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- Fire up the news reels, ya nigger monkeys cause it's time for the news.
- Another Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 199,000 Jobs in December
- Misses Expectations by 223,000
- WASHINGTON, DC - DECEMBER 08: U.S. President Joe Biden stops to talk to reporters before departing the White House December 08, 2021, in Washington, DC. According to the White House, Biden is traveling to Kansas City, Missouri, to talk about how the Bipartisan Infrastructure Law will aid in the repair …
- Biden’s first year in office ends with another very disappointing jobs report.
- Jamie Raskin Decries Republicans as Fascistic ‘Shrinking Minority Party’ at January 6 Vigil Partly Hosted by Antifa
- Democrat Hysteria
- Jamie Raskin Decries Republicans as Fascistic ‘Shrinking Minority Party’ at January 6 Vigil Partly Hosted by Antifa
- SEAN MORAN
- 2,831
- Wrongthink – Jayapal: ‘Diminishing’ January 6 ‘Is Its Own Form of Violence’
- 312
- Adam Kinzinger: It ‘Hurts’ to Be a ‘Pariah’ in His Own Party
- BooHoo! RINO Kinzinger: It ‘Hurts’ to Be a ‘Pariah’
- 521
- Cheney: Blaming Pelosi for 1/6 Capitol Security Same as Blaming Store Owners for BLM Protest Damage
- Cheney: Blaming Pelosi for 1/6 Capitol Security Same as Blaming Store Owners for BLM Protest Damage
- 577
- Hollywood Stokes January 6 Mania
- 181
- NBC’s Todd: If You Think Biden’s Speech Was Partisan, Then You Believe Trump’s ‘Lies’
- 280
- DeSantis Calls ‘Nauseating’ January 6 Commemoration a ‘Politicized Charlie Foxtrot’
- DeSantis: ‘Nauseating’ Jan. 6 Commemoration a ‘Politicized Charlie Foxtrot’
- 144
- ‘Real Life Lassie’ Leads Police to Owner Injured in Roll-Over Crash: ‘She’s My Little Guardian Angel’
- ‘Real Life Lassie’ Leads Police to Owner Injured in Roll-Over Crash: ‘She’s My Little Guardian Angel’
- 17
- Migrants Account for 1 in 4 Births in Southern Mexican Border Hospital
- 6
- West Texas Nursing Home Staff Walks Out over Personnel Shortage
- West Texas Nursing Home Staff Walks Out over Personnel Shortage
- BOB PRICE
- 113
- Freezing Migrants Found in Sealed Trailer near West Texas Mountains
- Freezing Migrants Found in Sealed Trailer Near West Texas Mountains
- 88
- Ghislaine Maxwell Lawyers Demand Retrial over Juror ‘Sexual Abuse’ Admissions
- Ghislaine Maxwell Lawyers Demand Retrial… Juror Did Not Disclose Childhood Sex Abuse During Selection
- 951
- Rafael Nadal, Biggest Beneficiary of Djokovic Australia Open Absence, Demands He ‘Follow the Rules’
- Shock: Biggest Beneficiary of Djokovic’s Australia Open Absence Sides with COVID Cops
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 62
- Djokovic Held in Australian Immigration Detention as He Fights Deportation
- Unvaxxed Djokovic Held in Australia, Fights Deportation…
- 377
- …Father Defiant: ‘We Will Fight Them in Streets’
- 1,764
- Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin to Testify on Afghanistan Withdrawal Debacle
- SecDef Austin to Testify on Afghanistan Debacle
- 636
- Former Top Aide to Atlanta Mayor Arrested at Airport on ‘Terroristic Threats’ Warrants
- Fmr Aide to Atlanta Mayor Arrested on ‘Terroristic Threats’ Warrants
- 747
- Prominent Jesuit Priest Says Good Catholics Can Be Pro-Choice
- 1,576
- Josh Hawley: Joe Biden’s ‘Dangerous’ Vetting Policy for Immigrants Flouts 9/11 Commission’s Recommendations
- Hawley: Biden’s Vetting Policy for Immigrants Flouts 9/11 Commission’s Recommendations
- 93
- Biden Accused of Using Coronavirus Funds to Bankroll Secret Flights of Border Crossers into U.S.
- Biden Accused of Using Pandemic Funds to Bankroll Secret Flights of Border Crossers into U.S.
- 1,294
- Poll: Just 1/4 of Dems See Migration as Top Priority
- 27
- Dem Rep. Cuellar Pleads with Harris to Discuss Solving Border Crisis — ‘Got to Have Two People to Have a Conversation’
- House Democrat Pleads with Harris to Discuss Solving Border Crisis
- 72
- Cassidy: You Can’t Disconnect Opioid Deaths from Lax Border
- 151
- Washington Football Team May Have Botched Its New Name Reveal
- Washington Football Team May Have Botched Its New Name Reveal
- 887
- High School Apologizes for 92-4 Basketball Victory, Suspends Coach
- 1,476
- Olympics Committee Can’t Confirm Its Beijing Merchandise Wasn’t Made by Chinese Slaves
- …Olympics Committee Can’t Confirm Beijing Merch Wasn’t Made by Chinese Slaves
- 49
- Xi Tours Genocide Olympics Venues, Ignoring Massive COVID Outbreak…
- 14
- Exclusive — Heritage Foundation: Chuck Schumer Using January 6 to Seize ‘Permanent Power’ by Breaking Filibuster
- Exclusive — Heritage Foundation: Chuck Schumer Using January 6 to Seize ‘Permanent Power’ by Breaking Filibuster
- 3,032
- Joe Biden Plans Political Anti-Trump Tirade for January 6th Anniversary
- Joe Biden Plans Political Anti-Trump Tirade for January 6th Anniversary
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- 1,577
- Raskin: ‘Trump and His Flunkies’ Were the ‘Inner Ring of the Coup’
- Raskin: ‘Trump and His Flunkies’ Were the ‘Inner Ring of the Coup’
- PAM KEY
- 831
- New York Leads U.S. in Daily Average of Coronavirus Cases per Capita
- New York Leads U.S. in Daily Average of Coronavirus Cases per Capita
- 139
- ‘He’s a Bum’: Aaron Rodgers Blasts MVP Voter for Snub over Vaccine Status
- ‘He’s a Bum’: Aaron Rodgers Blasts MVP Voter for Snub over Vaccine Status
- 298
- Donald Trump: Government ‘Must Be Reined In,’ People Must Have ‘Freedom to Decide Whether They Want to Be Vaccinated’
- Trump: People Must Have ‘Freedom to Decide Whether They Want to Be Vaccinated’
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 653
- Elise Stefanik Torches Pelosi on Eve of January 6 Anniversary
- Elise Stefanik Torches Pelosi on Eve of January 6 Anniversary
- 4,915
- 'Literally Theater': Pelosi Has 'Hamilton' Cast Members to Sing
- 'Literally Theater': Pelosi Has 'Hamilton' Cast Members to Sing
- 4,683
- Left Launches Midterm Effort to Disqualify GOP for 'Insurrection'
- Left Launches Midterm Effort to Disqualify GOP for 'Insurrection'
- 5,924
- Dr. Makary: NIH Funded 257 Grants on COVID-19 Social Disparities
- Dr. Makary: NIH Funded 257 Grants on COVID-19 Social Disparities
- 955
- Coronavirus Tests 'Nearly Impossible' to Find in San Francisco Bay Are
- Coronavirus Tests 'Nearly Impossible' to Find in San Francisco Bay Are
- 61
- Jamie Raskin Decries GOP as Fascistic 'Shrinking Minority Party'
- Jamie Raskin Decries GOP as Fascistic 'Shrinking Minority Party'
- 2,831
- Mandates Are Especially Stupid When the Vaccinated Can Spread COVID
- Mandates Are Especially Stupid When the Vaccinated Can Spread COVID
- 215
- Cruz Backtracks on Claim January 6 a 'Violent Terrorist Attack'
- Cruz Backtracks on Claim January 6 a 'Violent Terrorist Attack'
- 1,843
- Another Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 199,000 Jobs in December
- Another Disaster: U.S. Economy Added Just 199,000 Jobs in December
- 572
- CBS Hides Poll Showing Majority Believe J6 a Protest 'Too Far'
- CBS Hides Poll Showing Majority Believe J6 a Protest 'Too Far'
- Negress Half of Deadly Duo Finally Captured in Cop Shooting at Comfort Inn.
- Oh, haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaill no!
- Inferior Negro Arrested After Evading Superior Court Hearing by Issuing Fake COVID Positive Card.
- Uninvited Negress Twerks on Dead White Man's Casket at Funeral, Casket Falls, Negress Twerks on Dead Man's Body Before Being Escorted.
- Simian Arrested for New Year's Day Homicide After "Accidentally" Shooting Group of Whites Driving by.
- Buffalo: Half-Caste Brain Dead After Negro Shakes Him.
- AIDS Ridden Negro Fag Track Coach Arrested for at Least 27 Child Abuse Charges.
- Chink Airbag Company Recalls 3.3 Million Takata Airbags After Reports of Them Killing People with Blunt Force.
- Irving: Christmas Eve Coon Kills Plano Teen.
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- PoisonIvyLul
- Poison Ivy, or PoisonIvyLul (real name Hanna) is one of the few heroines that this world so desperately needs. Despite being a sub-par 17-year-old Kiwi-gook, she managed to lulzily get desperate, overweight virgins to humiliate themselves on cam for her, and then proceeded to expose their idiocy to the entire world in an attempt to get them to kill themselves in an act of love for her. The guys that fell into her trap were so dumb that they actually expected a girl, who they met while playing Runescape, to somehow hook up with them, despite living on the other side of the planet from her.
- Hanna's bait and kill method has caused betas, losers, and virgins from all over the world to band together and put a red alert out for her, and her efforts were so successful that she even made the internet news. This new type of social justice warrior is considered dangerous, as well as a trainer for man-haters all around the world.
- (( AN HERO IN THE NAME OF LOVE ))
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- This historical coat of arms of Illinois is an illustration from State Arms of the Union by Henry Mitchell, published by Louis Prang in 1876. It depicts a bald eagle perched on a rock carrying a shield with the stars and stripes. In the eagle's beak there is a banner with the state motto, "State Sovereignty, National Union."
- Illustration credit: Henry Mitchell; restored by Andrew Shiva
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go put my hamster in the shredder. He bit me. So the little faggot is gonna pay for that.
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