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- Hey, everyone. Newscaster Ned here just jerking off to pictures of Sherrod DeGrippo. Here's the news.
- Oscars 2024: Celebs Guffaw as Jimmy Kimmel Roasts MAGA
- Trump Bashes Jimmy Kimmel During Oscars: 'Ever Been a Worse Host'
- Oscars Goes Big on Ukraine: '20 Days in Mariupol' Wins Best Doc
- Wisconsin Barber Tipped $1,000 by Preacher
- WATCH: St. Louis Neighbors Praise Teen's Popular BBQ Stand
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- Trump Torches Jimmy Kimmel During Oscars
- ‘Has There Ever Been a Worse Host’
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- Former President Donald Trump lashed out at Oscars host Jimmy Kimmel during the ceremony, calling him a “washed up” talent.
- Mitt Romney Issues Complete and Total Endorsement of Katie Britt as Vice Presidential Pick
- Mitt Romney Issues Complete and Total Endorsement of Katie Britt as VP Pick
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- Oscars 2024: Jimmy Kimmel Compares Katie Britt to ‘Poor Things’ Frankenstein Heroine
- Oscars 2024: Jimmy Kimmel Mocks Katie Britt
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- ‘Blood Money’: How Stephen Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Other Hollywood Big Shots Bow to
- ‘Blood Money’: How Hollywood Turned into Pro-China Propaganda
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- Oscar Winners ‘Refute Their Jewishness’ over Israel’s War of Self-defense Against Hamas
- Oscars: 'Zone of Interest' Director Decries 'Ongoing Attack in Gaza'
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- ‘Fascist Pit Bull’: FDNY Commissioner Blasted for Planning to Track Down Firefighters W
- 'Fascist Pit Bull': FDNY Head Blasted for Plans to Seek Booing Firefighters
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- Biden: I Regret Using ‘Illegal’ for ‘Undocumented Person’ Suspected in Rile
- Biden: I Regret Using 'Illegal' for Suspect in Riley Killing
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- Schiff: I Hope Intelligence Community Will ‘Dumb Down’ Trump’s Briefings
- Schiff: I Hope Intelligence Community Will 'Dumb Down' Trump’s Briefings
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- US flies forces in to beef up security at embassy in Haiti and evacuate nonessential personnel
- US flies forces in to beef up security at embassy in Haiti and evacuate nonessential personnel
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- Katie Britt’s Screwup of Human Trafficking Details in SOTU Response Becomes Embarrassment for GOP
- Britt’s SOTU Response on Human Trafficking Embarrasses GOP
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- Robert De Niro Panics: If Donald Trump Wins, ‘He’ll Come Looking for Me’
- Robert De Niro Panics: If Trump Wins, 'He'll Come Looking for Me'
- Negro Crashes His Car with His Mudshark Gf's White Toddler Inside and Leaves Him to Die.
- Let's hope this Kuhn gets lynched.
- White Man Stabbed to Death by Darkie on SEPTA Train.
- Spic Rapes Woman During Wildfire in Utah.
- 13th Spic Gang Member Arrested in Bronx.
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- What originally started as a means of cigarette smoking cessation, the electronic cigarette or "e-cig" was created as a means of delivering addictive nicotine into your body via atomized water vapor as opposed to traditional carcinogenic laden smoke. A clever idea all around and a great way to stop smoking... at least, it was. Instead a large number of moronic fuckwits decided to bastardize the invention for the sake of creating a quasi-religious "lifestyle" around it, that they call "vaping", primarily for the purpose of over-compensating for their complete lack of personality, the e-cig allowed these rejects to try and pass themselves off as "unique little snowflakes" by continually and constantly huffing off an electronic dildo for a drug fix.
- Tobacco companies have been quick to get in on the action, switching gears and producing e-cig products and paraphernalia left and right, effectively becoming 21st century electronic drug pimps, forcing their dimwitted cunt starved clientele to suck off their phallic products in exchange for a nicotine hit. As such, every vaper in existence is effectively just a pimped out druggie, servicing their douche flutes for a fetid fix, provided by Pimp Daddy Big Tobacco.
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- Picea abies, commonly known as the Norway spruce, is a species of spruce native to northern, central and eastern Europe. It has branchlets that typically hang downwards, and the largest cones of any spruce, at 9 to 17 centimetres (3.5 to 6.7 in) long. It is very closely related to the Siberian spruce, which replaces it east of the Ural Mountains, and with which it hybridizes freely. The Norway spruce has a wide distribution of planting for its wood, and is the species used as the main Christmas tree in several countries around the world. It was the first gymnosperm to have its genome sequenced. This young female Norway spruce cone, with a length of 43 millimetres (1.7 in) at the time of pollination, was photographed in Keila, Estonia.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
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- Hey, guys. It's me. Newscaster Ned. I'm gonna go put your cat in the microwave for 3 seconds. Then take her out, and then put your cat in the freezer. Then I'm gonna go pet your dog. Really hard. Just keep petting your dog over and over again. Then I'm going to say some hurtful things to some African Americans. I will tell them to return to their own countries, and that they're niggers.
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