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- Happy zombie Jesus Day! 🧟
- Christians Celebrate Easter 2022
- ‘If Christ Has Not Been Raised, Your Faith Is Futile’
- Man hands palm up praying and worship of cross, eucharist therapy bless god helping, hope and faith, christian religion concept on sunset background. - stock photo
- Christians celebrate Easter this Sunday, proclaiming the cornerstone of their faith, that Jesus Christ rose from the grave in a bodily resurrection. Alone among the world’s religions, Christians believe that on the third day after his public execution on Good Friday, the founder and focus of their faith rose from the dead.
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- Pope Francis: ‘We Are Racists, We Are Racists’
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- Russia to Ukrainians In Mariupol: Surrender and 'Keep Your Lives'
- Russia to Ukrainians In Mariupol: Surrender and 'Keep Your Lives'
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- Christians Celebrate Easter 2022 – 'Appeared to more than 500'
- Christians Celebrate Easter 2022 – 'Appeared to more than 500'
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- Woke Anglican Archbishop Uses Easter Message to Attack Border Control
- Woke Anglican Archbishop Uses Easter Message to Attack Border Control
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- Zelensky: World Has to Be 'Worried' Putin May Use Nukes
- Zelensky: World Has to Be 'Worried' Putin May Use Nukes
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- Polish Ambassador to U.S.: Zelensky Is ‘The Leader of the Free World'
- Polish Ambassador to U.S.: Zelensky Is ‘The Leader of the Free World'
- Houston: Negro Crashes His Car, Leading to 6 Vehicle Pile Up; At Least 2 People Killed.
- Again with monkeys driving cars! This needs to fucking stop!
- Negro High School Student Returns to Monarch High School After Raping Woman in the Mouth.
- Trial for Spic Bitch Who Killed 2 Children to Conclude.
- Negro Arrested After Setting Fire to Music Studio, Killing 2 of His "Friends".
- Spic Arrested for Killing Family with Pesticide.
- 7 Inmates Killed in South Carolina Prison After Chimpout Between Negroes and Whites Breaks Out.
- Chink General Arrested After Being Caught Pimping.
- Jigaboo Arrested After Taking His Clothes off and Then Assaulting EMT Officer.
- .................. Weather.
- Today
- 88°
- /58°
- PM Thunderstorms
- 37%
- SE 7 mph
- Sun 17 | Day
- 88°
- 37%
- SE 7 mph
- Cloudy this morning. Scattered thunderstorms developing this afternoon. High 88F. Winds SE at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 40%.
- Humidity
- 68%
- UV Index
- 10 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:01 am
- Sunset
- 7:58 pm
- Sun 17 | Night
- 58°
- 24%
- NE 7 mph
- Some clouds. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. Low 58F. Winds NE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 80%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 9:16 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 7:38 am
- Mon 18
- 83°
- /55°
- Sunny
- 7%
- NE 14 mph
- Tue 19
- 82°
- /66°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- SE 19 mph
- Wed 20
- 87°
- /68°
- Cloudy/Wind
- 24%
- S 20 mph
- Thu 21
- 91°
- /68°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 37%
- SSE 20 mph
- Fri 22
- 90°
- /68°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun/Wind
- 23%
- SSE 21 mph
- Sat 23
- 87°
- /67°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 33%
- SSE 20 mph
- Sun 24
- 87°
- /68°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 46%
- SSE 15 mph
- Mon 25
- 90°
- /66°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SSE 12 mph
- Tue 26
- 90°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 21%
- SE 12 mph
- Wed 27
- 89°
- /63°
- Partly Cloudy
- 18%
- SSE 14 mph
- Thu 28
- 90°
- /64°
- Partly Cloudy
- 13%
- SSE 16 mph
- Fri 29
- 89°
- /62°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSE 15 mph
- Sat 30
- 86°
- /59°
- Partly Cloudy
- 23%
- E 14 mph
- Sun 01
- 87°
- /61°
- Partly Cloudy
- 14%
- SE 13 mph
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- Current threat: Hitler's birthday. 卐
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- Laurelai
- Laurelai (aka Wesley Bailey aka a million other fucking names) is a detestable failure of a human being, a sexual predator, and an FBI Snitch.
- He is most well known as being the worlds most disgusting tranny and constantly failing at everything he has ever attempted. His vast achievements include formerly being an admin on Reddit (before being ejected for sexual abuse), claiming to be in groups he was never a part of, and overall making a huge ass of himself on a daily basis. Laurelai claims to suffer from a wide array of mental and physical disorders, all of which can be clumped into the "general laziness" category, forcing him to live a lifestyle of squatting in the home of whoever accepts him and proceeding to take advantage of them till he gets thrown out. The "please can I sleep in your house and eat your food for free" cycle repeats itself once every few months until it managed to piss off every individual dumb enough to take pity on him.
- To make up for having a 4" penis even before his magical revelation that he is a woman, Laurelai has been and is still obsessed with power and believes itself to be a hacker, despite his technical knowledge being limited to "beg some script kiddie to packet everyone who makes me upset". Laurelai it should be noted absolutely hates this article so you can do your part by spreading it around everywhere. He can currently be found on the SJWiki which is ironic since he is a rapist.
- Recently he got involved in GamerGate by using 8chan to run an imageboard for pedophiles.
- (( GRADE A CRAZY TRANNY))
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- A male talamanca hummingbird (Eugenes spectabilis). It only lives in the montane cloud forest of Costa Rica and Panama.
- photograph by Charlesjsharp
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- Alright that's all for now. I'll be back tomorrow. Until then, I'll be choking myself while looking at child porn.
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