Flanz - Pumpkin and Squirrel

Flanz-le-Flore snapped her fingers. Charisma turned into a pumpkin. Flanz-le-Flore snapped her fingers. Charm turned into a squirrel.

That should've been the end of it, considering neither a pumpkin nor a squirrel were capable of flying through the air with the same speed and maneuverability. Flanz-le-Flore even turned her gaze and squinted toward the dust plume from which Olliebollen's voice came, holding unsnapped fingers at the ready. But Charisma the pumpkin, instead of hurtling into the ground as fast as gravity would force it, decided that being a pumpkin wasn't enough to stop it. In refutation of all known laws of physics it diverted its path at a sheer angle upward—directly into Flanz-le-Flore's face.

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[9] The Same Wrong Even More Ruthlessly