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- Here's the news, you N words.
- Man Disguised as Construction Worker Shoots Woman in Targeted Attack
- Conan O'Brien: Oscars Being Planned Sensitively in Midst of L.A. Fires
- AP: Mexico Mocks Trans-Themed Oscar Frontrunner ‘Emilia Pérez'
- ICE Taps Other Federal Agencies to Assist 'Apprehension of Illegal Aliens'
- John Barrasso: Trump Did More in First Week in Office than Biden in 4 Years
- VIDEO: Activists Want Grand Rapids Declared 'Sanctuary City' for Illegals
- Dramatic Images: Parents Hug Daughters Freed from Hamas
- Exclusive -- Scott Brown: 'There Will Be Hell to Pay' for Democrats
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- Kristi Noem Confirmed to Lead Department of Homeland Security
- ‘I Will Work to Make America SAFE Again!’
- South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem, President-elect Donald Trump's nominee to be Secretary
- South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem (R) has been confirmed by the U.S. Senate to lead the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) in a Saturday 59-34 vote.
- Blackburn: Democrats ‘Have Learned Nothing at All from the November Elections’
- Blackburn: Dems 'Have Learned Nothing' from the November Elections
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- Maher: Birthright Citizenship ‘Has Been Bastardized’
- Maher: Birthright Citizenship 'Has Been Bastardized'
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- Rep. Andy Ogles Proposes Constitutional Change to Allow Trump to Serve 3 Terms
- Rep. Ogles Proposes Constitutional Change to Allow Trump to Serve 3 Terms
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- Watch: President Donald Trump Visits North Carolina
- Watch: President Donald Trump Visits North Carolina
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- Denmark in ‘Crisis Mode’ After Trump Continues Push for Greenland Acquisition in Call w
- Denmark in 'Crisis Mode' After Trump Call with PM over Greenland: Report
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- Calif. Democrat Warns Trump Not to’Play Politics’ After State Passed $50M Anti-Trump Bi
- Calif. Dem. Warns Trump to Not 'Play Politics' After His $50M Anti-Trump
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- Trump on McConnell Voting Against Hegseth’s Confirmation as Secretary of Defense: ‘Winn
- Trump on McConnell Voting No on Hegseth: 'Winning Is What Matters'
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- Senate Confirms Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary After Hard-Won Fight
- Senate Confirms Pete Hegseth as Defense Secretary After Hard-Won Fight
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- Federal Judge Blocks Trump Bid to Restrict Birthright Citizenship
- Federal Judge Blocks Trump Bid to Restrict Birthright Citizenship
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- California Ballot Initiative to Secede the Union Cleared to Gather Signatures
- CA Ballot Initiative to Secede the Union Cleared to Gather Signatures
- Monkey Shoots His Mudshark Girlfriend and His Mulatto Niglet, Then Shoots Her White Father to Death as He Barrels in the Home.
- She said to her father, "I’m so sorry, I didn’t know he was going to do this.".
- Velcro Head Arrested After Stealing Clay County Police Cruiser.
- 2 Monkeys and a Mudshark Arrested After Killing White Man in Council Bluffs.
- Spic Arrested After Robbing Abington Bank.
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- Current threat: Kikes. ✡💣
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- Wikileaks
- Wikileaks is a website that poses as a free for all wiki site to allow anonymous people of all countries to release classified government and corporate documents for the lulz, thus giving any snitch in any position of power in any country the incentive to disobey top-secret orders and betray his country for profit. It's run by Barack Obama's evil albino twin Julian Assange, whose own white messianic rise to power mirrors that of Black Jesus. Its inevitable that they will have to face each other in a fight to the death in the near future.
- Some say it a good site to troll governments and other organizations and the man is constantly trying to censor it. The quality of trolling by Wikileaks has been so high, that there is no government or corporation on this earth that does not want Assange dead.
- If you thought that Wikipedia had a massive case of unwarranted self-importance when it claimed to be "the sum of all human knowledge", just try this one on for size:
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- —Some TL;DR shit backs up this highly bold statement.
- Yeah, so you've told us that Wikileaks is the ultimate revolutionary moralfag site... cool story bro!
- Some argue Wikileaks is, in fact, a cover-up site made by the man. They point out that instead of providing us with crucial information for revolutionary practices (i.e. the location of secret jew gold deposit, technical detail of nano-biochip which is going to be clandestinely implemented to every single non-jew, and Illuminati's plan on human extinction of year 2012), the wiki itself is full of shit nobody cares about.
- Wikileaks also let us know the interesting fact that ED was on the Australian government's list of blacklisted websites. We can't show enough just how grateful we are for being kept in the know. It is best not to rage about internet censorship because we all know that the people coming up with these blacklists are nothing more than epic trolls themselves and are doing it for the lulz of watching us not have our lulz.
- This all said, it's undeniably obvious that the WikiLeaks invention has resulted in the most epic and lulziest conflict between powerful nations since World War II. Does this mean we'll finally get to see the latest installment of the classic World War series that we've all been waiting for? Let's hope so! In the meantime, be sure to stay tuned and remember to stock up on your bags of popcorn and beer.
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- The Monarch of the Glen is an oil-on-canvas painting of a red deer stag completed in 1851 by the English painter Sir Edwin Landseer. It was commissioned as part of a series of three panels to hang in the Palace of Westminster in London. As one of the most popular paintings throughout the 19th century, it sold widely in reproductions in steel engraving, and was finally bought by companies to use in advertising. The painting had become something of a cliché by the mid–20th century, as the "ultimate biscuit tin image of Scotland: a bulky stag set against the violet hills and watery skies of an isolated wilderness", according to the Sunday Herald. The work is now in the Scottish National Gallery in Edinburgh.
- Painting credit: Edwin Landseer
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- Well I turned on C-Span and saw some stupid Shakespeare play that crumpet eating faggot Keir Starmer. Anyway, I'm gonna go mow the lawn. Some spics missed a spot.
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