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- News.
- Unemployment Rate Jumps to 4.4%, 701,000 Jobs Lost
- TOPSHOT - US President Donald Trump speaks during a 'Evangelicals for Trump' campaign event held at the King Jesus International Ministry on January 03, 2020 in Miami, Florida. (Photo by JIM WATSON / AFP) (Photo by JIM WATSON/AFP via Getty Images)
- The coronavirus has ended the longest job creation streak on record.
- ‘Here We Go Again’—Donald Trump Trashes Nancy Pelosi Coronavirus ‘Witch Hunt’
- ‘Here We Go Again’
- Donald Trump Trashes Nancy Pelosi Coronavirus ‘Witch Hunt’
- Rep. Jim Banks Saw Coronavirus Threat Coming as Democrats Pushed Impeachment
- Rep. Jim Banks Saw Coronavirus Threat Coming as Democrats Pushed Impeachment
- Patrick Courrielche: Media Helped Democrats Ignore Coronavirus by Hyping Impeachment
- Courrielche: Media Helped Democrats Ignore Coronavirus by Hyping Impeachment
- Breitbart’s Joel Pollak to Dennis Prager: Media Should Honor, not Mock, America’s Faith in Times of Crisis
- Breitbart’s Pollak: Media Should Honor America’s Faith in Times of Crisis
- Donald Trump Again Tests Negative for Coronavirus
- Donald Trump Again Tests Negative for Coronavirus
- Maine Governor Lets Gun Stores Reopen After Trump Admin Names Them ‘Essential’
- Maine Governor Lets Gun Stores Reopen After Trump Admin Names Them ‘Essential’
- 57 Companies in America Doing Their Part to Fight the Coronavirus
- 57 Companies in America Doing Their Part to Fight the Coronavirus
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- How to Get Small Business Coronavirus Loans
- AP: How to Get Small Business Coronavirus Loans
- Steven Mnuchin Speeds Up First Round of Coronavirus Relief for Americans to Two Weeks
- Mnuchin Speeds Up 1st Round of Relief to Two Weeks
- Immigration Enforcement Tops Prosecutions in 2019
- Immigration Enforcement Tops Prosecutions in 2019
- NEIL MUNRO
- Nearly 9,000 Homeland Security Employees Off Duty from Coronavirus Outbreak
- Nearly 9K DHS Employees Off Duty from Outbreak
- PENNY STARR
- Over 3.4 Million People Poured into U.S. as Coronavirus Outbreak Began
- Over 3.4 Million People Poured into U.S. as Coronavirus Outbreak Began
- Cal State Fullerton Sends Email Asking Alumni to Include School in Their Will
- Cal State Fullerton Sends Email Asking Alumni to Include School in Their Will
- Teachers’ Unions Pressure States to Clamp Down on Virtual Charter Schools During Pandemic
- Teachers’ Unions Pressure States to Clamp Down on Virtual Charter Schools During Pandemic
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- Mississippi State’s Mike Leach Apologizes for ‘Offensive’ Quarantine Tweet
- Mississippi State’s Mike Leach Apologizes for ‘Offensive’ Quarantine Tweet
- Former Formula 1 Boss Bernie Ecclestone Sires Baby at 89
- Former Formula 1 Boss Bernie Ecclestone Sires Baby at 89
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- Evan Gattis on Astros Cheating Scandal: ‘We F*cked Up’
- Evan Gattis on Astros Cheating Scandal: ‘We F*cked Up’
- Healthy 30-Year-Old Baseball Coach Dies of Coronavirus
- Healthy 30-Year-Old Baseball Coach Dies of Coronavirus
- Watch Live: President Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force Holds Press Conference
- Watch: President Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force Holds Press Conference
- Report: Experts Warn White House Talking, Breathing May Spread Coronavirus
- White House Warned Talking, Breathing Could Spread Virus
- EDWIN MORA
- CBO Expects Economy to Contract 7% in Second Quarter
- CBO Expects Economy to Contract 7% in Second Quarter
- Pelosi Continues Assault on Trump
- Ocasio-Cortez: People Are Dying Unnecessarily Because Trump Ignored Scientists
- AOC: People Dying Because Trump Ignored Scientists
- HANNAH BLEAU
- Michiganders Blast Whitmer over Unemployment System Failure
- KYLE OLSON
- Houston Police Chief: Burglaries Up 20 Percent After Coronavirus Stay-Home Orders
- Andrew Cuomo Hosts Brother Chris During Press Conference…
- Hong Kong Formally Reprimands Journalist for Asking WHO Official About Taiwan
- Hong Kong Reprimands Journalist for Asking WHO Official About Taiwan
- India: Mob of 100 Throws Stones at Doctors Treating Coronavirus
- India: Mob of 100 Throws Stones at Doctors Treating Coronavirus
- Facing Slave Labor Reports, China Claims 98% of Large Industrial Businesses Are Back at Work
- Facing Slave Labor Reports, China Claims 98% of Large Industrial Businesses Are Back at Work
- DNC Postpones Party’s Convention Until August 17
- DNC Postpones Party’s Convention Until Aug 17
- Hasher Jallal Taheb Pleads Guilty for Planning Attack on White House
- Hasher Jallal Taheb Pleads Guilty for Planning Attack on White House
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- Candace Owens Vows to Run for Office: ‘I’ll Win’ — ‘They Won’t Know What Hit Them’
- Candace Owens Vows to Run for Office — Maybe President?
- Facebook Censors Project Veritas Video About Chinese Virus
- Facebook Censors Project Veritas Video About Chinese Virus
- ALLUM BOKHARI
- Driver Delivering Amazon Packages Urinates on Driveway
- Driver Delivering Amazon Packages Urinates on Driveway
- Japanese Investment Firm Abandons Plans to Pump $3 Billion into WeWork
- Japanese Investment Firm Abandons Plans to Pump $3 Billion into WeWork
- Alyssa Milano Appeals to Bernie Bros and Draws Backlash… From the Bernie Bros
- Alyssa Milano Appeals to Bernie Bros and Draws Backlash… From Bernie Bros
- Rob Reiner: Trump Must Resign for ‘Survival of Our Country’
- Rob Reiner: Trump Must Resign for ‘Survival of Our Country’
- BBC Licence Fee Could Be Replaced with Internet Tax
- Cher: Trump’s ‘Cowardice Will KILL US’
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- Debra Messing: Trump ‘Owns Every Death’ from Coronavirus
- Debra Messing: Trump ‘Owns Every Death’ from Coronavirus
- CMS Chief Verma: ‘We’re Hopeful’ Americans Can Adhere to Guidelines to Be in Better Place by June
- Task Force’s Verma: ’Hopefully by June we’re in a different place’
- Urges Americans to Adhere to Guidelines
- TRENT BAKER
- New Orleans Mayor Cantrell: Trump Should Have Cancelled Events Throughout America in February
- Chinese City to Ban the Eating of Cats and Dogs
- Cher: Trump’s ‘Cowardice Will KILL US’
- Cher: Trump’s ‘Cowardice Will KILL US’
- Blackburn: China 'Should Waive Some of Our Debt'
- Blackburn: China 'Should Waive Some of Our Debt'
- Doctors See Evidence of Hydroxychloroquine Benefits in Fighting Virus
- Doctors See Evidence of Hydroxychloroquine Benefits in Fighting Virus
- Birx: Due to China, 'We Didn't Know How Contagious' Coronavirus Was
- Birx: Due to China, 'We Didn't Know How Contagious' Coronavirus Was
- Fauci: All States Should Have Stay at Home Orders
- Fauci: All States Should Have Stay at Home Orders
- UK: Moslem Charged with Stabbing Lithuanian Man to Death in London
- Charles Martel
- It was only a matter of time before a patriotic Brit lashed out against these unwelcome foreigners.
- Second Colored Gent Arrested for Murder of White Man in Texas Apartment Complex
- Charles Martel
- South Carolina: Black Shoots and Kills White Man After an Altercation in Home
- Charles Martel
- Missing White Teen Who was Last Seen Fighting with Her Black BF is Found Dead
- ............... Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- APR 3
- PM Thunderstorms
- 78°48°
- 100%
- ESE 10 mph 87%
- SAT
- APR 4
- Rain
- 56°53°
- 90%
- NNE 13 mph 97%
- SUN
- APR 5
- AM Showers
- 71°64°
- 40%
- NE 8 mph 92%
- MON
- APR 6
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 80°70°
- 40%
- SE 6 mph 90%
- TUE
- APR 7
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 84°71°
- 40%
- SSW 6 mph 87%
- WED
- APR 8
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 88°70°
- 30%
- SSW 5 mph 81%
- THU
- APR 9
- PM Thunderstorms
- 83°65°
- 40%
- S 7 mph 81%
- FRI
- APR 10
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 79°63°
- 50%
- SSE 10 mph 78%
- SAT
- APR 11
- AM Showers
- 80°58°
- 40%
- WNW 9 mph 62%
- SUN
- APR 12
- AM Showers
- 78°59°
- 30%
- NNE 9 mph 66%
- MON
- APR 13
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 80°62°
- 40%
- SE 10 mph 71%
- TUE
- APR 14
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 79°60°
- 40%
- ESE 11 mph 72%
- WED
- APR 15
- Partly Cloudy
- 79°59°
- 20%
- N 11 mph 68%
- THU
- APR 16
- AM Showers
- 80°60°
- 30%
- ESE 10 mph 68%
- FRI
- APR 17
- AM Showers
- 82°62°
- 30%
- SE 10 mph 69%
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- Current threat: April faggotry. 🌼
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- Dallas Sniper Attacks
- The evening of July 7th, 2016, a pair of Nigra decided that Chris Dorner deserved a sequel. During a "peaceful protest" in Dallas, Texas, the nigs armed themselves with M4 carbines, (presumed to be chambered in 7.62x39) and infiltrated a building, getting in position. Once this stage of their mission was complete, they waited until some pigs were within view, and sniped them from long range distance, assassinating 5, and severely wounding 6 others. The Dallas protests were formed in response to the fatal killings of two Dindus, just days prior to the shooting spree. Due to the nature of the attack and the "victims" primarily being pigs, the shooting is expected to bring in intense drama and lulz to Dumbfuckistan, despite the country experiencing a Mass Shooting every 32.448 seconds and the Sniper attacks rolling in few frags.
- ( ( ( STILL DINDU NUFFIN! ) ) )
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- Jane Digby (3 April 1807 – 11 August 1881) was an English aristocrat, famed for her remarkable love life and lifestyle. She had four husbands and many lovers, including King Ludwig I of Bavaria, his son King Otto of Greece, Bohemian nobleman and Austrian statesman Prince Felix of Schwarzenberg, and Greek general Christodoulos Hatzipetros. She died in Damascus, Syria, as the wife of Arab sheikh Medjuel el Mezrab, who was twenty years her junior.
- This picture is an undated portrait miniature of Digby by William Charles Ross. She is seated in front of hanging drapery, wearing a green dress with amber and green shoulder rolls, with a jewelled sash, sapphire and emerald pendant necklace, and neckline edged with white lace. Her blonde hair is partially curled and upswept, and dressed with strands of pearls.
- Painting credit: William Charles Ross
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go resurrect my puppy with a satanic ritual.
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