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- Morning, faggots. It's News Ned again.
- WATCH: Israeli Archaologists Find 1,900-year-Old Roman Swords
- Here's how Many Millions Actor Kevin Costner's Divorce is Costing Him
- Bill Maher: WGA Went on Strike at the 'Wrong Time'
- Blinken Makes Surprise Visit to Kyiv, to Announce More Cash for Ukraine
- Rob Schneider: Dylan Mulvaney Is Guilty of 'Gender Appropriation'
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- Alarmists Predict ‘1 Billion’ Deaths from Climate Change This Century
- Beyond Parody: ’A Future Person Is Killed Every Time Humanity Burns 1,000 Tons of Fossil Carbon’
- climate
- Researchers from Canada and Australia have published a study predicting a remarkable one billion deaths from climate change over the next 100 years.
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.718
- EXCLUSIVE — MTG: ‘POMPOUS ASSHOLES’ CANNOT REMOVE TRUMP FROM BALLOT
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
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- BLINKEN SURPRISE VISIT TO KYIV… ANNOUNCES ANOTHER ROUND OF 💲💲 FOR UKRAINE!
- OLIVER JJ LANE
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- HOUSE DEM: BIDEN WON’T ALLOW AUTO WORKERS STRIKE — CAN’T HAVE ONE ‘AFTER ALL THE INFLATION’
- IAN HANCHETT
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- BEVERLY HILLS: HIGH-END RETAIL STORES SHUTTERED BY SMASH-AND-GRAB EPIDEMIC
- PAUL BOIS
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- BILL MAHER: STRIKING HOLLYWOOD WRITERS NOT OWED A LIVING WAGE
- PAUL BOIS
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- FEDERAL COURT STRIKES DOWN ALABAMA GOP REDISTRICTING MAPS… FOR ’RACIAL EQUITY’
- JORDAN DIXON-HAMILTON
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- EXCLUSIVE—MARLOW ANNOUNCES BOMBSHELL BOOK ‘BREAKING BIDEN’…
- …SCHWEIZER PRAISES: ‘ESSENTIAL READING’
- BREITBART NEWS
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- OUR RADAR
- ROB SCHNEIDER: ‘GENTLEMAN’ DYLAN MULVANEY IS GUILTY OF ‘GENDER APPROPRIATION’19
- DOOMSAYER U.N. CHIEF GUTERRES WARNS ‘CLIMATE BREAKDOWN HAS BEGUN’53
- TRUMP: ‘WE DID SUCH A GREAT JOB’ RESPONDING TO COVID42
- BOB BARKER CAUSE OF DEATH REVEALED17
- U.K. WILL DECLARE RUSSIA’S WAGNER PMC A TERRORIST ORGANIZATION29
- LABOUR PARTY-RUN BIRMINGHAM COUNCIL DECLARES EFFECTIVE BANKRUPTCY45
- GERMANY: MANHUNT AFTER 10-YEAR-OLD BOY THROWN FROM BRIDGE FOR SPEAKING UKRAINIAN37
- ANALYST: WE CAN’T DO ANYTHING ABOUT SAUDI, RUSSIAN OIL CUTS BECAUSE STRATEGIC RESERVE IS DRAINED24
- U.S.-Funded War in Ukraine Costs More in One Day than Biden Is Sending to Maui
- U.S.-Funded War in Ukraine Costs More in One Day than Biden Is Sending to Maui
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- James Comer Subpoenas DHS, Secret Service over Tip-Off of Thwarted Hunter Biden Interview
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- Weissmann: Highly Likely Trump Will Get Significant Jail Time if Convicted
- Weissmann: Highly Likely Trump Will Get Significant Jail Time if Convicted
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- President Joe Biden takes off his mask to speak about the COVID-19 pandemic during a prime-time address from the East Room of the White House, Thursday, March 11, 2021, in Washington. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)
- White House: Joe Biden Masking Up Indoors Again
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- Finally! NY Times Wakes Up to Corruption in Ukraine
- Finally! NY Times Wakes Up to Corruption in Ukraine
- 3,543
- Poll: Most of GOP Voters Say Trump Indictments ‘Irrelevant’
- Poll: Most of GOP Voters Say Trump Indictments ‘Irrelevant’
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- Blinken Makes Surprise Visit to Kyiv, to Announce More Cash for Ukraine
- Blinken Makes Surprise Visit to Kyiv, to Announce More Cash for Ukraine
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- Biden Labor Day Address: Trump 'Didn't Build a Damn Thing'
- Biden Labor Day Address: Trump 'Didn't Build a Damn Thing'
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- Ukraine War Costs More in One Day than Biden Is Sending to Maui
- Ukraine War Costs More in One Day than Biden Is Sending to Maui
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- Proud Boys’ Enrique Tarrio Receives Record 22-Year Prison Sentence
- Proud Boys’ Enrique Tarrio Receives Record 22-Year Prison Sentence
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- Alarmists Predict ‘1 Billion’ Deaths from Climate Change This Century
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- Christie: Majority of Republicans Don't Approve of Trump's Conduct
- Christie: Majority of Republicans Don't Approve of Trump's Conduct
- Negro Spic Arrested After Taking off and Brushing Cop During Traffic Stop.
- Nice try, speedy Gonzales.
- Niglet Shoots His Negro Parents. (1 of Them Iraq War Vet)
- Richland County Silverback Arrested After Groping 2 Women.
- Elderly White Man Beaten by 2 Teenage Chimps After Trying to Pick up Sail Foan.
- Mother Rages in Court at Spic Illegal Who Killed Her 2 Toddlers.
- Dr. William O'Byrne Dies After Being Beaten by 2 Spics While on Mexico Vacation.
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- Sunrise
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- Wed 06 | Night
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- Current threat: 9/11. ✈ ▌▌
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- Vampire
- In Storytown Village, vampires are lithe, seductive, hypnotic creatures of the night who revel in bacchanalian pleasure-seeking and live wild and erotic unlives, who actually used to be cool. In Reality: clumsy, fat, socially inept, sartorially blinded fuck-ups that are so pathetic even the goths won't hang out with them anymore, who were never cool. Vampires are social rejects bent on acquiring AIDS from licking the blood off their 'victims' fingers in an odd, retarded expression of a fetish (which they claim isn't a fetish).
- They try their best to mimic their mythological counter-parts; whether by slathering themselves in white make-up, wearing fake-fangs to "feel their Inner Predator" or by actually drinking blood, depending on the level of retardedness of the individual. Either way, they are a great source of epic lulz as their general lack of social skills lend them to be rather oblivious and egotistical.
- Put simply, vampires are emo kids who have the gay gene turned up to 11. Aside from furries and otherkin, 'vampires' are probably the easiest group of societal ejaculate to troll.
- (( Goth And Emo's Embarrassing Little Sister That They Want No One To Know About ))
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- The cheetah (Acinonyx jubatus) is a large cat native to Africa, central Iran and India (where it was reintroduced in 2022 after becoming extinct in the country in the 1950s). The cheetah is the fastest land animal, capable of running at 80 to 98 km/h (50 to 61 mph); as such, it has evolved specialized adaptations for speed, including a light build, long thin legs and a long tail. It typically reaches 67 to 94 cm (26 to 37 in) at the shoulder, and the head-and-body length is between 1.1 and 1.5 m (3 ft 7 in and 4 ft 11 in). Adults weigh between 21 and 72 kg (46 and 159 lb). Its head is small and rounded, with a short snout and black tear-like facial streaks. The coat is typically tawny to creamy white or pale buff and is mostly covered with evenly spaced, solid black spots. Four subspecies are recognised. This photograph, taken in the Okavango Delta in Botswana, shows two young cheetah brothers grooming each other after feeding.
- Photograph credit: Arturo de Frias Marques
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- This is Newscaster Ned, signing off.... I'm gonna go to the nursery.... To fuck babies.... What? What's the big deal?.... Oh I hate having to keep explaining to people that I'm attracted to babies.
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