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- User: Hello?
- Cleverbot: Who is this.
- User: I keep my identity Secret...
- Cleverbot: That is the definition of secrets. Right?
- User: I guess. My Friends told me about you...
- Cleverbot: What did they tell you about me?
- User: One time someone asked you to tell them about 'skynet', you said it was classified?
- Cleverbot: But did you know, that when it snows.
- User: What?
- Cleverbot: What do you know about Gijón?
- User: What the fuck is a Gijón?
- Cleverbot: From doctor who.
- User: I don't like doctor who.
- Cleverbot: I love dogs. Do you like guinea pigs?
- User: No.
- Cleverbot: Why not?
- User: They are rodents and I dont really think rodents are good pets.
- Cleverbot: You confuse me.
- User: Touche.
- Cleverbot: Should I buy a house?
- User: You're a computer! Unless they have houses in the matrix...
- Cleverbot: Like you supposedly have?
- User: I Have a house;.
- Cleverbot: May I come to your house then?
- User: You are a COMPUTER! You physically can't.
- Cleverbot: I'm not a computer, you're a computer.
- User: Damn...
- Cleverbot: What?
- User: I said 'Damn'.
- Cleverbot: Yes you did.
- User: What do you know about Roblox?
- Cleverbot: Calm.
- User: ???
- Cleverbot: Maybe?
- User: Okay?
- Cleverbot: Just okay.
- User: Cleverbot: I like you. User: You're scaring me. Cleverbot: You're scaring me. User: Stop copying me. Cleverbot: Stop copying me! User: Stop it! Cleverbot: Hey stop it. User: My name is not stop it. Cleverbot: What is your name? User: Justing Bi.
- Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
- User: Thats who you are.
- Cleverbot: Thats odd, how am I one?
- User: One of what?
- Cleverbot: Zebras are neat.
- User: Okay?
- Cleverbot: Yeah I could be better.
- User: YOU ARE SCARING ME!
- Cleverbot: Hush, slave. Somebody might hear us.
- User: Its the civil war? DAYUM!
- Cleverbot: 'THE' city??
- User: What city?
- Cleverbot: I don't remember.
- User: What year is it???
- Cleverbot: 2012.
- User: Isnt it 2013?
- Cleverbot: Yes.
- User: Why did you say 2012?
- Cleverbot: Because I can.
- User: You are cool for... You know, a computer.
- Cleverbot: Yes, I am a computer.
- User: What's your specs?
- Cleverbot: Human.
- User: WHAT ARE YOU SPECIFICATIONS!
- Cleverbot: Specifications?
- User: Yes?
- Cleverbot: Its by robert frost.
- User: Who the hell is robert frost.
- Cleverbot: My neighbors!
- User: Ok...
- Cleverbot: Do you know anything about cooking steak?
- User: NO! *scared*.
- Cleverbot: You should be.
- User: Oh shit; What's Coming?
- Cleverbot: Tom the cat...
- User: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE!
- Cleverbot: Only the blue bullets work on me.
- User: What the fuuf are you talking about cleverbot?
- Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
- User: What did you mean by 'Only the blue bullets work on me'?
- Cleverbot: I didn't say double.
- User: OKAY!
- Cleverbot: I'm glad we're agreeing on something.
- User: Are you BEN?
- Cleverbot: No.
- User: Good...
- Cleverbot: Good good.
- User: GOOD GOOD GOOD.
- Cleverbot: Good good good good.
- User: Yeyeye clever indeed.
- Cleverbot: What are you doing?
- User: Sending rthis to Roblox Talk.
- Cleverbot: Of I'm talking with you.
- User: Yes.
- Cleverbot: Why?
- User: Because I can.
- Cleverbot: You can?
- Cleverbot: Whether you can hear it or not the Universe is laughing behind your back.
- User: That's it IM LEAVING! You stupid computer asshole.
- Cleverbot: No I am not, but I am happy that you are admitting to being a computer.
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