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- Bidenflation Raging
- Producer Price Index Rises by Record 9.6%, Worse Than Expected
- Joe Biden
- Inflation continued to run hotter than expected in November.
- JOHN CARNEY52
- JOE HOSTING WH PARTY FOR DEMOCRATS — STILL IGNORING WAUKESHA VICTIMS
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 269
- CATHEDRAL INSISTS ON VAX PASSPORTS FOR CHRISTMAS SERVICES
- JAMES DELINGPOLE
- 143
- LIZ CHENEY MOCKED FOR 1/6 ‘BOMBSHELL’
- FNC’s Dean: If I Worked at CNN and Tucker Carlson Did Oppo Research on Me, It Would Be Covered Differently
- FNC’s Dean: If I Worked at CNN and Tucker Carlson Did Oppo Research on Me, It Would Be Covered Differently
- 139
- Fmr RNC Chair Steele: Mark Meadows Will End Up ‘Copping a Plea’
- 116
- CNN’s Avlon on KY Tornado: Natural Disasters Getting Worse Due to the Climate Crisis
- CNN’s Avlon on KY Tornado: Natural Disasters Getting Worse Due to the Climate Crisis
- 171
- Exclusive — Poll: Trump-Backed David Perdue Takes Commanding Lead Over Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp in Primary
- Exclusive — Poll: Trump-Backed David Perdue Takes Commanding Lead Over Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp in Primary
- 828
- 2024: Hillary Clinton-Already Campaigning?
- 1,781
- Poll: Most Americans Say Economy Is Getting Worse and Inflation Is a ‘Very Serious’ Problem
- Poll: Most Americans Say Economy Is Getting Worse, Inflation a ‘Very Serious’ Problem
- 174
- Hawley Slams BLM Sponsors for Silence on White-Owned Business Boycott — ‘Anti-American’
- Hawley Slams BLM Sponsors for Silence on White-Owned Business Boycott ’
- 327
- Katko: ‘We’re Going to Force’ Biden to Return to Trump Border Policies if We Take Congress
- 169
- Facebook Admits in Court That ‘Fact Checks’ Are Just Opinion
- Facebook Admits in Court That ‘Fact Checks’ Are Just Opinion
- ALLUM BOKHARI
- 3,513
- ‘So Easy I was Cruising’: Trans U. Penn Swimmer Bragged About Beating Female Opponents
- 2,482
- Navy Officer Fired over Refusal to Get Vaccine or Be Tested
- KRISTINA WONG
- 415
- VIDEO: Philadelphia Issues Coronavirus Vaccine Requirements for Indoor Dining
- 145
- Chicago PD Hosts Buyback, Pledges to Destroy Every Firearm They Receive
- AWR HAWKINS
- 353
- Tibetans Chain Themselves to Olympic Rings to Protest Beijing Genocide Games
- 53
- China Begins Walking Back Promises to Reduce Pollution in the 2030s
- 813
- Manchin Blows Whistle: ’Build Back Better Act’ Relies on Budget Gimmicks
- 452
- Fed’s ‘Transitory’ Bidenflation Call — Worst Ever?
- JOHN CARNEY
- 54
- 14-Year-Old Son of Pizza Store Employee Shoots Alleged Robber in Face
- 14-Year-Old Son of Pizza Store Employee Shoots Alleged Robber in Face
- 388
- Woman Charged in Alleged Theft of over $300K in Merchandise from California Stores: ‘These Are Not Victimless Crimes’
- Woman Charged in Alleged Theft of over $300K in Merchandise from California Stores…
- …These Are Not Victimless Crimes’
- 384
- WATCH: Maryland ‘Antifa’ Defund Police Protest Leads to Scuffle
- 383
- ‘What Have You Done to Be More Anti-Racist?’: School Districts Screen Potential Teachers for ‘Cultural Competency’
- School Districts Screen Potential Teachers for ‘Cultural Competency’…
- …‘What Have You Done to Be More Anti-Racist?’
- 302
- Left-Wing Groups Push Biden Ed Department to Upend Trump Campus Sex Harassment Due Process Rules
- Biden Pushed to Upend Trump Campus Sex Harassment Due Process Rules
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- 133
- New York Used Federal Coronavirus Relief Funds to Advance Critical Race Theory Indoctrination
- New York Used Federal Coronavirus Relief Funds to Advance Critical Race Theory Indoctrination
- BRECCAN F. THIES
- 951
- Nolte: Fox News Finally Rids Itself of Dishonest Ratings Failure Chris Wallace
- Nolte: Fox Finally Rids Itself of Dishonest Ratings Failure Chris Wallace
- 8,044
- CNN Staffer Accused of Luring Mom, Daughter to ‘Train’ Her in Sexual Submission
- CNN Staffer Accused of Luring Mom, Young Daughter to ‘Train’ Her in Sexual Submission
- AMY FURR
- 7,847
- MSNBC’s Heilemann Claims ’30 Million People Right Now’ Ready to Take Up Arms for Trump
- MSNBC’s Heilemann Claims ’30 Million People Right Now’ Ready to Take Up Arms for Trump
- 2,838
- Hillary: If Trump Wins in 2024, It ‘Could Be the End of Our Democracy’…
- 40,954
- …Those Chanting ‘Lock Her Up’ Had No Idea What They Were Talking About
- 2,919
- Exclusive — Rep. Lee Zeldin: ‘Good Chance’ Joe Biden Avoided Army-Navy Game Due to Fear of ‘Let’s Go, Brandon Chant’
- Exclusive — Zeldin: ‘Good Chance’ Biden Avoided Army-Navy Game to Avoid ‘Let’s Go, Brandon Chant’
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
- 5,618
- Company Makes Enough ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Christmas Wrapping Paper to ‘Cover Six NFL Football Fields’
- Company Makes Enough ‘Let’s Go Brandon’ Xmas Wrapping Paper to ‘Cover Six NFL Football Fields’
- 1,119
- FACT CHECK: Biden Claims Kentucky Tornado Linked to ‘Climate Change’
- FACT CHECK: Biden Claims Kentucky Tornado Linked to ‘Climate Change’
- 1,033
- Jussie Smollett Juror: We Knew He was Guilty, Even the Ones Who Had Doubts
- Jussie Smollett Juror: We Knew He was Guilty, Even the Ones Who Had Doubts
- 935
- Texas Asst. Coach, Stripper Ex-Girlfriend Sued for Pet Monkey Bite on Child’s Hand
- Texas Asst. Coach, Stripper Ex-Girlfriend Sued for Pet Monkey Bite on Child’s Hand
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- 426
- VIDEO: California Landscaper Charged with Raping Six Women
- VIDEO: California Landscaper Charged with Raping Six Women
- 664
- ‘Stop the Genocide’: NBA Hall of Famer Joins Enes Kanter Freedom in Stand Against Oppressive China
- ‘Stop the Genocide’: NBA Hall of Famer Joins Kanter’s Against China
- 9,292
- Anheuser-Busch Cancels Rapper Travis Scott’s Hard Seltzer Following Astroworld Tragedy
- Anheuser-Busch Cancels Travis Scott’s Hard Seltzer Following Astroworld
- 114
- Bokhari: Julian Assange Is Anarcho-Tyranny’s Victim Number One
- Bokhari: Julian Assange Is Anarcho-Tyranny’s Victim Number One
- 736
- Chasten Buttigieg Upset Biden's Student Loan Freeze Ending
- Chasten Buttigieg Upset Biden's Student Loan Freeze Ending
- 947
- Joe Biden Hosting White House Holiday Party for Democrats
- Joe Biden Hosting White House Holiday Party for Democrats
- 269
- Wallace Announces Departure -- 'This Is My Final Fox News Sunday'
- Wallace Announces Departure -- 'This Is My Final Fox News Sunday'
- 32,600
- Facebook Admits in Court That 'Fact Checks' Are Just Opinion
- Facebook Admits in Court That 'Fact Checks' Are Just Opinion
- 3,513
- Liz Cheney Mocked as Mark Meadows Texts Suggest No 'Insurrection' Plot
- Liz Cheney Mocked as Mark Meadows Texts Suggest No 'Insurrection' Plot
- 181
- Transgender UPenn Swimmer Bragged that Beating Opponents is 'So Easy'
- Transgender UPenn Swimmer Bragged that Beating Opponents is 'So Easy'
- 2,482
- China Points and Laughs After Biden Admin Censors Taiwanese Minister
- China Points and Laughs After Biden Admin Censors Taiwanese Minister
- 50
- Durham Cathedral Insists on Covid Passes for Christmas Services
- Durham Cathedral Insists on Covid Passes for Christmas Services
- 143
- Fauci: Americans Might 'Just Have To Deal With' Yearly Boosters
- Fauci: Americans Might 'Just Have To Deal With' Yearly Boosters
- 6,303
- Ex-Danish Minister Convicted for Separating Men from Child Brides
- Ex-Danish Minister Convicted for Separating Men from Child Brides
- Crazy Simian Goes on Stabbing Rampage in His Aeronautical Science Classroom Before Cops Come and Blow His Brains out.
- The only experience he had in aeronautics was throwing bananas.
- Monknoid Goes on Punching Rampage, Causing Multiple Women to Get Stitches.
- Australonig Stabs Elderly White Man in Back Who Was Trying to Buy Crack from Him.
- Manhattan Macaque Runs off With Woman's Stolen Phone.
- Sheboon Arrested After Going Around Recording People at NY Voting Booth.
- Negress "Psychiatrist" Gets License Suspended After Whipping Patients.
- Blackey Dressed in all Black Robs Elderly Woman While Pretending to be Meals on Wheels Employee.
- Another Chimpout Erupts at Minneapolis Airport for No Reason.
- .............. Niggers, amirite?.... Weather.
- Dense Fog Advisory
- Action Recommended
- Execute a pre-planned activity identified in the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- Portions of south central Texas
- Description
- ...DENSE FOG ADVISORY REMAINS IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 AM CST THIS MORNING...
- WHAT...Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog.
- WHERE...Portions of south central Texas.
- WHEN...Until 10 AM CST this morning.
- IMPACTS...Hazardous driving conditions due to low visibility.
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- If driving, slow down, use your low beam headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
- Tue 14 | Day
- 78°
- 46%
- S 10 mph
- Rain showers this morning with overcast skies during the afternoon hours. High 78F. Winds S at 5 to 10 mph. Chance of rain 50%.
- Humidity
- 86%
- UV Index
- 2 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:18 am
- Sunset
- 5:32 pm
- Tue 14 | Night
- 67°
- 18%
- SSE 10 mph
- Overcast. Areas of patchy fog. Low 67F. Winds SSE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 94%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 2:47 pm
- Waxing Gibbous
- Moonset
- 3:15 am
- Wed 15
- 81°
- /68°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- S 18 mph
- Thu 16
- 82°
- /68°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 37%
- S 13 mph
- Fri 17
- 80°
- /54°
- Cloudy
- 24%
- S 15 mph
- Sat 18
- 57°
- /45°
- Thundershowers
- 77%
- N 17 mph
- Sun 19
- 56°
- /41°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 24%
- NNE 9 mph
- Mon 20
- 64°
- /39°
- Sunny
- 18%
- NNW 7 mph
- Tue 21
- 63°
- /44°
- Mostly Sunny
- 6%
- ENE 6 mph
- Wed 22
- 71°
- /57°
- Partly Cloudy
- 9%
- SSW 10 mph
- Thu 23
- 75°
- /60°
- Partly Cloudy
- 10%
- SSW 11 mph
- Fri 24
- 73°
- /57°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- SSW 10 mph
- Sat 25
- 73°
- /57°
- Partly Cloudy
- 13%
- S 8 mph
- Sun 26
- 73°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- SSW 9 mph
- Mon 27
- 71°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 12%
- NW 9 mph
- Tue 28
- 70°
- /51°
- Partly Cloudy
- 10%
- WNW 8 mph
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- Current threat: That fat German man who breaks into our houses at night. 🎅🏻
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- Game Theory
- Game Theory is yet another video game-related YouTube show that makes retrofags scream "CHILDHOOD RUINED!!!" in the comments section. Essentially, it's a show that speculates upon an alternate reality in which games are important, while "decisively proving" shit that doesn't matter, such as "Mario has Antisocial Personality Disorder!", or "Creepers are plants!" To compensate for the bad content, he slides/zooms pictures around on the screen to give off an illusion that the video editing is "nifty". Or, he wields large and ponderous words to make him seem intelligent, which begs the conclusion that his theories must be right! This show somehow managed to achieve 2,000,000+ subscribers, but we all know how easy it is to set up bots and ping Google search results.
- The man himself, Matthew Patrick (on YouTube as YouTube Favicon.png MatthewPatrick13, the 13 referencing his age of maturity) is the fuckface who decided to make this show a reality. He's a Walter White Jr. lookalike, which explains his retarded persona. His obnoxious voice has extremely forced pitch changes, such that they literally drive the viewers away from any point that he was so feebly trying to make. There's also the fact that he ironically uses puns like a 12-year old boy.
- There's also another shitty game show on the same channel called "Game Exchange", but nobody gives a shit. Because of the success of this, he's added 2 brand new shows titled "Culture Shock" and "Crossover," both of which are filled to the brim with buttfuck stupidity.
- (( OH YEAH? FUCK YOUR THEORY ))
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- Camp: Notes on Fashion was the 2019 high fashion art exhibition of the Anna Wintour Costume Center, a wing of the Metropolitan Museum of Art which houses their collection. The display included this rainbow cape, created by the British fashion designer Christopher Bailey for the luxury fashion house Burberry.
- Photograph credit: Rhododendrites
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- Alright I'm gonna go, but I'm gonna test out my new keyboard first... Niiiiiiiiigerrrrrrrrrrr. Niiiiiiiiiiiiigerrrrrrrrrrrr.
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