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- Morning, bitch. Time for the news.
- Don Jr: ‘Truly Shameful’…
- …Shredding America’s Heroes…
- Even Corporate Journos Can’t Spin It!
- Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi’s theatrical tearing apart of President Donald Trump’s State of the Union address on Tuesday night drew an immediate response from Donald Trump Jr. who likened it to ripping up America’s heroes and workers.
- …Pledges to Always Protect 2nd Amendment Rights
- Rev. Franklin Graham Praises Trump’s State of the Union Address
- Rev. Franklin Graham Praises Trump’s State of the Union Address
- Trump at State of the Union: Allow Angel Families to Sue Sanctuary Cities
- Trump at State of the Union: Allow Angel Families to Sue Sanctuary Cities
- CNN’s Jake Tapper: Trump’s SOTU Had ‘Lovely’ Moments; ‘Never Seen Anything’ like It
- Tapper: Trump’s SOTU Had ‘Lovely’ Moments; ‘Never Seen Anything’ like It
- Hollywood Melts During Trump SOTU Address: ‘Jackass,’ ‘Fear Mongering Pig’
- Hollywood Melts During Trump SOTU Address: ‘Jackass,’ ‘Fear Mongering Pig’
- Carville: ‘I’m Scared to Death’ 2020 Dems Blowing It by Talking About Voting from Jail, Open Borders
- Carville: ‘I’m Scared to Death’ 2020 Dems Blowing It by Talking About Voting from Jail, Open Borders
- Mayor Pete Buttigieg Currently Leads Iowa Caucus Vote; Bernie Sanders Close Second
- Buttigieg Has Edge in Iowa Caucus, 62% Reported
- But What if Bernie Wins?
- Sanders Leads Popular Vote in Iowa, Buttigieg Leads in Delegates
- …Mystery: Dems Give No Timetable for Full Iowa Results
- IAN HANCHETT
- Nolte: The Real Story out of Iowa Is Dismally Low Democrat Turnout
- Nolte: The Real Story out of Iowa Is Dismally Low Democrat Turnout
- Tulsi Gabbard: DNC ‘Rigging’ Primary for Billionaire Candidates
- Tulsi Gabbard: DNC ‘Rigging’ Primary for Billionaire Candidates
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- Poll: Bernie Sanders Booming in New Hampshire as Iowa Remains up in the Air
- Poll: Sanders Booming in New Hampshire
- HANNAH BLEAU
- Trump Welcomes Child Born Prematurely as State of the Union Guest
- GOP Trolls DNC: ‘This Is the Party That Wants to Run’ Your Health Care
- Trump May Mandate American Classical Architecture for Federal Buildings
- Trump May Mandate American Classical Architecture for Federal Buildings
- #MayorCheat Trends After Buttigieg Campaign Is Tied to Company Behind Iowa Caucus App Failure
- Buttigieg Campaignn Tied to App…
- …Pete Takes Heat: #MayorCheat Trends…
- Biden Campaign Questions Iowa Results: ‘Real Concerns About the Integrity of the Process’
- Biden Campaign Questions Iowa Results
- Michael Bloomberg: Bernie Sanders ‘So Far to the Left It’s Not Practical’
- Bloomberg: Bernie Sanders ‘So Far to the Left It’s Not Practical’
- Matthews: I Think Some of the Reallocating in Iowa Was Done ‘Illegally’
- Jennifer Lopez Condemns ‘Walls’ and ‘Cages’ in Deleted Post-Super Bowl Rant
- J. Lo Condemns ‘Walls’ and ‘Cages’ in Deleted Post-Super Bowl Rant
- Caucus Chaos Rally: Stocks Soar to All Time Highs
- Caucus Chaos Rally: Stocks Soar to All Time Highs
- JOHN CARNEY
- Moderate Democrats: Nancy Pelosi Impeachment Strategy Backfired
- SEAN MORAN
- Zerlina Maxwell: Iowa Caucus ‘the Perfect Example of Systemic Racism’
- Democrats in Disarray
- Chaos: MSNBC Says Caucuses RACIST!
- Zerlina Maxwell: Iowa ‘Perfect Example of Systemic Racism’
- PAM KEY
- Nine Things to Know About the App at the Center of Iowa Caucus Fiasco
- When ’Learn to Code’ Goes Wrong…
- …Nine Things to Know About the App at Center of Iowa Caucus Fiasco…
- …What is Shadow?…
- …Clinton Connection…
- Watch: Rand Paul Names Suspected ‘Whistleblower’ Eric Ciaramella in Senate Speech
- Watch: Rand Paul Names Suspected ‘Whistleblower’ Eric Ciaramella in Senate Speech
- Google May Have Shared Your Private Videos with Strangers
- Google May Have Shared Your Private Videos with Strangers
- TOM CICCOTTA
- Number of Coronavirus Cases Passes 20,000 with 427 Fatalities Reported
- Number of Coronavirus Cases Passes 20,000 with 427 Fatalities Reported
- Trudeau Minister Proposes Forcing News Websites to Have Govt Licence
- Trudeau Minister Proposes Forcing News Websites to Have Govt Licence
- Report: Amazon Testing Online Lending Marketplace
- Report: Amazon Bezos Jealous of Elon Musk’s Gov’t Handouts
- LUCAS NOLAN
- Hillsdale College VP: Democrats’ Impeachment Could Make It ‘Disappear as a Legitimate Constitutional Option’
- Hillsdale College VP: Democrats’ Impeachment Could Make It ‘Disappear as a Legitimate Constitutional Option’
- Actor Billy Porter to Appear on ‘Sesame Street’ in His Oscars Tuxedo Dress
- Man to Appear on ‘Sesame Street’ in His Oscars Tuxedo Dress
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
- Disney Pays $75 Million for Rights to Lin-Manuel Miranda’s ‘Hamilton’
- Trump Campaign Ejects Bloomberg Reporter from Iowa Campaign Event
- Iowa Caucus Precinct Secretary Tweeted Out Results After Being on Hold for Over an Hour
- Donald Trump Mocks ‘Unmitigated Disaster’ Democrat Caucus in Iowa
- Donald Trump Mocks ‘Unmitigated Disaster’ Democrat Caucus in Iowa
- Former Clinton Campaign Manager Robby Mook Denies Involvement in Iowa Caucus Disaster
- Hillary Alum Robby Mook Denies Role in Disaster
- Bernie Sanders Campaign Releases Internal Iowa Caucus Results Signaling Victory
- Sanders Campaign Releases Internal Iowa Caucus Results Signaling Victory
- Doctors Advise How to ‘Override’ Parents’ Refusal of Trans Medical Treatment for Children
- Doctors Advise How to ‘Override’ Parents’ Refusal of Trans Medical Treatment for Children
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- Italian Police Attacked with Bricks in Migrant Center
- Sweden: Just 1 in 16 Migrants Have Non-Subsidized Jobs
- Irish PM Tells Boris to ‘Tone Down Nationalistic Rhetoric’
- Irish PM Tells Boris to ‘Tone Down Nationalistic Rhetoric’
- Nigel Farage: Brexit Sets Stage for Trump Victory, Just as it Did in 2016
- Farage: Brexit Sets Stage for Trump Victory, Just as it Did in 2016
- Pete Buttigieg Promises Endless Foreign Labor to U.S. Employers
- Graphic Narco-Terror: Cartel Gunmen Kill Eight in Mexican Video Game Parlor
- ***Live Updates*** Iowa Caucuses
- Hollywood Mocks Trump, Rush Limbaugh During SOTU
- Hollywood Mocks Trump, Rush Limbaugh During SOTU
- Iowa Democratic Party Blames Caucus Chaos on App's 'Coding Issue'
- Iowa Democratic Party Blames Caucus Chaos on App's 'Coding Issue'
- WATCH: Nancy Pelosi Snubs President Trump with Shortened SOTU Intro
- WATCH: Nancy Pelosi Snubs President Trump with Shortened SOTU Intro
- Nine Things to Know About the App at the Center of Iowa Caucus Fiasco
- Nine Things to Know About the App at the Center of Iowa Caucus Fiasco
- UK: Black Carer Found Guilty of Molesting Patient with Cerebral Palsy to “Humiliate” Her
- Charles Martel
- Are there still people out there who would be shocked by this?
- DNA Testing Proved That Negro was Responsible for Three Rape Cases from 1999
- Charles Martel
- Black Arrested for Shooting in Alaska That Killed White Man
- Charles Martel
- Cleveland Police on the Hunt for Black Who Murdered White Landscaper
- Charles Martel
- Colored Chap Arrested for Crash That Killed Two Elderly Whites
- Charles Martel
- Sweden: Immigrants Set Fire to Elderly Man’s Hair on Bus
- Charles Martel
- UK: Paki Arrested for Beating Up Math Teacher at a Leeds McDonald’s
- ............... The monkeys are on a roll today... Weather.
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- Current threat: The chink virus. ☣️️
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- ParkourDude91
- ParkourDude91 (Powerword: Jace W. Connors) is a 24 year old alcoholic balding Ex Navy Seal stoner, and future marine who lives with his mother and supports his shitty internet endeavor with handouts from viewers like you and welfare. He is the commander of a nation of "gamers/"soldiers" consisting himself, a 16 year old boy named Tyce, and a fat, hairy, Jew named Eli. Jace refers to this collective of burnouts and former juggalos as Deagle Nation, which originated as a typical group of juggalos from the suburbs who spent all their time huffing paint at the skatepark and pretending to be parkour experts. He is never seen without his Flame Shades, his Semper Fidelis Knife, and his Airsoft Deagle. He believes that the path to becoming a US Marine is to post JewTube videos and streams of himself getting high, playing vidya games and ranting about delusional bullshit.
- Jace came to the limelight in October of 2012 when /k/ caught wind of his internet badass" persona and controversial YouTube videos, in which he claimed to be an expert on a wide variety of topics he knew nothing about and refused to ever admit he was wrong.
- (( I WILL MURDER BRIANNA WU! ))
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- The Australia Telescope Compact Array is a radio telescope operated by the Commonwealth Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation (CSIRO) at the Paul Wild Observatory, 25 km (16 mi) west of the town of Narrabri in New South Wales, Australia. The telescope is an array of six identical dishes each 22 metres (72 ft) in diameter, which commonly operate in aperture synthesis mode to produce images from radio waves. Five of the dishes can be moved along a 3-kilometre (2 mi) railway track; the sixth is situated three kilometres west of the end of the main track. Each dish weighs about 270 tonnes (270 long tons; 300 short tons).
- This photograph, showing five of the Australia Telescope Compact Array's dishes, was taken around 1984, in the late phase of the construction process. It is a long-exposure photograph taken in darkness in the late evening; during the exposure, the photographer, John Masterson, walked around the dishes firing off over 130 flashes using a hand-held flash gun.
- Photograph credit: John Masterson, CSIRO; restored by Bammesk
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go to the nursery and fuck some random babies... Shut up. No one wants your opinion anyway.
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