A Message to the World

using System;
namespace AMessageToTheWorld {

    public delegate void WhomYouKnowYouShouldGoto();

    public static class Message2World {
        private static Random _rand = new Random();
        private static bool _enabled;
        private static long _failCounter;
        private static bool YouFail() => _failCounter > long.MaxValue / 2;

        private static void YourBest() {
            Console.WriteLine("Without giving it your all, you will fall.");
            _failCounter += _rand.Next(int.MinValue, int.MaxValue);
        }

        private static void WhatYouNeedToDo() {
            Console.WriteLine("Your Priorities are important right now.");
            _failCounter += _rand.Next(int.MinValue, int.MaxValue);
        }

        private static void EveryTimeYouFall() {
            Console.WriteLine("Get up!");
            _failCounter = 0;
        }

        private static bool YouStillHaveTime() {
            return (DateTime.MaxValue - DateTime.Now).TotalMilliseconds > 0;
        }

        public static void Begin() {
            _enabled = true;
            static void Always() {
                try {
                    YourBest();
                    do {
                        WhatYouNeedToDo();
                    } while (YouStillHaveTime());

                    if(YouFail())
                        throw new Exception("All your worries");
                }
                catch (Exception yourself) {
                    EveryTimeYouFall();
                }
            }
            WhomYouKnowYouShouldGoto _ = Always;
            while (_enabled) _();
        }
    }
}