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- Hey, niggers. Time for the news again.
- Red Wave Rising
- Poll: Republican Mayra Flores Leads Dem in Deep Blue Border District
- AP Photo/Eric Gay
- Republican Mayra Flores is leading her Democrat opponent Dan Sanchez in the special election for Texas’s 34th congressional district, a new poll finds.
- Bidenflation: Price Pressures Got Even Worse at U.S. Factories
- Bidenflation: Price Pressures Got Even Worse at U.S. Factories
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- Mayorkas: Disinformation Board Will Not Infringe on Free Speech
- Mayorkas: Disinformation Board Will Not Infringe on Free Speech
- 4,546
- Nancy Pelosi in Unannounced Ukraine Visit
- Nancy Pelosi in Unannounced Ukraine Visit
- 4,656
- Nina Jankowicz, 2020: Government Should Not Police 'Disinformation'
- Nina Jankowicz, 2020: Government Should Not Police 'Disinformation'
- 1,423
- Jill Biden Follows Nancy Pelosi on Diplomatic Mission to Europe
- Jill Biden Follows Nancy Pelosi on Diplomatic Mission to Europe
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- WATCH: Antifa Attacks Oregon GOP Rally, Police Slow to Respond
- WATCH: Antifa Attacks Oregon GOP Rally, Police Slow to Respond
- 109
- Mayorkas on Jankowicz: She Is a 'Tremendous Authority'
- Mayorkas on Jankowicz: She Is a 'Tremendous Authority'
- 3,837
- Bill Gates Wants Global Surveillance Pact with W.H.O.
- Bill Gates Wants Global Surveillance Pact with W.H.O.
- 2,168
- Trevor Noah at WHCD--Under Biden Everything Is Looking Up: Gas, Food
- Trevor Noah at WHCD--Under Biden Everything Is Looking Up: Gas, Food
- 3,705
- Israel Slams Russia Over Claim Hitler Had Jewish Blood
- Israel Slams Russia Over Claim Hitler Had Jewish Blood
- Third Ugly Orangutan Arrested in Columbiana Centre Mall Shooting.
- It was a trio of coons.
- Negress BLM Witch Pamela Moses Arrested After Voting Twice.
- Vegas: Third Taco Bender Arrested in Gas Theft Investigation.
- Bronx: Negro Dies Trying to Rob White Man with Gun.
- Manhattan: Pack of Simian Teens Pummel and Shoot Deliveryman.
- More Evidence Released of Injun-Looking DC Sniper.
- ............. They'll never go back to Africa...... Weather.
- Mon 02 | Day
- 88°
- 15%
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- Cloudy and becoming windy. A stray thunderstorm is possible. High 88F. Winds S at 20 to 30 mph.
- Humidity
- 56%
- UV Index
- 7 of 10
- Sunrise
- 6:46 am
- Sunset
- 8:08 pm
- Mon 02 | Night
- 74°
- 24%
- S 15 mph
- Mostly cloudy. Low 74F. Winds S at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 84%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 7:52 am
- Waxing Crescent
- Moonset
- 10:07 pm
- Tue 03
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- Fri 06
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- Mon 09
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Tue 10
- 92°
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- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 34%
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- Wed 11
- 89°
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- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 31%
- SSE 14 mph
- Thu 12
- 90°
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- Isolated Thunderstorms
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- Fri 13
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- Partly Cloudy
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- Sat 14
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- Sun 15
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- Mon 16
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- Current threat: Chinks throwing coffee at people. 😑☕️️
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- HeartMob
- Thanks to 572 backers on Kickstarter raising an astounding $20,989, Ashoka Fellow and Queen White Knight Emily May proudly presents her newest innovation HeartMob. HeartMob combines the features of a hugbox, a circlejerk, and a personal army. If anyone's feelings are hurt by something someone said online, then said person can immediately connect to a network of people who will shower you with comforting words and tell you how beautiful you are regardless of whether or not it is true. But, it's most conspicuous feature is that it allows you to raise your own personal army of sorts. Because feeding the trolls with mass amounts of attention is the most sensible way of getting them to stop them from targeting someone, right? RIGHT?
- (( HEARTMOB WILL UNIRONICALLY TELL THIS WOMAN THAT SHE'S BEAUTIFUL ))
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- A 17th-century Turkish talismanic shirt (cotton, ink, gold) inscribed with Qur’anic verses, the many names of Allah, and Islamic prayers written in a variety of scripts and colours, together with views of Mecca and Medina. Shirts of this type were believed to be capable of offering protection to the wearer, especially in battle.
- credit: Khalili Collection of Hajj and the Arts of Pilgrimage
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- I'm going to Portland, Oregon to investigate the recent whale deaths triggered by anthropogenic global warming. Due to recent sea rates, the temperature has lead to a degree of recession in sea life within the Pacific Northwest-- and I'm just fucking with ya. I'm gonna go have an orgy with some middle school girls.
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