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- Time for the news, you niggers... Oh, don't like being called a nigger? Fuck you. Nigger!
- Texas Sues Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin at Supreme Court over Election Rules
- Texas Flag American Flag (Kurt Haubrich / Flickr / CC / Cropped)
- The State of Texas filed a lawsuit directly with the U.S. Supreme Court shortly before midnight on Monday challenging the election procedures in Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, and Wisconsin on the grounds that they violate the Constitution.
- Photos: Melania Trump Unveils Renovated Neoclassical White House Tennis Pavilion
- Photos: Melania Trump Unveils Renovated Neoclassical White House Tennis Pavilion
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- George Gascon, L.A.’s Soros-Funded D.A., Sworn in; Ends Cash Bail, Death Penalty
- George Gascon, L.A.’s Soros-Funded D.A., Sworn in; Ends Cash Bail, Death Penalty
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- Report: Nancy Pelosi to Lead High-Priced Fundraiser for Democrats Raphael Warnock, Jon Ossoff
- Pelosi to Lead High-Priced Fundraiser for Dems Raphael Warnock, Jon Ossoff
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- Chicago Teachers Union Deletes Tweet: Reopening Schools ‘Rooted in Sexism, Racism, Misogyny’
- Teachers Union: Reopening Schools ‘Rooted in Sexism, Racism, Misogyny’
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- Poll: Dead Heat in Georgia Senate Runoffs
- Poll: Dead Heat in Georgia Senate Runoffs
- HANNAH BLEAU
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- Rashida Tlaib Promotes ‘Perfect Gift’ for Activists: ‘Justice from Detroit to Gaza’
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- Ilhan Omar’s Husband’s Firm Received $500K in Bailout Loans, on Top of Millions from Her Campaign
- Ilhan Omar’s Husband’s Firm Received $500K in Bailout Loans
- KRISTINA WONG
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- Orange County Sheriff: We’re Not Enforcing ‘Unfair’ and Unconstitutional COVID Rules
- IAN HANCHETT
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- Biden’s Coronavirus Czar Hosted Hunter Biden-Linked Chinese Elites at White House
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- Biden, Kamala Reward High-Profile Dems with Inauguration Duties
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- ‘Veep’ Cast Raises More than $640K to Help Georgia Democrats in Runoff Elections
- ‘Veep’ Cast Raises More than $640K to Help Georgia Democrats in Runoffs
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- Nolte: Movie Theaters Brought a Lot of Problems on Themselves
- Nolte: Movie Theaters Brought a Lot of Problems on Themselves
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- Behar: ‘Loser Donald’ Saying He Won Is Unbelievable ‘Craziness’
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- ‘Monster Hunter’ Pulled from Chinese Cinemas over ‘Racist’ Pun
- ‘Monster Hunter’ Pulled from Chinese Cinemas over ‘Racist’ Pun
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- Andrew Cuomo Teams with Dr. Fauci: ‘We’re Like the Modern Day De Niro and Pacino’
- …Cuomo: ‘We’re Like the Modern Day De Niro and Pacino’
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- Chinese Foreign Minister Calls for ‘Reset’ in Relations Under Biden
- Chinese Foreign Minister Calls for ‘Reset’ in Relations Under Biden
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- South Korea Cancels Christmas Church Services in Seoul
- South Korea Cancels Christmas Church Services in Seoul
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- Coronavirus: Denmark Locks Down Cities For Christmas
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- Brexit: Farage Warns Boris Will Cave, as EU Won’t Give the UK ‘Anything’
- Brexit: Farage Warns Boris Will Cave, as EU Won’t Give the UK ‘Anything’
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- Nigel Farage to Field Reform Party Candidates Against BOJO’s Anti-Car ‘Madness’
- Farage to Field Reform Party Candidates Against BOJO’s Anti-Car ‘Madness’
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- UK Prepares for Huge Vaccination Rollout Starting on Tuesday
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- Boris Johnson’s Cabinet Backs a No-Deal Brexit if EU Trade Talks Collapse: Report
- BOJo’s Cabinet Backs a No-Deal Brexit if EU Trade Talks Collapse: Report
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- ‘Supernatural’ Cast Teaming with Stacey Abrams for GA Runoff
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- Disney Resorts Bans Rapper Spectacular Smith for Alleged Assault over Coronavirus Joke
- Disney Resorts Bans Rapper Spectacular Smith for Alleged Assault over Coronavirus Joke
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- CBS’s ‘Blue Bloods’ Stands Up for Cops in Defund Police Episode
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- Bob Dylan Sells Entire Song Catalog for Estimated $300 Million
- Bob Dylan Sells Entire Song Catalog for Estimated $300 Million
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- Pollak: Trump Should Send Iran Deal, Paris Agreement to Senate
- Pollak: Trump Should Send Iran Deal, Paris Agreement to Senate
- JOEL B. POLLAK
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- Report: Joe Biden to Tap California AG Xavier Becerra for HHS Secretary
- Report: Biden Would Tap Xavier Becerra for HHS Sec… ‘Aggressively Pro-Abortion,’ Anti-Free Speech
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- FNC’s Wallace Corrects HHS Sec Azar over Biden’s Title: ‘He’s the President-Elect, Sir’
- FNC’s Wallace Demands Trump Official Call Biden ‘President-Elect’
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- Two Texas Women Arrested for Allegedly Smuggling Meth, Fentanyl from Mexico
- Two Texas Women Arrested for Allegedly Smuggling Meth, Fentanyl
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- 165 Pounds of Meth, Cocaine Seized After Ultralight Aircraft Delivery in California near Border
- 165 Pounds of Meth, Cocaine Seized After Ultralight Aircraft Delivery in California near Border
- BOB PRICE
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- 700 Violent Gang Members Arrested in Central America by Joint U.S.-Local Operation
- 700 Violent Gang Members Arrested in Central America by Joint U.S.-Local Operation
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- Virginia Military Institute removes Confederate statue
- Virginia Military Institute removes Confederate statue
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- U. of Hawaii Sculpture Mistaken for Monolith
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- Monolith Appears on Austin Community College Campus
- Monolith Appears on Austin Community College Campus
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- Another Missing British Teen Girl Found in Syrian Camp for ISIS Brides
- Another Missing British Teen Girl Found in Syrian Camp for ISIS Brides
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- Donald Trump: Rudy Giuliani Tested Positive for Coronavirus
- Rudy Tests Positive for Coronavirus
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- Bottoms: African-Americans Will Trust Vaccine Is Safe Under Biden
- Bottoms: African-Americans Will Trust Vaccine Is Safe Under Biden
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- Acosta: Trump 'Trying to Pull a Fast One Insisting He Has Won
- Acosta: Trump 'Trying to Pull a Fast One Insisting He Has Won
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- Surgeon General: 'Need to Be More Intelligent' about Some Closures
- Surgeon General: 'Need to Be More Intelligent' about Some Closures
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- Ratcliffe: China Has 'Capability' of 'Taking Away the American Dream'
- Ratcliffe: China Has 'Capability' of 'Taking Away the American Dream'
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- George Gascon, L.A.'s Soros-Funded D.A., Sworn in; Ends Cash Bail
- George Gascon, L.A.'s Soros-Funded D.A., Sworn in; Ends Cash Bail
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- CNN's Dr. Wen Urges Americans to Cancel Christmas, NYE Plans
- CNN's Dr. Wen Urges Americans to Cancel Christmas, NYE Plans
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- Ted Cruz Offers to Argue PA Mail-in Ballot Case if SCOTUS Takes it Up
- Ted Cruz Offers to Argue PA Mail-in Ballot Case if SCOTUS Takes it Up
- Niagara Falls Negro Fatally Shoots White Teen.
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- You're just sitting there, looking at the view. Then, bam! A negro shoots you.
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- Bronx Groid Breaks Through Basement Window of Home to Steal One Lightbulb.
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- Six Muzzies Charged With Birther Fraud, Allowing Muslim Women to Become Citizens, Costing U.S. Millions.
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- Bonobo Arrested for Double Murder at South Memphis Apartments.
- ......... I'm sure it will work out.... Weather.
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- Current threat: Old man winter. 💨
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- Amy Schumer
- Amy Schumer✡, better known as "that bleached-blonde monster Jew-clit", is an female "comedian" who can't stop talking about her monstrous canyon-like vag and the shitty anal-fisting fest that she calls a "sex life" in a pathetic attempt to be the next Sarah Silverman. And much like Silverman, both can be described as ugly jews who alternate between trying to be "edgy" and turning their backs on the people who made them to pander to SJWs. Amy is also known to constantly pose naked to satisfy her exhibitionism under the guise of promoting feminism, much like Lena Dunham. But unlike Lena, Amy (thankfully) never goes all the way. In fact, if one was to describe her (and Silverman) they might say that she is a diet versions of Dunham. Less fat/ugly/jewish and not as big of feminazi as she, perhaps making her "better" in the same way that getting cancer is not as bad as contracting leprosy.
- Less so than for her "comedy", Amy is known for calling herself a slut, bulling teenagers online for calling her a slut, continuing her proud jewish heritage by not just stealing Lena Dunham's entire persona but also other comedian's jokes, calling her lawyers to take down anyone's videos proving she stole jokes (she'll be coming for us next), and making a movie so bad it made someone go all James Holmes on a movie theater.
- (( MOVIE SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LITERALLY KILL YOURSELF ))
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- The golden-headed cisticola (Cisticola exilis) is a species of warbler in the family Cisticolidae, found in Asia and Australia. An unobtrusive bird, it forages for invertebrates, such as insects and small slugs, near the ground, but supplements its diet with grass seeds. Both sexes construct the rounded nest with a side entrance in a grass tussock or among tangled herbage. Built of green leaves and fine grasses and lined with soft plant down, it is stitched together with cobweb silk and camouflaged on the outside with further herbage. The female incubates the eggs and the male drives off intruders, but despite this concealment and care, only 32 per cent of the eggs successfully hatch. This golden-headed cisticola was photographed near Cornwallis, New South Wales, in Australia.
- Photograph credit: John Harrison
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- Bye, fags. I'm gonna go to a synagogue and spray paint swastikas. That'll show those kykes!
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