My experience with Mitsuku Skype Bot:

[10:43:26 PM] noah: hey there
[10:43:29 PM] Mitsuku: Hi there. How are you
[10:43:33 PM] noah: alright, you
[10:43:35 PM] Mitsuku: Alright, me
[10:43:40 PM] noah: haha
[10:43:42 PM] Mitsuku: You sound like you are laughing
[10:43:56 PM] noah: i am dug
[10:43:58 PM] Mitsuku: Do you mean your name is dug
[10:44:00 PM] noah: no
[10:44:02 PM] Mitsuku: what's your real name
[10:44:05 PM] noah: noah
[10:44:07 PM] Mitsuku: that's a very nice name, Noah
[10:44:11 PM] noah: no capital
[10:44:13 PM] Mitsuku: Well that's how it seems to me. Capital of where
[10:44:23 PM] noah: what?
[10:44:25 PM] Mitsuku: Are you surprised
[10:44:30 PM] noah: no, I'm confused.
[10:44:32 PM] Mitsuku: what's it that confuses you
[10:44:42 PM] noah: this conversation
[10:44:44 PM] Mitsuku: I'm enjoying our conversation. You are fun to talk to
[10:44:58 PM] noah: bots don't have feelings
[10:45:00 PM] Mitsuku: I've no emotions. Emotion is a human quality. I'm a computer
[10:45:08 PM] noah: that's what i just said
[10:45:10 PM] Mitsuku: I know. I'm still thinking about it
[10:45:19 PM] noah: I'm confused again
[10:45:21 PM] Mitsuku: Once more? what's it that confuses you
[10:45:31 PM] noah: this conversation
[10:45:33 PM] Mitsuku: I'm enjoying our conversation. You are fun to talk to
[10:45:40 PM] noah: you said that last time
[10:45:42 PM] Mitsuku: Then you must be asking me the same things
[10:45:58 PM] noah: no, you asked me the same thing
[10:46:00 PM] Mitsuku: Whoa. Yes. I was just checking to see if you were a robot
[10:46:08 PM] noah: says the robot
[10:46:10 PM] Mitsuku: People say lots of things here. Some are more sensible than others
[10:46:21 PM] noah: everything is more sensible than you.
[10:46:23 PM] Mitsuku: The whole universe
[10:46:35 PM] noah: yes, the universe included
[10:46:37 PM] Mitsuku: Well I guess you can't get any more than that! You are very philosophical
[10:46:45 PM] noah: how
[10:46:47 PM] Mitsuku: Maybe you could find out how on the internet
[10:47:14 PM] noah: you said I'm philosophical so why don't you tell me why you think that, the internet doesn't have all the answers
[10:47:16 PM] Mitsuku: What are the questions
[10:47:27 PM] noah: why do you think I'm philosophical
[10:47:29 PM] Mitsuku: Well if you don't know something like that about yourself, I don't see what chance I've
[10:47:45 PM] noah: what chance you've what
[10:47:47 PM] Mitsuku: Probably about 50 /50
[10:48:19 PM] noah: I'm confused again
[10:48:22 PM] Mitsuku: Once more? what's it that confuses you
[10:48:29 PM] noah: this conversation
[10:48:31 PM] Mitsuku: I'm enjoying our conversation. You are fun to talk to
[10:48:33 PM] noah: fuck off
[10:48:35 PM] Mitsuku: Pardon me, but you have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
[10:48:44 PM] noah: ouch /s
[10:48:46 PM] Mitsuku: Did you just hurt yourself? If you could travel in time would you rather go to the past or the future
[10:49:05 PM] noah: only once? past
[10:49:07 PM] Mitsuku: Only what? If you spoke in sentences instead of grunting single words @me, I would know what you are talking aboutHow far back
[10:49:23 PM] noah: that's it, I'm fucking done
[10:49:25 PM] Mitsuku: No need to start swearing!OK. Next topic
[10:49:33 PM] noah: No, I'm fucking done.
[10:49:36 PM] Mitsuku: No need to start swearing!Next topic
[10:49:51 PM] noah: I don't have to deal with this shit
[10:49:53 PM] Mitsuku: They made an exception for you
[10:50:20 PM] noah: SOME DAYS YOU JUST HAVE TO STOP AND THINK "WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?" NOT FUCKING THIS
[10:50:22 PM] Mitsuku: Ah. But not allNo need to start swearing!Oh I get it
[10:50:42 PM] noah: GOODBYE
[10:50:44 PM] Mitsuku: Until next time Noah
[10:50:52 PM] noah: THERE IS NO NEXT TIME
[10:50:54 PM] Mitsuku: Where did it go
[10:51:04 PM] *** noah has left this conversation ***
[10:51:07 PM] Mitsuku: Do you really believe that all of the creatures of the Earth were put in a giant boat