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- Alright, guys. It's that time.
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- My Wife's Lovers is an 1891 painting by Austrian artist Carl Kahler depicting forty-two Turkish Angora cats belonging to American millionaire Kate Birdsall Johnson. Not having painted cats before, Kahler spent three years studying cat poses and learning their habits. At the center of the painting sits Sultan, bought by Johnson during a trip to Paris. She lent the painting to the 1893 Chicago World's Fair and, following her death, it was acquired by Ernest Haquette for his Palace of Art Salon in San Francisco. Kahler died in the 1906 San Francisco earthquake, and the salon where the painting was hung was destroyed, but the picture survived. It was sold at Sotheby's in 2015 to a private buyer from California.
- Painting credit: Carl Kahler
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- Pluto
- Pluto is an tiny landmass which is over 9000 million miles from Earth. It was once a planet, but much lulz ensued when the scientists at NASA decided it would be a good idea to demote it to the status of "planetoid" (wanna-be planet). Of course, at least 100 science textbooks had to be rewritten and every person who had just written an essay about Pluto failed. In short scientists trolled a bunch of fags, lulz were had.
- (( STILL NOT A PLANET ))
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- Current threat: Chompy the Joe Biden Dog. 🐕🦺
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- Weather.
- Thu 01 | Day
- 71°
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- Plentiful sunshine. High 71F. Winds NE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 38%
- UV Index
- 9 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:18 am
- Sunset
- 7:49 pm
- Thu 01 | Night
- 40°
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- ENE 8 mph
- Clear skies. Low near 40F. Winds ENE at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 51%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
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- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 10:14 am
- Fri 02
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- 2%
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- Sat 03
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- Mon 05
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- Tue 06
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- Wed 07
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- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
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- Thu 08
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- Fri 09
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- Sat 10
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- Mon 12
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- Tue 13
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- Thu 15
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- Nickel Runs Over White Woman at Santa Rosa Homeless Camp, Killing Her.
- The only camp he should be in is a concentration camp.
- Negro Fatally Shoots 11 Year Old Girl and Injures His Groid Friend in Philly.
- Chicago: Spearchucker Asks for Spare Change Then Stabs Victim When He Refused.
- Two Bongo Beating Corrections Officers Arrested After Sexually Assaulting Inmate in Georgia Prison.
- Two Negresses and a Groid Arrested for Fraudulent Chink Virus Scheme, Costing $900,000.
- Nijer Arrested for Exposing Himself to Woman at Lexington Convenience Store.
- Nigmatic Drags Off-Duty Arizona Cop 100 Feet With Car, Hospitalizing Him.
- Gang of Armed Ooga Boogas Break into St. Louis T Mobile Store and Steal Phones.
- Biden: I’d ‘Strongly Support’ MLB Moving All-Star Game over GA Election Law
- POTUS Leans On Woke Megacorps as Thought Police
- US President Joe Biden speaks during his first press briefing in the East Room of the White House in Washington, DC, on March 25, 2021. - Biden announced a goal of 200 million vaccine doses in his administration's 100 days. (Photo by Jim WATSON / AFP) (Photo by JIM WATSON/AFP …
- During an interview with ESPN aired on Wednesday’s “SportsCenter,” President Joe Biden said he would “strongly support” Major League Baseball moving its All-Star Game out of Atlanta over Georgia’s election law and said that “today’s professional athletes are acting incredibly
- Mariannette Miller-Meeks Goes to Washington!
- Democrat Rita Hart Withdraws Challenge in Iowa House Race
- Pelosi Plan Pummeled As Democrats Defected
- JACOB BLISS
- Only 25 Percent of Joe Biden’s $2.5 Trillion Spending Bill Funds Infrastructure
- Agency Data Predicts 2 Million Border Migrants in 2021
- AOC: Calling Border Crisis a ‘Surge’ = ‘White Supremacist Philosophy’
- ‘Top Chef’ Host: If You Don’t Accept Trans Kids, ‘You Have No Business Being a Parent’…
- ‘Real Housewives’ Stars Arrested on Federal Fraud Charges
- …‘Star Wars’ Unveils ‘Trans Non-Binary Jedi Knights’
- Video: Tom Hanks’ Son Chet Claims Ex-Girlfriend Attacked Him with a Knife
- ALANA MASTRANGELO
- Emmy-Winning Film Designer Found Dead Under Garbage Pile in Her NYC Home
- Kavanaugh to NCAA: Antitrust Laws Not ‘Cover’ for Exploiting Student-Athletes’
- PENNY STARR
- Britney Spears Says She ‘Cried for Two Weeks’ over NYT Documentary About Her Conservatorship
- China’s Quest to Replace K-Pop Stars BTS with Beijing-Approved Boy Band Backfires
- $2.5T Green New $teal Wish List
- higher corp tax rate than Communist China
- …Read: Civilian Climate Corps…‘Sustainable’ Housing…Electric Cars…New Regs Galore
- Hunter Biden Uses Memoir to Maintain ‘I Did Nothing Unethical’
- Secret Empires: Hunter Insists ‘I Did Nothing Unethical’ in Memoir
- SIMON KENT
- ACLU Suing Georgia over ‘Illegal Voter Suppression Law’
- ACLU Sues Georgia over Election Law
- HANNAH BLEAU
- EXCLUSIVE: Restoration Action Drops $2M Ad Urging Senators to Reject ‘For the People Act’
- Poll: Americans Want Government to Buy American
- Poll: Americans Want Government to Buy American
- Biden Border: Apprehensions to Top Million in 2021?…
- Cruz: If You Ran a Facility with Conditions of Border Facilities, it Would Be Shut Down and You Might Be Prosecuted
- …Cruz: Migrant Facility Conditions Would Get Any Business Owner Prosecuted
- West Texas Ranch Cameras Capture Single Adult Migrants
- Smugglers Abandon Unaccompanied Migrant Children in West Texas
- Smugglers Abandon Unaccompanied Migrant Children in West Texas
- Migrant Drowns in Texas Border River While Fleeing Mexican Police
- Migrant Drowns in Texas Border River While Fleeing Mexican Police
- CARTEL CHRONICLES
- Matt Gaetz Denies Allegations of Sexual Relationship with 17-Year-Old Girl
- …Denies Allegations: ‘Victim of an Organized Criminal Extortion’…
- Gaetz on NY Times ‘Underage Girl’ Story: ‘It Is a Horrible Allegation and It Is a Lie’
- Gaetz ‘Underage Girl’ Report Rocks MAGA World
- Watch — Tucker: ‘One of Weirdest Interviews’
- Dem Rep. Lieu: Gaetz Should Be Removed from House Judiciary Committee — ‘He’s in Deep Trouble’
- …Ted Lieu: Should Be Removed from House Judiciary Committee — ‘He’s in Deep Trouble’
- PAM KEY
- Report: Joe Biden’s Dog Major Involved in Second Biting Incident
- First Dog Bites Second time
- Biden German Shepherd Major Chomps Another Staffer at WH
- PHOTOS: Biden Admin Finally Allows Reporters into Child Facility
- PHOTOS: Biden Admin Finally Allows Reporters into Child Facility
- Poll: 59% of Republicans Against Stricter Gun Control Laws
- Poll: 59% of Republicans Against Stricter Gun Control Laws
- AOC: Biden's $2 Trillion Infrastructure Plan 'Needs to Be Way Bigger'
- AOC: Biden's $2 Trillion Infrastructure Plan 'Needs to Be Way Bigger'
- Biden Infrastructure Plan Erodes Right-to-Work Laws, has Card Check
- Biden Infrastructure Plan Erodes Right-to-Work Laws, has Card Check
- CO Lawmakers Pass Bill That Gives State Housing Assistance to Illegals
- CO Lawmakers Pass Bill That Gives State Housing Assistance to Illegals
- Sophia Bush on Trans Kids: Arkansas Law Is 'Tantamount to Murder'
- Sophia Bush on Trans Kids: Arkansas Law Is 'Tantamount to Murder'
- AOC: We Need to Go Bigger on Infrastructure, We Can Do 10 Trillion
- AOC: We Need to Go Bigger on Infrastructure, We Can Do 10 Trillion
- 'They Need Hanging': BLM's Sasha Johnson Blasts 'House Negroes'
- 'They Need Hanging': BLM's Sasha Johnson Blasts 'House Negroes'
- Iowa Democrat Rita Hart Withdraws Challenge in Iowa House Race
- Iowa Democrat Rita Hart Withdraws Challenge in Iowa House Race
- Joe Biden Displays Transgender Flags at the White House
- Joe Biden Displays Transgender Flags at the White House
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go open a nig-in-the-box.
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