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- Time for the news!
- Trump Vs. Biden: 'Remember When the Bunny Took Joe Biden Out?'
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Attends Easter Egg Roll in Leather Trench Coat
- ESPN's Shannon Sharpe Accused of Rape in $50 Million Lawsuit
- Trump: U.S. Flags to Fly Half-Staff to Honor Pope Francis After Passing
- Report: DHS Sec. Kristi Noem Robbed at DC Restaurant
- Steve Kerr Wears Harvard Shirt in Response to Trump Funding Freeze: 'Stand
- Claim: San Francisco Democrats Want to Move Party to the Center
- Trump Remembers Pope Francis at Easter Egg Roll: 'He Loved the World'
- JD Vance and Family Visit Hindu Temple as First Stop in India
- Famed AI Researcher Launches Startup to Automate *All* Human Jobs
- SCOTUS Denies Cert: Carry Permit Ban for 18-20 Year-Olds Struck Down
- China Threatens Countries Not to Cut Deals with Trump
- Transgender Influencer Dylan Mulvaney Teases Permanent Move Out of America
- Google Faces the Music: Search Monopoly Trial Enters Remedy Phase
- Exclusive--Rep. Michael Cloud: The Left Can Only Try to Slow Trump Down
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- Pope Dies on Easter Monday
- Day After Surprise Sunday Appearance
- Explainer: Process for the Death of a Pope…
- …and the Election of New One
- Pope Francis arrives in St. Peter's Square for his general weekly audience on June 22
- The death of a pope starts a centuries-old ritual involving sacred oaths by the cardinals electing a successor, the piercing of ballots with a needle and thread after they’re counted, and then burning them to produce either the white or black smoke to signal if there’s a new leader for the world’s 1.3 billion Catholics.
- More Democratic lawmakers are visiting El Salvador on Abrego Garcia’s behalf
- More Democratic lawmakers are visiting El Salvador on Abrego Garcia’s behalf
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- Actor John Cusack Compares Donald Trump to the Killers of Jesus Christ in Easter Message
- John Cusack Compares Donald Trump to the Killers of Jesus Christ
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- Warner: ‘Way Past Time that Hegseth Should Either Quit or Be Fired’
- Warner: 'Way Past Time that Hegseth Should Either Quit or Be Fired'
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- Brooklyn Tesla Vandalism Suspect Is a Licensed Clinical Social Worker
- Brooklyn Tesla Vandalism Suspect Is a Licensed Clinical Social Worker
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- Trump Blasts Fed Chair Powell as ‘Major Loser,’ Questions Political Motives Behind Rate Decisio
- Trump Blasts Fed Chair Powell as ‘Major Loser,’
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- Sen. Van Hollen Pleads: Stop Talking About Abrega Garcia’s Crime Links
- Van Hollen: Stop Sharing Abrega Garcia's Crime Links
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- Explainer: The Catholic Church’s Process for the Death of a Pope and the Election of a New On
- Catholic Church's Process for the Death of a Pope and Election of a New One
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- Vatican Announces Pope Francis Has Died
- Vatican Announces Pope Francis Has Died
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- Scarborough: Hard-Right Inside the Church ‘Hated’ Pope Francis ‘for Being Christ-
- Scarborough: Hard-Right Inside the Church 'Hated' Pope Francis
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- Pope Francis in Surprise Easter Sunday Appearance After Serious Illness
- Pope Francis in Surprise Easter Sunday Appearance After Serious Illness
- Baboonette is 5th Person Arrested After Group of Nigs Shoot and Kill Cleveland Bartender.
- It was in self defense.
- 2 Jigaboos Plead Guilty to Killing Owner of Ted's Hamburgers.
- 2 Toledo Negro Pastors Charged with Crimes Against Children.
- Tarboro Gorilla Arrested After Raping Child.
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- Mostly clear this evening then becoming cloudy after midnight. A stray shower or thunderstorm is possible. Low 67F. Winds ESE at 5 to 10 mph.
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- Current threat: The new Pope. 👨🏻⚖️
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- Sonic
- Created by a trio of Japanese video game making furfags as a successor to Alex Kidd, Sonic himself is essentially like a faggot who makes claims to have once been as cool as you, but no one can remember why. He can run over 500 mph on land, 700 mph on the Autobahn, and 15 mph up Tails' ass. Sonic zipped through the semen-speckled world of the furry fandom in 1991. "The more the merrier!" laughed the furries, and since then, the pincushion has become prime rib for masturbatory fantasies, fanart and fanfiction; especially on DeviantArt.
- The Sonic fanbase is, unsurprisingly, filled with furfaggotry, pedophilia, and severe autism. For some reason, a fuckton of fetishists involve Sonic characters into their fucked up fap-fests, as can be noticed easily by the extreme number of "art" websites such as DeviantArt containing enough Sonic fetishist fanart to make even Mary fucking Poppins lose all faith in humanity and turn into an alcoholic. Macrophiliacs, scatophiliacs, voraphiliacs, eproctophiliacs, fucking furfags, everyone gets in on the mental illness induced fun. The fandom is also filled with butthurt drama, the essential staple for any furry fandom, usually between "new" and "old" Sonic fans.
- While the first few games were fun for five minutes, after that, they lost their novelty pretty fucking quick, like anything else from the 1990s. The dumbasses at SEGA obviously failed to get that through their heads, and eventually everyone on Earth could agree how much Sonic sucked after at least a hundred fucking shitty rehashes of the same shit. Quite simply put, Sonic was never cool.
- And he will never be.
- (( GOTTA GO FAST ))
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- Sherlock Jr. is a 1924 American silent comedy film starring and directed by Buster Keaton and written by Clyde Bruckman, Jean Havez, and Joseph A. Mitchell. It features Kathryn McGuire, Joe Keaton, and Ward Crane. Production began in January 1924, and the film was released on April 21, 1924. It was selected in 1991 for preservation in the United States National Film Registry by the Library of Congress as being "culturally, historically, or aesthetically significant". In 2000, the American Film Institute, as part of its series AFI 100 Years..., ranked the film at number 62 in AFI's 100 Years...100 Laughs.
- Film credit: Buster Keaton
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- 👨🏿🦲👨🏿🦲👨🏿🦲💦🧼💦👨🏿🦲👨🏿🦲👨🏿🦲 HEY, EVERYONE! IT'S ME ANNE FRANK! Just letting you know I'm doing a sex tour around the United States and will make live appearances on Jimmy Fallon where I will get fucked by black guys on live television. GOD I LOVE GETTING JIZZED ON BY NIGGERS!!! THIS ALMOST AS THAT TIME THE NAZIS PUT ME IN AN OVEN!!!
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