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- Morning, niggerrrrrrrrr. Time for the news.
- 💵 Billions Going to Foreign Aid in 💵Coronavirus Relief Bill
- ‘Gender Programs’ in Pakistan, Sri Lankan Ship Refurbishments
- Members of the Pakistani transgender community console each other during a rally in Peshawar, Pakistan, Thursday, Feb. 20, 2020. The rally was organized against an alleged harassment and violence by local police against transgender community. (AP Photo/Muhammad Sajjad)
- American taxpayers still reeling from coronavirus lockdowns will be shelling out billions to foreign countries if Congress passes a $2.3 trillion spending bill unveiled Monday.
- Anti-Lockdown Protesters Force Way into Oregon Capitol, Some Armed
- Anti-Lockdown Protesters Force Way into Oregon Capitol, Some Armed
- Members of Congress Bristle over Being Given 6 Hours to Read 5,593-Page Spending Bill
- The Swamp Strikes Back: 6,000 Pages, 6 Hours
- Members of Congress Bristle over Being Given 6 Hours to Read Massive Trillion-Dollar Spending Bill
- Even AOC Objects!
- KYLE OLSON
- Coronavirus Stimulus Bill Funds Hundreds of Millions in Aid to Palestinians
- …Gives Hundreds of Millions in Aid to Palestinians
- …Allows Feds to Import More Foreign Workers…
- Coronavirus Relief Bill Makes Illegal Streaming a Felony
- …Makes Illegal Streaming a Felony…
- …delay of final bill release blamed on computer glitch…
- …Includes Tax Break for Racehorse Owners…
- Joe Biden Receives Coronavirus Vaccine, Urges Americans Not to Travel
- Joe Biden Receives Coronavirus Vaccine, Urges Americans Not to Travel
- Schiff: Trump ‘Is Going to Descend into Further Madness’ Dealing with Post-Presidency ‘Liability’
- W.H. Spox Morgenstern: Already Have ‘Stringent’ U.K. Travel Restrictions, ‘No Reason to Believe’ Vaccines Aren’t Effective Against New Strain
- W.H. Spox Morgenstern: ‘No Reason to Believe’ Vaccines Aren’t Effective Against New Strain
- Coronavirus Gives China a Belt and Road Investment Boom
- Coronavirus Gives China a Belt and Road Investment Boom
- Philippines to Raise the Age of Consent for Sex from 12 to 16
- Philippines to Raise the Age of Consent for Sex from 12 to 16
- Japan Approves Record $52 Billion Military Budget to Counter China
- Japan Approves Record $52 Billion Military Budget to Counter China
- GABRIELLE REYES
- California Lawmakers Press Governor Newsom for Health Care for Illegal Migrants: $2.6 Billion Price Tag
- Lawmakers Press Governor Newsom for Health Care for Illegal Migrants: $2.6 Billion Price Tag
- Pat Robertson: ‘Erratic’ Trump Needs to ‘Move On’ — Would Be ‘Mistake’ to Run in 2024
- Ivanka Trump Tells Georgians to Save America from ‘Oppressive Government’ by Voting for Perdue, Loeffler
- Trump Signs Order Requiring Classical Architecture for Federal Buildings
- Trump Signs Order Requiring Classical Architecture for Federal Buildings
- Northam Removes Robert E. Lee Statue from U.S. Capitol in Dead of Night
- Northam Removes Robert E. Lee Statue from U.S. Capitol in Dead of Night
- PENNY STARR
- Cotton: Senate GOP Stopped Democrats from Bailing Out Cities, States
- Cotton: Senate GOP Stopped Democrats from Bailing Out Cities, States
- One Million Travelers Pass Through U.S. Airport Checkpoints over the Weekend Despite Warnings
- One Million Travelers Pass Through U.S. Airport Checkpoints over the Weekend
- CNN’s Harwood: Trump ‘Is a Kook’ — ‘Lunatic Stuff’ Is Being Discussed in the White House
- FNC’s Hilton: Millions Think Election Was ‘Rigged, Stolen and Illegitimate’
- Lauren Southern Sends Defamation Complaint to Wikipedia over Long-Running Smear Campaign
- Lauren Southern Sends Defamation Complaint to Wikipedia over Long-Running Smear Campaign
- Singer Stella Parton Rips ‘A-Hole’ Politicians ‘Getting Vaccinated While People Are Starving and Dying’
- BEN KEW
- Alec Baldwin Suggests Violent Punishments for Trump: ‘A Knee on His Neck, Cutting Off His Oxygen’
- Healing! Alec Baldwin Suggests Violent Punishments for Trump: ‘A Knee on His Neck, Cutting Off His Oxygen’
- Antonio Sabato, Jr. Launches Conservative Film Company to Produce Movies that ‘Support Our Country’
- Antonio Sabato, Jr. Launches Conservative Film Company
- Actor-comedian Eddie Izzard Announces ‘She/Her’ Pronouns: ‘In Girl Mode From Now On’
- Eddie Izzard Announces ‘She/Her’ Pronouns
- ‘Anti-Racism’ Manifesto Creates Firestorm at Exclusive NYC School
- Pro-Israel Progressive Congressman-Elect Ritchie Torres Won’t Join Anti-Zionist ‘Squad’
- Soros-funded DA George Gascon Apologizes to Murder Victim’s Family for Telling Them to ‘Keep Their Mouth Shut’
- Soros-Backed DA Tells Murder Victim’s Family to ‘Keep Their Mouth Shut’
- Update: So Sorry
- Pro-Migration Group Tells Biden: Let Foreign Parents Join Illegal Immigrant Relatives
- World Economic Forum: Digital Davos 2021 to Reveal ‘Great Reset Initiative’
- World Economic Forum: Digital Davos 2021 to Reveal ‘Great Reset Initiative’
- Lightfoot’s Chicago: 4,000+ People Shot in 2020
- Miss France Entry Told ‘Hitler Forgot You’ After Revealing Israeli Father
- Miss France Entry Told ‘Hitler Forgot You’ After Revealing Israeli Father
- Volcano Erupts on Hawaii’s Big Island, Residents Asked to Stay Inside
- Volcano Erupts on Hawaii’s Big Island, Residents Asked to Stay Inside
- AMY FURR
- Kobe’s Widow Says Her Mother Wants to ‘Extort Financial Windfall’ from Family
- LARA GWINN
- Court to Decide Custody for Dog Tossed over Florida Motel Balcony
- Court to Decide Custody for Dog Tossed over Florida Motel Balcony
- 6-Year-Old Receives Award for Notifying Families About Fire in Apartment
- WATCH: Five-Year-Old Battling Leukemia Becomes ‘Santa’s Mailman’
- Levin on SCOTUS Tossing Trump Election Lawsuits: ‘They Have Done a Grave Disservice to This Country’
- Levin: SCOTUS Justices ‘Have Done a Grave Disservice to This Country’
- TRENT BAKER
- Chris Christie: Keep Michael Flynn, Sidney Powell ‘Out of the Oval Office’
- Chris Christie: Keep Michael Flynn, Sidney Powell ‘Out of the Oval Office’
- MSNBC’s Deutsch: Trump Trying to End Our ‘Madisonian Democracy’ — ‘It’s About Race’
- MSNBC Deutsch: Trump Trying to End Our ‘Madisonian Democracy’
- Watch: Wuhan Goes from Coronavirus Central to China’s Party Town
- Watch: Wuhan Goes from Coronavirus Central to China’s Party Town
- Pope Francis to Receive Pfizer Vaccine Against Coronavirus
- Pope to Receive Pfizer Vaccine
- WaPo Depicts Republican ‘Collaborators’ as Rats: 'Nazi-Style'
- WaPo Depicts Republican ‘Collaborators’ as Rats: 'Nazi-Style'
- Robertson: 'Erratic' Trump Needs to 'Move On,' 'Mistake' to Run in 202
- Robertson: 'Erratic' Trump Needs to 'Move On,' 'Mistake' to Run in 202
- HBO Bee Gees Doc Blames Death of Disco on 'Racism, Homophobia'
- HBO Bee Gees Doc Blames Death of Disco on 'Racism, Homophobia'
- Billions Going to Foreign Aid in Spending Bill
- Billions Going to Foreign Aid in Spending Bill
- Barr: 'No Reason' to Appoint Special Counsel on Election, Hunter Biden
- Barr: 'No Reason' to Appoint Special Counsel on Election, Hunter Biden
- Monster Bill Passes House; 6,000-page Stimulus No One Dared Read
- Monster Bill Passes House; 6,000-page Stimulus No One Dared Read
- Alec Baldwin Suggests Violent Punishments for President Trump
- Alec Baldwin Suggests Violent Punishments for President Trump
- Soros-funded DA George Gascon Apologizes to Murder Victim's Family
- Soros-funded DA George Gascon Apologizes to Murder Victim's Family
- Harris: 'It Is My Hope and Prayer' to Work Across Party Lines
- Harris: 'It Is My Hope and Prayer' to Work Across Party Lines
- Congress Reaches $900 Billion 'COVID-19 Relief' Deal
- Congress Reaches $900 Billion 'COVID-19 Relief' Deal
- Pennsylvania: Handcuffed Nijer Shoots White Officer and Flees as Officer Opens Door of His Police Car.
- How this negro got a gun is beyond me.
- Shaved Baboon Steals Over 1 Million Dollars in Covid-19 Relief Funds and Uses it to Buy Bentley Continental and Cadillac Escalade.
- Colored Man Destroys Multiple Security Cameras at New York Metro Subway Stations.
- Spic Kills His Beanshark Girlfriend After Police Recover Her Body in Raleigh.
- ....... Weather.
- Dense Fog Advisory
- Action Recommended
- Execute a pre-planned activity identified in the instructions
- Issued By
- Austin/San Antonio - TX, US, National Weather Service
- Affected Area
- Portions of south central Texas
- Description
- ...DENSE FOG ADVISORY IN EFFECT UNTIL 10 AM CST THIS MORNING...
- WHAT...Visibility one quarter mile or less in dense fog.
- WHERE...Portions of south central Texas.
- WHEN...Until 10 AM CST this morning.
- IMPACTS...Hazardous driving conditions due to low visibility.
- ADDITIONAL DETAILS...Area of dense fog is located mainly east of I-35 but is slowly building in westward the last hour or so.
- PRECAUTIONARY/PREPAREDNESS ACTIONS...
- If driving, slow down, use your headlights, and leave plenty of distance ahead of you.
- Tue 22 | Day
- 74°
- 3%
- SSE 13 mph
- Sunshine and clouds mixed. High 74F. Winds SSE at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 66%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:22 am
- Sunset
- 5:36 pm
- Tue 22 | Night
- 60°
- 17%
- S 12 mph
- Partly cloudy early with increasing clouds overnight. Low around 60F. Winds S at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 85%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 1:10 pm
- Moonset
- 12:40 am
- Wed 23
- 78°
- /38°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 15%
- WSW 13 mph
- Thu 24
- 60°
- /35°
- Sunny
- 0%
- NW 12 mph
- Fri 25
- 66°
- /39°
- Partly Cloudy
- 0%
- SW 5 mph
- Sat 26
- 70°
- /55°
- Partly Cloudy
- 15%
- S 13 mph
- Sun 27
- 78°
- /42°
- Partly Cloudy
- 15%
- SW 14 mph
- Mon 28
- 65°
- /38°
- Mostly Sunny
- 0%
- NNE 11 mph
- Tue 29
- 64°
- /48°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 25%
- E 11 mph
- Wed 30
- 66°
- /33°
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 50%
- NNW 10 mph
- Thu 31
- 58°
- /34°
- AM Showers
- 35%
- NNW 11 mph
- Fri 01
- 60°
- /33°
- Mostly Sunny
- 10%
- N 7 mph
- Sat 02
- 60°
- /34°
- Mostly Sunny
- 15%
- NNE 8 mph
- Sun 03
- 61°
- /37°
- Partly Cloudy
- 25%
- E 8 mph
- Mon 04
- 63°
- /37°
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 40%
- SSW 7 mph
- Tue 05
- 64°
- /41°
- Partly Cloudy
- 20%
- N 8 mph
- .......
- Current threat: That fat German man who breaks into our houses at night. 🎅🏻
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- Dashcon
- Dashcon was a weeaboo convention created by Tumblr users, for Tumblr users to take place in Schaumburg, Illinois. Heavily criticized from its inception, the only people it didn't manage to disappoint were the people laughing at it from the beginning.
- The project started as an Indiegogo campaign, and because there's nothing tumblr loves more than donating money to implausible causes, swathes of children and teenagers pledged their allowance money to internet strangers, setting the tone for events to come. The planners began their three day con on July 11, 2014, and within seconds, they shook down the convention-goers for $17,000. Tumblrfags coughed up the money, but it was too late: the talent had bailed after foreseeing this brewing disaster. The $17,000 was spent on the $100 dollar rental of a ball pit and bouncy castle to placate people dumb enough to want to see "Welcome To Night Vale", resulting in elevation of "an extra hour in the ball pit" to meme status.
- (( DASHCONNED ))
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- Haydée is an opéra comique by the French composer Daniel Auber, first performed by the Théâtre Royal de l'Opéra-Comique at the Salle Favart in Paris on 28 December 1847. The libretto, based on a short story by Prosper Mérimée, was written by Eugène Scribe. The plot is set during the 16th-century wars between the Republic of Venice and the Ottoman Empire, and involves a naval commander with a guilty secret, his ward, his slave girl, a handsome captain and a villainous spy. After much confusion and intrigue, everything ends happily for the main protagonists. This illustration shows Philippe Chaperon's set design for the second act of an 1891 Opéra-Comique performance of Haydée at the Théâtre de la Ville in Paris.
- Set design and illustration credit: Philippe Chaperon; restored by Adam Cuerden
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go Xerox my ass.
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