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  1. 4:08 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Thank you Private.
  2. 4:08 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I will see you get promoted to Private 1st Class for this useful information.
  3. 4:08 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Salutes*
  4. 4:09 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Not a private, bitch.
  5. 4:09 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I'm a civilian.
  6. 4:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well now you're a Private. Congrats, Private. *Salutes*
  7. 4:10 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: No.
  8. 4:10 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: don't call me a private
  9. 4:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Okay....Private :3
  10. 4:10 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I will block you.
  11. 4:10 PM - Procloptinator Brad: :|
  12. 4:11 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: That's what I thought.
  13. 4:11 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well then, since you denied my opportunity, I wish you a good day. Get out of my office.
  14. 4:11 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: This is my office
  15. 4:11 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh...well....er....
  16. 4:12 PM - Procloptinator Brad: We are seizing this office for...."military reasons"
  17. 4:12 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: You can kiss my ass for "military reasons".
  18. 4:12 PM - Procloptinator Brad: No thanks.
  19. 4:13 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Then get the hell out of my office.
  20. 4:13 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Sorry, can't do. Orders.
  21. 4:13 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Well I don't care about your orders
  22. 4:13 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well I do .-.
  23. 4:14 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Too bad.
  24. 4:14 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I am seizing this office no matter what.
  25. 4:15 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: No you aren't.
  26. 4:15 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Gets on radio with Colonel Sergio*
  27. 4:15 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: What are you gonna do, shoot me?
  28. 4:16 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Mumbles to the Colonel about the comment*
  29. 4:16 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I'll wait.
  30. 4:20 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Well, sir, it seems *pulls out baton and wacks your knees with it*
  31. 4:22 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  32. 4:22 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Aggressively bootstomps bootstomp*
  33. 4:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Sorry sir, but it seems your knees are now inverted. I'm afraid you can't bootstomp anymore. Nothing personal.
  34. 4:23 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  35. 4:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Aggressively bootstomps bootstomp*
  36. 4:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Stop that!
  37. 4:23 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  38. 4:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Aggressively bootstomps bootstomp*
  39. 4:23 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I demand you to stop!
  40. 4:24 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  41. 4:24 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Shoots foot* STOP!
  42. 4:24 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  43. 4:24 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Shoots other foot* WHat are you going to do now, with no feet?
  44. 4:25 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  45. 4:26 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Uhg.
  46. 4:26 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Ahem*
  47. 4:26 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Stares*
  48. 4:26 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  49. 4:26 PM - Procloptinator Brad: /)-_-(\
  50. 4:27 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Get outta my office
  51. 4:27 PM - Procloptinator Brad: No.
  52. 4:27 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: We're at an impasse then.
  53. 4:27 PM - Procloptinator Brad: *Plants BradCorp™ Flag* Nope.
  54. 4:27 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *aggressively bootstomps roleplay*
  55. 4:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: :|
  56. 4:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Not leaving.
  57. 4:28 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Well it's my office.
  58. 4:28 PM - Procloptinator Brad: And I'm in it.
  59. 4:29 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: ...
  60. 4:29 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
  61. 4:30 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So...
  62. 4:30 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I see you have a coffee machine in here....would you like me to make you a cup?
  63. 4:30 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: No.
  64. 4:30 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Oh...okay then.
  65. 4:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Pretty nice office you got....quite large. What is it for?
  66. 4:31 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Hah, please.
  67. 4:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ?
  68. 4:31 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Hah, please.
  69. 4:31 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Um...okay then...
  70. 4:32 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Er...may I open up a shade?
  71. 4:32 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: No
  72. 4:32 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Okay then...I'll just....sit over there and read some magazines...
  73. 4:33 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Don't mind me.
  74. 4:33 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I don';t have any magazines
  75. 4:33 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I hope you brought your own.
  76. 4:33 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I happen to have some.
  77. 4:33 PM - Procloptinator Brad: So....how are you?
  78. 4:34 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Okay, but there's a dickhead in my office who refuses to leave.
  79. 4:34 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
  80. 4:34 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Don't mind me....it'll be like nothing is here.
  81. 4:34 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Other than a guy sitting in your wheelie chair, occassionally saying "Vroom vroom!"....but that can be easily ignored.
  82. 4:36 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I don't have a wheelie chair.
  83. 4:36 PM - Procloptinator Brad: But....there's one right over there...
  84. 4:36 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: You're hallucinating.
  85. 4:36 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Not at all.
  86. 4:36 PM - Procloptinator Brad: You are.
  87. 4:36 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Whatever
  88. 4:37 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
  89. 4:37 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Do you have a bathroom in this office?
  90. 4:37 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: No, it's the third door on the right, down the whole.
  91. 4:37 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: whole?
  92. 4:37 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: *hall
  93. 4:37 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Ah. Okay....wait.
  94. 4:37 PM - Procloptinator Brad: You're going to lock me out of the office.
  95. 4:38 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I can hold it.
  96. 4:39 PM - Procloptinator Brad: But seriously, why do you have this office?
  97. 4:40 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Hah, please.
  98. 4:40 PM - Procloptinator Brad: .-.
  99. 4:40 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ....do you have a TV in here?
  100. 4:40 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Nah
  101. 4:40 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Okay.
  102. 4:41 PM - Procloptinator Brad: How's your day?
  103. 4:41 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Okay until this dick came in to my office and wouldn't leave.
  104. 4:41 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Orders.
  105. 4:41 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I order you to leave.
  106. 4:41 PM - Procloptinator Brad: You're a civilian.
  107. 4:42 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Only sort of.
  108. 4:42 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Now leave.
  109. 4:42 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Nope.
  110. 4:43 PM - Procloptinator Brad: You leave.
  111. 4:43 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: It is my office.
  112. 4:43 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Orders.
  113. 4:44 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Yes. I order you to leave.
  114. 4:44 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Once again, you're a civilian.
  115. 4:44 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: I will sue you.
  116. 4:45 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Except that would be the military's problem mainly.
  117. 4:45 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: You're trespassing.
  118. 4:45 PM - Procloptinator Brad: On orders of a higher-up from the military.
  119. 4:46 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Irrelevant.
  120. 4:46 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: You will still be served in the court of law.
  121. 4:46 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Yes, but in my defense it's orders from the military under the same government that runs the court of law.
  122. 4:47 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Irrelevant.
  123. 4:47 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Except it isn;t.
  124. 4:47 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: you are following the orders through, thus in the legal system the fault lies to you.
  125. 4:48 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Not 100% though, because--once again--it's the same government running the court of law that has taught me to follow orders. Making me not completely at fault.
  126. 4:49 PM - Your state is set to Offline.
  127. 4:49 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin is now Offline.
  128. 4:49 PM - Lost connection to Steam, will rejoin chat automatically when connection regained.
  129. 4:49 PM - Connected again and rejoined chat.
  130. 4:49 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin is now Online.
  131. 4:49 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Sorry, a bit tired.
  132. 4:51 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Good. Leave.
  133. 4:51 PM - ໓Kingpumpkin: Or get sued.
  134. 4:51 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Eh.
  135. 4:52 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I'll just make some coffee.
  136. 4:52 PM - ໓Kingsergio: Bam
  137. 4:52 PM - ໓Kingsergio: Me and sergio fused.
  138. 4:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: ...
  139. 4:53 PM - ໓Kingsergio: Problem?
  140. 4:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Not at all, good....sirs?
  141. 4:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Sir? Sirs?
  142. 4:53 PM - ໓Kingsergio: Now
  143. 4:53 PM - ໓Kingsergio: Are you gonna get out of my office
  144. 4:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Eh.
  145. 4:53 PM - ໓Kingsergio: or are we gonna have a problem?
  146. 4:53 PM - Procloptinator Brad: My main problem right now is whether I should say 'sirs' or 'sir'.
  147. 4:54 PM - ໓Kingsergio: Sir.
  148. 4:54 PM - ໓Kingsergio: It should be sir.
  149. 4:54 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Okay.
  150. 4:54 PM - Procloptinator Brad: I didn't know
  151. 4:54 PM - ໓Kingsergio: *throws you the fuck out of my office, closes and locks the door*
  152. 4:54 PM - Procloptinator Brad: Since it's two of you...in one.
  153. 4:54 PM - ໓Kingsergio: Le fin.
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