# Bad Boy Bubby Quotes by WacKEDmaN
#
# Quotes random Bad Boy Bubby quotes.
#
# Much of this script was stolen from the Discworld quotes script, which
# you can get off the bseen tcl site. google it. Thanks to Dibbler for that.
#
#
# Public, message, and dcc command to display quotes is !bbb
# or just change the !bbb below to whatever you want, .bbb, -bbb,
# whatever.
#

## public command. ##
bind pub - !bbb pub_bbb

## message command. ##
bind msg - !bbb msg_bbb

## dcc command. ##
bind dcc - bbb dcc_bbb

## start meat & potatoes of script. ##
proc pub_bbb { nick mask hand channel args } {
    global bbbquotes
    putquick "PRIVMSG $channel :[lindex $bbbquotes [rand [llength $bbbquotes]]]"
}

proc msg_bbb { nick uhost hand rest } {
    global bbbquotes
    putquick "NOTICE $nick :[lindex $bbbquotes [rand [llength $bbbquotes]]]"
}

proc dcc_bbb { hand idx rest } {
        global bbbquotes
        putidx $idx "[lindex $bbbquotes [rand [llength $bbbquotes]]]"
}


set bbbquotes {

"Jesus can see everything I do... and he's going to beat me brainless!"

"Christ, kid, you're a weirdo"

"And if the poison doens't get you... God will. "

"Me be pop now."

"Pop get pizza for cat!"

"Bubby being left to die... me Pop now!"

"You're a sexy woman. God, you've got great tits. Great big whoppers, if you can say."

"You still look good, Flo. You always were a good looking broad."

"Hey son, you can call me pop. I'm your pop"

"Yeah yeah alright. Don't go making a big thing of it."

"Hey what's up son, you got a mental condition or something?"

"You're a fuckin' weird looking rooster aren't ya? C'mon get out the way, I gotta chop this tree down....... come on, come on or I'll chop your prick off..... "

"Here's your bed, and there's your suitcase, and I've put your cat in the freezer, and we can bury that tomorrow, ok?"

"How come... cat no gas mask? Don't need one... cats don't breathe"

"You be sexy woman, Flo"

"Come on, cat. Pizza!"

"Be still ya litte cunt! I'll beat ya brainless!"

"God be a useless cunt!"

"Christ, I'll beat you brainless."

"That be Cat!"

"Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare! Angel be beautiful. God be a useless cunt!"

"Get off of the fuckin' road you greasy bastard! Get off of the fuckin' road you greasy bastard! Get off... "

"Pizza be better than this!"

"Well, if that's all there is... we're stuffed"

"Ain't got money to keep buying you milk, you greedy little cunt."

"Fuck you, God! Strike me down if you dare, you tyrant, you non-existent fraud!"




}

putlog "Bad Boy Bubby quotes 0.9 by WacKEDmaN loaded."