~/.weechat/alias.conf

#
# alias.conf -- weechat v0.4.1
#

[cmd]
:) = "/input insert ツ"
AAWAY = "allserv /away"
AME = "allchan /me"
AMSG = "allchan /msg *"
anews = "/input insert ▶ Arch Late⚡t new⚡ https://www.archlinux.org/news/"
ANICK = "allserv /nick"
arch = "/input insert https://www.archlinux.org/"
archdroid = "/msg * ▶ archdroid alsi -a ! http://postimage.org/image/c9nv1xmov/ ⚑"
archfail = "/input insert  ▶ ⚠!Arch Fail http://postimage.org/image/css4dkt5r/"
archway = "/msg * ▶ archway ⚠ ! http://postimage.org/image/89gppow7z/ ⚑"
ask = "/msg *   ASCII a stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!"
badger = "/msg * ⚑ ⚠ Install linux on a dead badger (how to) http://www.strangehorizons.com/2004/20040405/badger.shtml.⚑"
bawbag = "/input insert  ℹ ⚠!SPRAY http://postimage.org/image/4nftbjuov/"
bitch = "/msg * ⚑ ⚠ Biatch http://postimg.org/image/4rw5b3e73/⚑"
bro = "/input insert ლ(°◡°ლ)"
BYE = "quit"
C = "buffer clear"
centric = "/msg * ⚑ ▶ Whereas many GNU/Linux distributions attempt to be more user-friendly, Arch Linux has always been, and shall always remain user-centric. Arch Linux targets and accommodates competent GNU/Linux users by giving them complete control and responsibility over the system.⚑"
CHAT = "dcc chat"
CL = "buffer clear"
CLOSE = "buffer close"
coffee = "/msg * ✰ coffee! http://postimage.org/image/6sh9kk00v/"
colour = "/input insert /prism"
compile = "/msg * Compile ⚠ ! http://postimage.org/image/tuuz4s7q7/ ⚑"
dances = "/input insert Dances ┌(・。・)┘ ♪ └(・。・)┐ ♪ ┌(・。・)┘ $1-"
ddg = "/input insert ☮ https://duckduckgo.com/search/"
ddgyt = "/input insert *ddg !youtube.com"
dfail = "/msg *  ⚠ Fail ⚠  http://postimg.org/image/q776pml5r/"
distrowatch = "/input insert ⚑ ⚠ Distrowatch ⚠ http://distrowatch.com/ ⚑"
dominator = "/msg * ⚑ ⚠ Dominator ⚠ http://postimage.org/image/bos8y8j6n/ ⚑"
dont = "/input insert  ☮ ⚠!Don't http://postimage.org/image/tto0tapzz/"
duckit = "/input insert https://duckduckgo.com/search/"
dunno = "/msg * Dunno http://postimg.org/image/67dza3y1r/"
EXIT = "quit"
fail = "/input insert   ⚠!FAIL☒ http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/4143/kittenisstilllearning.gif"
fixit = "/msg * fixit ☠ ! http://postimage.org/image/6t577jtb3/ ⚑"
fmozz = "/input insert /fortune mozz english"
friend = "/input insert  ⚑!Friend http://postimage.org/image/jffado49r/"
front = "/msg * ℹ Archlinux Frontpage https://www.archlinux.org/"
fuckit = "/msg * f@ℂ⚡it ! http://postimage.org/image/3jvdetulb/ ⚑"
google = "/input insert /prism Google"
haha = "/msg * HA➯HA ! http://postimage.org/image/qp66wo467/"
hleet = "/msg * How To Be 1337 http://linuxreviews.org/howtos/l33t/"
ident = "/input insert /msg nickserv identify hackmeplease"
IG = "ignore"
install = "/msg * install ✗ ! http://postimage.org/image/db7y19oyn/ ⚑"
ix = "/input insert /shell -o ix <file>"
J = "join"
K = "kick"
KB = "kickban"
LEAVE = "part"
linuxi = "/input insert ⚑ Linux Insider http://linuxinsider.com/perl/section/linux-community/ ⚑"
loading = "/input insert !Loading ... http://postimage.org/image/aaltjvswv/ ⚡⚡⚡"
lookaround = "/input insert /me looks around ('-' ) (._. ) (o_o) ( ._.) ( '-')"
lspci = "/input insert /shell -o lspci -m"
M = "msg"
macturbate = "/input insert Macturbate http://postimg.org/image/6z9su8cnz/"
maid = "/input insert ⚑ A man needs a maid ♥♥♥ http://postimage.org/image/i7f4bar6n/ ⚑"
manjaro = "/msg * Queries from naive Manjaro Linux users. And they must be naive because the are still using Manjaro Linux - Allan Mcrae"
meh = "/input insert  ⚑ !meh http://postimage.org/image/gzdgztm73/"
motd = "/msg *"
MUB = "unban *"
N = "names"
nana = "/input insert  ⚑☢⚑ !Foxy http://i.imgur.com/ZYHKXqk.gif"
omg = "/msg *  ⚠ OMG ⚠  http://postimg.org/image/dg82tftb3/"
onit = "/msg * On It ⚠ ! http://postimage.org/image/ibvhsfb4v/ ⚑"
pacman = "/input insert . . . . ᗧ  ᛫ ᛫ ᗣᗣ     .  ᗣ . . . .ᗣᗣ   . . . . "
paste = "/input insert ⚑ Debian/Pastebin http://paste.debian.net/ ⚑"
pizza = "/input insert /shell -o sleep 10m && echo ' ⚠⚠⚠ pizza is done ⚠⚠⚠' "
Q = "query"
reddit = "/msg * /r/linux http://www.reddit.com/r/linux"
REDRAW = "window refresh"
religious = "/input insert  Religious ☠  http://postimg.org/image/p50l11stb/"
remove = "boom"
rollin = "/msg *  ⚠ Rollin ⚠  http://postimg.org/image/4e8yp0q73/"
rtfm = "/msg * ⚠ RTFM http://postimg.org/image/6je1lhajj/"
SAY = "msg *"
shh = "/msg * Shh!  http://postimg.org/image/qsjr2mqvz/"
shit = "/input insert !SHIT↷ http://postimage.org/image/mdreypuvz/"
SIGNOFF = "quit"
silence = "/msg * ⚑ / Silence http://postimg.org/image/q5hy0amu7/"
slashd = "/msg * linux.slashdot http://linux.slashdot.org/"
slashdot = "/input insert http://linux.slashdot.org/"
sleep = "/input insert Sleep http://postimg.org/image/jq9n12cdb/"
sprunge = "/input insert /shell -o <command> | curl -F 'sprunge=<-' http://sprunge.us"
starch = "/msg * ⚠ Arch is for those not afraid to get their hands dirty, who don’t want others to configure their system, and who want control of their system; it does so with simple design, a simple package manager, [mostly] vanilla packages, and the hope that you will read documentation if need be. This isn’t meant to be the OS of the entire world. It’s a distribution that satisfies the needs of a group of users. Ubuntu is a distribution that satisfies the needs of another group of users. Mint… gentoo… etc are all meant to satisfy some demand. If you want a preconfigured installation and a fancy front-end to something as simple as partitioning, formatting, mounting, and pacman -r, then don’t use arch. It’s really. That. Simple.! ⚑"
stop = "/input insert ☒⚠ ℹ !STOP  http://postimage.org/image/ia84w4l27/"
su = "/window scroll_unread"
T = "topic"
tilda = "/input insert !Tilda/Tmux http://postimage.org/image/8lkeclzmn/ ⚡©⚡"
time = "/input insert /shell -o date"
troll = "/msg *  the third billy goat is so big that he easily throws the troll into the stream with his horns and crosses the bridge. From then on the bridge is safe, and all three goats are able to go to the rich fields around the summer farm in the hills. They all live happily ever after. The troll, however, was never seen again."
twisted = "/input insert You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person"
UB = "unban"
ubuntu = "/input insert !Ubuntu http://postimage.org/image/tfwubgv1b/"
ufail = "/msg * You Fail http://postimg.org/image/vj3wswisf/"
UMODE = "mode $nick"
updates = "/msg * ⚑ ⚠ You Have Updates ☘ ⚠ http://postimage.org/image/7pqg1o55r/ ⚑"
urafag = "/msg *  look in mirror http://postimg.org/image/kgytugopr/"
V = "command core version"
W = "who"
warning = "/input insert ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠WARNING⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠"
wat = "/input insert !WAT http://frm.li/3qoj9e"
way = "/msg * no surrender! http://postimage.org/image/lsmxu944f/"
WC = "window merge"
weather = "/msg * ☃☁☀☂ Glasgow U.K Weather ☃☁☀☂ .. http://thefuckingweather.com/?where=Glasgow/glasgow_forecast_weather.html"
WI = "whois"
WII = "whois $1 $1"
wolf = "/input insert !wolf http://s19.postimage.org/ac3kinuoz/2013_02_03_1359907584_1024x768_scrot.png"
wtfdoin = "/msg * WTF am i doin? http://postimg.org/image/idoemsowv/"
WW = "whowas"
yeah = "/input insert (-■_■) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH"
yes = "/input insert !Ye⚡⚡ http://frm.li/5PkG8U"
yts = "/input insert http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=search+"

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