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- Hey, I'm back. Again. Why? I don't know. The glowniggers never arrested me I guess.
- Exclusive: Meet the Real Kari Lake
- AZ GOP Guv Nominee’s Journey from Beloved News Anchor to Dynamic MAGA Candidate
- PRESCOTT VALLEY, ARIZONA - JULY 22: Republican candidate for governor Kari Lake speaks at a 'Save America' rally by former President Donald Trump in support of Arizona GOP candidates on July 22, 2022 in Prescott Valley, Arizona. Arizona's primary election will take place August 2. (Photo by Mario Tama/Getty Images)
- PHOENIX, AZ – Arizona’s Kari Lake, a former Fox 10 Phoenix anchor running for governor as a Republican, sat down with Breitbart News for an exclusive interview where she recounted why she exited the world of journalism and detailed what sets her skyrocketing grassroots campaign apart from other candidates.
- Watch: Democrat Tim Ryan Smirks While Being Called Out for Taking Money from Drug Companies Linked to Opioid Crisis
- …Ryan Smirks While Being Called Out for Taking Money from Drug Companies…
- 17
- Democrat Tim Ryan Pushes Gun Control to Ban ‘Weapons of War’ During Ohio Senate Debate
- …Ryan Pushes Gun Control to Ban ‘Weapons of War’
- 105
- Republican J.D. Vance Slams Democrat Rep. Tim Ryan for ‘Sucking Up’ to Nancy Pelosi, National Democrats
- Republican J.D. Vance Slams Democrat Rep. Tim Ryan for ‘Sucking Up’ to Nancy Pelosi, National Democrats
- 161
- …‘Defund Police’ Stacey Abrams Claims, ‘I Support Law Enforcement!’…
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
- 26
- Debate: Stacey Abrams Denies She Is Behind in Polls, Losing by 10
- Debate: Stacey Abrams Denies She Is Behind in Polls, Losing by 10 …
- 133
- Debate: Stacey Abrams Admits She Lost 2018 Election After Claiming ‘I Did Win My Election’
- …Abrams Admits She Lost 2018 Election After Claiming ‘I Did Win My Election’…
- WENDELL HUSEBØ
- 150
- Michigan Poll: Republicans Lead, Tudor Dixon Slowly Closes Gap on Gretchen Whitmer
- Michigan Poll: Republicans Lead, Tudor Dixon Slowly Closes Gap on Gretchen Whitmer
- PAUL BOIS
- 94
- Evan McMullin Supports Amnesty for Illegal Aliens
- 76
- Mike Lee: Constitution a ‘Reference Manual,’ Not a ‘Prop’
- Mike Lee: Constitution a ‘Reference Manual,’ Not a ‘Prop’
- 16
- Poll: Ted Budd Widens Lead over Cheri Beasley in North Carolina U.S. Senate Race
- 11
- Poll: Republican Scott Jensen Trails Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz by 5 Points
- Poll: Republican Scott Jensen Trails Minnesota Gov. Tim Walz by 5 Points
- 15
- Poll: Republican Jim Schultz Tied with Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison
- Poll: Republican Jim Schultz Tied with Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison
- 36
- Stefanik: WH Was Calling Inflation a ‘High Class’ Issue a Year Ago and Biden’s ‘Increasingly out of Touch’ on the Economy
- Stefanik: Biden’s ‘Increasingly out of Touch’ on the Economy
- 9
- BND Pod: Stop Making Excuses for Kanye…
- …Binder on Fashion, Crime, Immigration
- 110
- ‘The Flash’ Star Ezra Miller, Facing Up to 26 Years in Prison, Pleads Not Guilty to Burglary Counts
- 157
- Director Says Daniel Craig’s ‘Knives Out’ Character Is ‘Obviously Queer’
- 141
- George Clooney Claims Republicans Are a Threat to Democracy
- 3,129
- Pop Superstars BTS Announce Military Service After Wave of North Korea Rockets
- 506
- Bloomberg: Odds of A Recession Hit 100% in ‘Blow to Biden’
- Bloomberg: Odds of Recession 100%
- ‘Blow to Biden’s Economic Messaging’ Before Midterm Election
- 2,600
- Warren: GOP Wants Fed to ‘Raise Interest Rates and Put Millions of People out of Work’
- 541
- 🎃 Inflation Causes Halloween Candy Prices to Soar 13.1 Percent
- ETHAN LETKEMAN
- 171
- WATCH: Chaos in Minneapolis as Crowds Brawl, Street Race, Harass Police Horse – ‘Police Were Scarce’
- WATCH: Chaos in Minneapolis as Crowds Brawl, Street Race, Harass Police Horse – ‘Police Were Scarce’
- 1,039
- Migrant Shot, Killed While Attacking Border Patrol Agents in Detention Center
- BOB PRICE
- 184
- WATCH: Group Smashes into NYC Jewelers, Takes $500K in Items
- 74
- WATCH: Man Carjacks Driver While Reportedly Armed with Rifle on Chicago Expressway
- 10
- Peter Strzok: January 6 ‘Far Greater Threat’ to Democracy Than 9/11
- Peter Strzok: January 6 ‘Far Greater Threat’ to Democracy Than 9/11
- 1,229
- Great Reset: Dutch Children Fed Mealworms at School as Meat Alternative
- Great Reset: Dutch Children Fed Mealworms at School as Meat Alternative
- 409
- Coup Complete: ‘De Facto’ Prime Minister Hunt Reverses Truss Measures Including Tax Cuts, Slashes Fuel Bill Support
- Coup Complete: ‘De Facto’ Prime Minister Hunt Reverses Truss Measures Including Tax Cuts, Slashes Fuel Bill Support
- 604
- Poll: Republicans Keep Lead in Battle with Democrats for House Control
- Poll: Republicans Keep Lead in Battle with Democrats for House Control
- 2,044
- Michigan Republicans Introduce Bill Defining Gender Transition Procedures for Minors as First-Degree Child Abuse
- MI Republicans Introduce Bill Defining Trans Procedures for Minors as First-Degree Child Abuse
- 690
- Fauci: For People to Say I’m Political Is ‘Completely Crazy’
- Fauci: For People to Say I’m Political Is ‘Completely Crazy’
- PAM KEY
- 1,662
- Nuke War In Ukraine? No Big Deal, Says Biden Ally
- Nuke War In Ukraine? No Big Deal, Says Biden Ally
- 1,780
- Mitt Romney Aides Worried Mike Lee Exposed Romney’s Reluctance to Endorse Lee over Evan McMullin
- Romney Aides Worried Mike Lee Exposed Romney’s Reluctance to Endorse Lee over McMullin
- 844
- Evan McMullin: If Elected ‘I Will Not Caucus with Either Side’
- Evan McMullin: If Elected ‘I Will Not Caucus with Either Side’
- 429
- Kinzinger: Trump’s Election Conspiracies Will Go Away Because of January 6 Probe
- Kinzinger: Trump’s Election Conspiracies Will Go Away Because of January 6 Probe
- 1,137
- Dem Rep. Murphy: January 6 Probe Plans Call Back Secret Service Officials
- Dem Rep. Murphy: January 6 Probe Plans Call Back Secret Service Officials
- 273
- Pompeo on Biden Administration-Communist Chinese Connections: ‘I Think We’re Only Beginning to Pull the Threads’
- Pompeo on Biden-CCP Connections: ‘I Think We’re Only Beginning to Pull the Threads’
- JEFF POOR
- 246
- VIDEO: Elderly NYC Man Attacked, Robbed of $17K amid Crime Wave
- VIDEO: Elderly NYC Man Attacked, Robbed of $17K amid Crime Wave
- AMY FURR
- 298
- Police: Suspected ‘Cold-Blooded’ Serial Killer Arrested in Northern California
- Police: Suspected ‘Cold-Blooded’ Serial Killer Arrested in Northern California
- 241
- Officer Sustains Multiple Gunshot Wounds During Shootout with Alabama Suspect
- 200
- Report: Georgia Inmate Accused of Stealing $11 Million by Impersonating Billionaire from Prison
- Report: Georgia Inmate Accused of Stealing $11 Million by Impersonating Billionaire from Prison
- 339
- Biden Pushes ‘Assault Weapons’ Ban After Juvenile Allegedly Kills 5 with Shotgun
- 1,488
- Exclusive: Kari Lake Vows to Protect Children from Radical Curricula
- Exclusive: Kari Lake Vows to Protect Children from Radical Curricula
- 3,479
- Jewelry Store Owner Opens Fire, Kills Two Robbers
- Jewelry Store Owner Opens Fire, Kills Two Robbers
- 3,681
- Stephen A. Smith Sees Racist Double Standard in Reaction to Brady
- Stephen A. Smith Sees Racist Double Standard in Reaction to Brady
- 352
- NewsNation's Cuomo Has Fiery Interview with Kanye West
- NewsNation's Cuomo Has Fiery Interview with Kanye West
- 349
- Farage: Conservative Party 'Dead', Globalist Hunt, Labour 'Identical'
- Farage: Conservative Party 'Dead', Globalist Hunt, Labour 'Identical'
- 188
- Vance Defends His Biracial Children Against Racist Attacks from Left
- Vance Defends His Biracial Children Against Racist Attacks from Left
- 2,118
- WATCH: Chaos in Minneapolis as Crowds Brawl, Street Race
- WATCH: Chaos in Minneapolis as Crowds Brawl, Street Race
- 1,039
- Democrat Abigail Spanberger Skips Debate After Pushing Trans Extremism
- Democrat Abigail Spanberger Skips Debate After Pushing Trans Extremism
- 3,609
- George Clooney Claims Republican Cruelty is a Threat to Democracy
- George Clooney Claims Republican Cruelty is a Threat to Democracy
- 3,129
- Brian Kemp Crushes Stacey Abrams in Georgia Debate
- Brian Kemp Crushes Stacey Abrams in Georgia Debate
- Negro and Negress Arrested After Shooting White Man to Death.
- They attempted to kill him multiple times by luring him with sex, but he was able to fight them off... Until they shot him.
- Jigro Breaks into Woman's Hotel and Rapes Her.
- Gorilla Crashes into Police Cruiser After Going Wrong Way on Street While Trying to Elude Police.
- Spic Rapes 3 Milfs at Manhattan Park within 1 Hour.
- Moslem Arrested in Fort Lauderdale After Threatening Another Driver with Gun.
- Spic Substitute Teacher Threatens to Shoot up Queens Middle School.
- Family of Negroes Strong-Arm Rob Elderly White Woman at CVS and Push Shopping Cart into Her.
- Negro NFL Player Arrested After Attacking Pregnant Woman.
- ........... Oh just evolve already... Weather.
- Today
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- NNE 14 mph
- Tue 18 | Day
- 70°
- NNE 14 mph
- Cloudy skies early, then partly cloudy this afternoon. High near 70F. Winds NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 32%
- UV Index
- 7 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:33 am
- Sunset
- 6:56 pm
- Tue 18 | Night
- 40°
- N 8 mph
- Clear skies. Low around 40F. Winds N at 5 to 10 mph.
- Humidity
- 47%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 12:57 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 3:24 pm
- Wed 19
- 72°
- /46°
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- Thu 20
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- Sat 22
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- Sun 23
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- Mon 24
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- Sat 29
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- Sun 30
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- Mon 31
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- Tue 01
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- Current threat: Death awaiting. 💀
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- Halloween
- Halloween or "RAZOR APPLE DAY" if you're from North East Ohio, is that special time of year we remember the birth of Satan. Due to its demonic origins, people, especially children are more likely to be killed on this night than at any other time of the year. Because of this there are many urban legends surrounding Halloween intending to make it even more scary, such as poisoned candy, satanic murders and mannequins which turn out to be genuine corpses. Except these are not stories - they are true.
- For anyone not under the age of 16 Halloween is a time to revel in extensive debauchery. It is highly encouraged you get absolutely shitfaced, wear next to nothing, and vomit on hot sluts. Since you're an adult now you can buy as much fucking candy as you want instead of begging from strangers. Some argue the point of halloween is to hand out candy to children but what have those little shits done for you lately? If a gaggle of annoyingly small awkward teenagers should appear at your door put the fear of god into them. This is a completely acceptable practice as the taunt "Trick or Treat" implies you should trick them. If you treat them they'll just keep coming back to your house so avoid handing out free stuff at all costs. Alternatively you can adopt both approaches. Since brain dead parents are absolutely okay with frightening their children so long as you speed their inevitable descent into early onset diabetes take full advantage of the circumstances.
- Should you become a dusty old NORP instead of crashing your vehicle into a tree in a drug induced haze following a 4 day cocaine binge you are obligated to decorate your home for the amusement of your neighbors. This is your punishment for being selfish.
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- Government House (Hökumət evi) is a government building in the city of Baku, housing various state ministries of Azerbaijan. It was constructed between 1936 and 1952 as the Baku Soviet Palace, to house the administration of the Azerbaijan Soviet Socialist Republic. Designed by Lev Rudnev in the Baroque style, it is located on the shore of the Caspian Sea.
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go to Walgreen's. Maybe I'll run into Dr. Nigger Penis.
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