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defcon the 9gag army recruiter

Dec 7th, 2012
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  1. [8:48:29 PM] defcon: hello?
  2. [8:48:35 PM] Austin Rekolva: Hey buddy
  3. [8:48:41 PM] Austin Rekolva: You asked me to add you on HF
  4. [8:48:44 PM] defcon: yes
  5. [8:48:48 PM] defcon: 9gag armi right
  6. [8:48:52 PM] Austin Rekolva: Yes
  7. [8:48:53 PM] defcon: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
  8. [8:49:06 PM] Austin Rekolva: Crap fast ctrl V lol
  9. [8:49:14 PM] defcon: ok
  10. [8:49:23 PM] defcon: why do you want to join the 9gag army
  11. [8:49:58 PM] Austin Rekolva: I was just kinda interested, you seemed to have alot of strong ideals. And you didn't like the crappy side of Anonymous either.
  12. [8:50:07 PM] defcon: yes
  13. [8:50:11 PM] defcon: what will you do
  14. [8:50:14 PM] defcon: to help out the army
  15. [8:50:26 PM] Austin Rekolva: What do you want me to do?
  16. [8:50:34 PM] defcon: can you attack with me
  17. [8:50:58 PM] Austin Rekolva: 4g/s Shell Ddos via php?
  18. [8:51:06 PM] Austin Rekolva: Also do you guys stand up for BG Kumbi?
  19. [8:51:24 PM] defcon: yes
  20. [8:51:34 PM] defcon: but no
  21. [8:51:41 PM] defcon: 9gag has a custom attack exploit
  22. [8:51:44 PM] Austin Rekolva: Ohh really?
  23. [8:51:46 PM] defcon: yes
  24. [8:52:29 PM] Austin Rekolva: I want to help, yes.
  25. [8:54:29 PM] defcon: @ECHO OFF
  26. SET 9Gag=ipo
  27. SET 4Chan=nfig
  28. SET Attack=rel
  29. %9Gag%c%4Chan% /%Attack%ease
  30. [8:54:32 PM] defcon: Please do not spread this
  31. [8:54:40 PM] defcon: this is for 9gag army members only
  32. [8:54:49 PM] defcon: this can take down almost any powerful server
  33. [8:54:53 PM] defcon: using 9gag's servers
  34. [8:54:54 PM] Austin Rekolva: Ummmm
  35. [8:54:56 PM] defcon: full connection
  36. [8:55:01 PM] defcon: to allocate bytes to thir bandwidth
  37. [8:55:07 PM | Edited 8:55:09 PM] defcon: causing a malformed request
  38. [8:55:12 PM] defcon: ie taking it offline
  39. [8:55:28 PM] defcon: it takes around 3 people to do it
  40. [8:55:32 PM] defcon: we're waiting on you brother
  41. [8:55:48 PM] defcon: please do not give this away
  42. [8:56:05 PM] defcon: wait
  43. [8:56:07 PM] defcon: wrong code
  44. [8:56:17 PM] defcon: @ECHO OFF
  45. SET 9Gag=ip
  46. SET 4Chan=onfig
  47. SET Attack=rel
  48. %9Gag%c%4Chan% /%Attack%ease
  49. [8:56:18 PM] defcon: fixed
  50. [8:56:30 PM] Austin Rekolva: Bro...common I can read that.... ipconfig /release....
  51. [8:56:34 PM] defcon: huh?
  52. [8:56:37 PM] defcon: what do you mean
  53. [8:56:37 PM] defcon: yes
  54. [8:56:42 PM] defcon: we're running /release
  55. [8:56:44 PM] defcon: packets
  56. [8:56:46 PM] defcon: on 4chan
  57. [8:56:47 PM] Austin Rekolva: lol........
  58. [8:56:47 PM] defcon: duh
  59. [8:56:50 PM] defcon: do you know anything kid
  60. [8:57:11 PM] defcon: fine
  61. [8:57:11 PM] Austin Rekolva: Bravo bro you really fooled me lmfao
  62. [8:57:14 PM] defcon: then dont help out
  63. [8:57:19 PM] defcon: huh?
  64. [8:57:31 PM] Austin Rekolva: I figured 9gag was a joke enjoy the next 8 hours of 4g/s
  65. [8:57:35 PM] defcon: ok
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