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- Morning, all you nickles. Well, looks like today's the day I drink 10 beers and watch the Super Bowl.
- Shock: CNN, Des Moines Register Cancel Iowa Poll After Pete Buttigieg Left Out
- Pete Buttigieg (Joel Pollak / Breitbart News)
- The Des Moines Register and CNN announced Saturday night that they would not release the crucial Iowa poll, citing an error in which one candidate’s name was left out of polling questions.
- 👠Fashion Notes: Melania Trump is Winter Chic in Dramatic Chloé Cape
- Nolte: CNN Trolls Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force as Too White
- Billionaire Democrats Bloomberg, Steyer Spend $340 Million in Fourth Quarter
- Hawkins: Bloomberg Uses Gun Control Failure to Push More Gun Control
- Pence: Democrat Party ‘Seems Overtaken by Left-Wing Radicals’
- DNC Gets Ready to Rig Primary Against Bernie — Again?…
- …Dem Strategist: Biden ‘Mentally Deteriorating’…
- …Fauxcahontas Fury: Debate Rules Changed to Boost Bloomberg…
- …Billionaire Promises Mass Immigration
- Nolte: Impeachment Proves Nancy Pelosi Is an Idiot
- Nolte: Impeachment Proves Nancy Pelosi Is an Idiot
- Washington Democrats Push Mandatory LGBTQ-Focused Sex Ed for Kindergartners
- Wa Dems Push LGBTQ Sex Ed — for Kindergartners!
- Boston Man Becomes 8th U.S. Coronavirus Diagnosis
- Boston Man Becomes 8th U.S. Coronavirus Diagnosis
- Police Find Intrusion Suspect’s Body in Yard After Homeowner Opens Fire
- Intrusion Suspect’s Body in Yard After Homeowner Opens Fire
- AWR HAWKINS
- Man Accused of Trying to Pay Undercover Cop with Burger During Police Sting
- Man Accused of Trying to Pay Undercover Cop with Burger During Police Sting
- HARIS ALIC
- DNC Overhauls Debate Requirements to Include Michael Bloomberg
- DNC Overhauls Debate Requirements to Include Michael Bloomberg
- Secret Service Opens Fire as Woman Allegedly Breaches Mar-a-Lago Security
- Secret Service Opens Fire as Woman Allegedly Breaches Mar-a-Lago Security
- Twitter Permanently Blacklists Zero Hedge Following BuzzFeed Hitpiece
- Donald Trump Widens ‘Travel Ban’ to Force Foreign Security Upgrades
- Donald Trump Widens ‘Travel Ban’ to Force Foreign Security Upgrades
- U.S. Imported 260K Foreign Nationals from Travel Ban Nations Since 2016
- U.S. Imported 260K Foreign Nationals from Travel Ban Nations Since 2016
- Indian Migrants, Smuggler Arrested After Crossing Canadian Border into NY
- Americans Must Be Grateful to Immigrants, Says University Chief
- Americans Must Be Grateful to Immigrants, Says University Chief
- NEIL MUNRO
- Former Mexican Border State Police Head of Intelligence Charged with Running Meth
- Former Mexican Border State Police Head of Intelligence Charged with Running Meth
- Farage Declares ‘The War Is Over! We Have Won!’ at Brexit Day London Rally
- Farage Declares ‘The War Is Over! We Have Won!’ at Brexit Day London Rally
- CHRIS TOMLINSON
- WATCH: Moment British Flag Comes Down in Brussels – BREXIT DONE
- WATCH: Moment British Flag Comes Down in Brussels – BREXIT DONE
- JACK MONTGOMERY
- ‘This Is the Dawn of a New Era’: The United Kingdom Has Left the European Union
- ‘This Is the Dawn of a New Era’: The United Kingdom Has Left the European Union
- ‘Absolute Drivel’ – BBC Marks Brexit Day with Kids’ Show Slamming British History
- Pics: Jubilant Brexiteers and Mournful Remainers Descend on London to Mark Brexit Day
- Pics: Jubilant Brexiteers and Mournful Remainers Descend on London to Mark Brexit Day
- WATCH: James Delingpole Reports from All-Star Brexit Day Party
- WATCH: James Delingpole Reports from All-Star Brexit Day Party
- ***Live Updates*** Trump Impeachment Trial: Senate to Vote on Witnesses
- ***Live Updates*** Schiff Show Day 10
- Motion To Subpoena Witnesses Fails 51-49
- Alleged New Bolton Book Details Emerge
- Impeachment: House Dems Ask Senate for One More Week…
- Chuck Schumer Scolds Kamala Harris for Goofing Off at Impeachment Press Conference
- …Schumer Scolds Kamala Harris for Goofing Off at Impeachment Press Conference
- Watch Live: President Donald Trump’s Coronavirus Task Force Answers Questions
- Watch: Trump Speaks on Coronavirus Task Force…
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- …Bans Foreign Travelers from China
- Exclusive – Dr. Saphier: ‘Right Thing’ to Do Is Stop Travel to U.S. from China
- Exclusive — Top Doctor: China Travel Ban ’Right Thing to Do’…
- Mike Bloomberg's Offer to Latinos: $15 Per Hour Plus Mass Migration
- 40% of Americans Want Student Debt Forgiveness not Free Health Care
- 40% of Americans Want Student Debt Forgiveness not Free Health Care
- O'Donnell: Senate American Democracy's 'Most Serious Structural Flaw'
- O'Donnell: Senate American Democracy's 'Most Serious Structural Flaw'
- Barbra Streisand: Adam Schiff Would Make a Great President
- Barbra Streisand: Adam Schiff Would Make a Great President
- Stacey Abrams Predicts She Will Be Elected President by 2040
- Stacey Abrams Predicts She Will Be Elected President by 2040
- Italy: Islamic Gang Break Into Home, Beat Up and Rob Three Italian Women
- Charles Martel
- They even shouted "Allah Akbar" at the end.
- UK: Black Punches Woman on Bus After She Refuses to Let Him Sit Next to Her
- Charles Martel
- White Man Dies After Getting Shot by Mexican Over Parking Spot
- Charles Martel
- Two Black Felons Arrested for Shooting Spree That Left White Woman Dead
- Charles Martel
- ............ Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- FEB 2
- Mostly Sunny
- 78°56°
- 0%
- SW 12 mph 43%
- MON
- FEB 3
- Cloudy
- 73°62°
- 20%
- S 17 mph 80%
- TUE
- FEB 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 80°41°
- 10%
- SW 8 mph 68%
- WED
- FEB 5
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 54°35°
- 20%
- N 17 mph 65%
- THU
- FEB 6
- Sunny
- 62°38°
- 0%
- WNW 12 mph 41%
- FRI
- FEB 7
- Sunny
- 72°46°
- 0%
- WSW 10 mph 39%
- SAT
- FEB 8
- Mostly Sunny
- 72°50°
- 10%
- W 12 mph 55%
- SUN
- FEB 9
- Partly Cloudy
- 74°60°
- 20%
- SSE 12 mph 67%
- MON
- FEB 10
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 74°57°
- 50%
- SSE 10 mph 80%
- TUE
- FEB 11
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 68°51°
- 40%
- E 12 mph 80%
- WED
- FEB 12
- AM Showers
- 69°49°
- 40%
- N 10 mph 62%
- THU
- FEB 13
- AM Showers
- 69°52°
- 30%
- ENE 9 mph 65%
- FRI
- FEB 14
- AM Showers
- 71°52°
- 40%
- SSE 10 mph 69%
- SAT
- FEB 15
- Mostly Cloudy
- 70°49°
- 20%
- ENE 10 mph 64%
- SUN
- FEB 16
- Mostly Cloudy
- 69°50°
- 20%
- ENE 10 mph 62%
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- Current threat: The chink virus. ☣️️
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- Bruce Jenner
- Bruce Jenner, aka Bruce Gender, and now known as Caitlyn Jenner, is a washed up sports celebrity and murderer of old ladies who became famous for being white but running faster than niggers. After realizing a large amount of cosmetic surgeries had screwed his face for good and gave him a gay fairy look, he decided that while he was at it, he would go all in and become stay a woman. Everybody was taken by surprise but not us here at ED, because Jenner's massive faggotry has been obvious all along. Bruce will become the world's first FTF transsexual, not MTF, since Bruce claims to have always been a woman (like Benjamin Button who was born old).
- After becoming old and pudgy and irrelevant, many late night comedians made jokes about Bruce looking more and more like an old lesbian. The Kardashians, seizing on a wave of faggotry sweeping America and a wave of AIDS sweeping Indiana, capitalized on this (just like Lady Gaga capitalized on jokes that she had a penis and "came out" as bi but married a dude anyway). The Klan persuaded Bruce, who nobody gave a shit about since all his fans died of AIDS in the 80s, into cutting his dick off in order to revive his "career" like John Wayne Bobbitt. Some argue it was Bruce's own idea to mutilate his body because he always wanted to be a Transformer, and to get all the Kardashians off his back and gain any respect. In any case, Kim Kardashian is no longer a talentless vapid whore, she's a socially conscious trans-darling, like Jeffrey Tambor or Felicity Huffman or Jared Leto (all actors who pretend to be something they're not for a living).
- (( Call me Bruce! ))
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- Charles Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord (2 February 1754 – 17 May 1838) was a French politician and diplomat. His career spanned the regimes of Louis XVI, Napoleon, Louis XVIII and Louis-Philippe, as well as the French Revolutionary era preceding Napoleon. Those whom he served often distrusted him but found him extremely useful, and the name "Talleyrand" has become a byword for crafty, cynical diplomacy.
- This portrait in oils was painted by Pierre-Paul Prud'hon in 1817, during the reign of Louis XVIII; Prud'hon had previously painted a portrait of each of Napoleon's two wives. The picture is in the collection of the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York.
- Painting credit: Pierre-Paul Prud'hon
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go dress my puppy up as Batman and throw him across the room. He can fly, bitch! He can fly!
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