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- *sips coffee mixed with liquor and Clonazepam* Ah, It's good to be alive... Here's the news.
- Same-Sex Marriages to Receive Blessings in the Church of England
- Every Knee Shall Bow… to Alphabet Gods!
- CANTERBURY, ENGLAND - APRIL 17: Justin Welby, the Archbishop Of Canterbury arrives to deliver his Easter Sermon at Canterbury Cathedral on April 17, 2022 in Canterbury, England. A congregation of worshippers returned to Canterbury Cathedral to take part in the Easter service for the first time in two years, previously …
- Same sex marriages will receive “prayers for God’s blessing” for the first time in the Church of England following a General Synod vote.
- Chuck Grassley: FBI Has Evidence Joe Biden Involved in Family Business
- Chuck Grassley: FBI Has Evidence Joe Biden Involved in Family Business
- 1,607
- WWIII Watch: UK Set to Sending Long Range Missiles to Ukraine
- WWIII Watch: UK Set to Sending Long Range Missiles to Ukraine
- 180
- Biden on Balloon Having Antennas: 'Wise' to Wait to Shoot It down
- Biden on Balloon Having Antennas: 'Wise' to Wait to Shoot It down
- 2,411
- Hunter Biden Denies Oversight Committee's Request for Records
- Hunter Biden Denies Oversight Committee's Request for Records
- 2,143
- Half of Americans Say They Are Worse Off
- Half of Americans Say They Are Worse Off
- 2,794
- 'Nothing Off the Table' UK PM Considering Sending Jets to Ukraine
- 'Nothing Off the Table' UK PM Considering Sending Jets to Ukraine
- 2,740
- L.A. City Council Votes to Replace Natural Gas with Unproven Hydrogren
- L.A. City Council Votes to Replace Natural Gas with Unproven Hydrogren
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- U.S. Says Chinese Spy Balloon Contained Tech to Monitor Comms Signals
- U.S. Says Chinese Spy Balloon Contained Tech to Monitor Comms Signals
- 2,933
- Prepare for 'Significant Russian Gains' – British Commander in Afghan
- Prepare for 'Significant Russian Gains' – British Commander in Afghan
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- Exclusive: Donald Trump Releases Campaign Ad Outlining Energy Policy
- Exclusive: Donald Trump Releases Campaign Ad Outlining Energy Policy
- White Woman Suspiciously Found Dead in Niles After Negro is Caught Running with Firearm.
- It's not what it looks like... I'm sure.
- Bond Denied for Monknoid Who Stabbed 78-Year-Old Man to Death.
- Negro Who Bought $540 Worth of Cookies for Girl Scouts Arrested After Trafficking Drugs.
- Spic Arrested After Shooting at Random People Outside Chico Bar.
- Chink Arrested After Trying to Pull Down Woman's Pants Inside Her Apartment Complex.
- Woman Fights off Vicious Spic Inside Manhattan Stairwell.
- Spic Fag Arrested After Performing "Healing Rituals" at Fresno Church by Fucking Attendandees in the Ass.
- Negro Detention Officer Arrested After Raping 19-Year-Old.
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- Current threat: Nerd rage. 🤓
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- Jared Fogle
- For Jared Fogle✡, life was good. He gained the love of a nation in 2000, when Subway began an ad campaign telling his compelling story of losing nearly 250 pounds by consuming their footlongs. After appearing in over 300 television commercials, Fogle had amassed around $15,000,000 in net worth, and was beloved by the public. Everything was perfect.
- That was, until the FBI paid him a little visit in July of 2015 and found his child pornography stash.
- (( "SUBWAY: FRESH MEAT" ))
- .......... Here's Andrew Anglin.
- Muchos Hombre El Beano, Mundo Grande El Rapo Del Americanski Bordero
- Andrew Anglin February 10, 2023
- Enjoy! Stop coming to my country!
- This is a rape! No means no! Do not come into my country!
- It is no different than a penis entering a vagina against the will of the vagina-holder (vaginal individual)!
- Except if a woman says “no,” she probably means “yes!” I definitely do not mean “yes”! I mean “no”!
- Go out of my country!
- New York Post:
- At least 500 migrants attempted to illegally cross into the US at border hot spot El Paso Wednesday — wrongly believing they could get free passage to Canada or laws had changed allowing them to seek asylum on American soil.
- US Border Patrol agents in El Paso said they encountered the surge of migrants between 8:30 p.m. and 12:30 a.m. around one of the main border gates into the country.
- Photos and video from the area show hundreds of hopeful asylum seekers from central and south America lined up at the border fence, a scene not seen in 2023 after the government expanded the number of countries whose citizens are expelled under Title 42.
- Border agents said most of the migrants were from Venezuela, and many told them they had been told US border policies had changed and they would be allowed to stay in America if they crossed the border – rumors likely spread through social media.
- Sources told The Post other migrants had heard about New York City funding free bus tickets to migrants who want to pursue asylum claims in Canada and wrongly believed they would be sent there if they crossed the border.
- However, border agents informed the migrants no policies have changed and under measure Title 42, the US is still expelling illegal border crossers from Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Venezuela, Nicaragua, Cuba, and Haiti back to Mexico.
- In a statement issued Thursday, Border Patrol said: “The El Paso Sector would like to inform migrants that nothing has changed. The US Border Patrol in the El Paso Sector continues to expel migrants under CDC’s Title 42 authority.”
- Buses to Canada have been laid on from New York by charity organizations, as the city struggles to deal with some 40,000 migrants who have been bused their by Texas Gov. Greg Abbott, as well as El Paso mayor Oscar Leeser.
- Abbott recently tweeted about the program, calling Mayor Eric Adams a hypocrite.
- “New York City is busing migrants north after attacking the Texas busing mission,’ Abbott wrote Thursday.
- Yeah, great job Greg, you smarmy spineless faggot cripple piece of shit.
- No one wanted these apes shipped to New York, and no one cares about Democrat hypocrisy.
- WE WANT YOU TO SEND THESE PEOPLE BACK TO MEXICO, GREG.
- Greg Abbot is like a parody of a cuckold.
- He literally has to hire someone to please his wife because his dick is as limp as his governance.
- He literally says “well, you see, these Democrats are a bunch of hypocrites” and asks like we’ve not all been hearing that from do-nothing con artists like him for our entire lives.
- It’s not a novel insight, Greg.
- They are hypocrites. We get it.
- They’re also winning.
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- Hair Like Mine is a 2009 photograph by Pete Souza showing five-year-old Jacob Philadelphia, son of a staff member of the White House's National Security Council, touching the head of President Barack Obama in the Oval Office. The moment arose after Philadelphia had asked the president, "I want to know if your hair is like mine". The photograph has been called "iconic" by Time magazine, and was later described by First Lady Michelle Obama as symbolizing progress the African-American struggle for civil rights.
- Photograph credit: Pete Souza
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go rub my dick against a 12 year old girl's butt.
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