the luftwaffle is attacking me

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     \___         | |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |   ||  <--- luftwaffle
         \________| |_|_|_|_|_|_|_| |__/ |         plane
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     waffle         /_|_|_|\
     bombs  --->   ||_|_|_|_|| | |
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                           \|_|_|_/   __________________
                                     | THE LUFTWAFFLE   \
                                     | IS ATTACKING ME!!|
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              |MMMMMMMMM|                _    \ /
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 |!!!!!!!_|___|MMMMMMMMM|             |lllll|
 |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM|             |lllll|_______
 |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM|            _|lllll|HHHHHHH|
 |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM|   ________|lllllllll|HHHHH|
 |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM|  |unununun|lllllllll|HHHHH|______
 |!!!!!!|=========|MMMMM|  |nunununu|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::|
 |!!!!!!|=========|MMM__|..|un__unun|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::|
 |!!!!!!|=======_=|M_( ')' );' .)unu|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::|
 |!!!_!!|======( )|(. ` ,) (_ ', )un|lllllllll|HH|:::::::::| ~~~
 |!!(.)!|===__(`.')_(_ ')_,)(. _)unu|lllllllll|HH|:__::::::|~~  ~~
 |!(.`')|==( .)' .)MMM|M|| |un|nunun|lllllllll|``|( ,)_::::| ~~~~ ~
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     |  |==(_'_)|=|    ______        ''/\   \'   |(_'_)::::|\~~~~__|)__
     |   ''''|''o/`.-``~~~~~ ``-.     /--\___\    ``|`````` /____\____/
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