Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- .............
- ...Testing...
- Test 1.......
- Test 2.......
- Test 3.......
- Test 4.......
- Test 5.......
- Test 6.......
- Test 7.......
- Test 8.......
- Test 9.......
- Test 10......
- Test 11......
- Test 12......
- Test 13......
- Test 14......
- Test complete.
- Happy Valentine's Day, everyone! ❤️️
- More Toxic Chemicals on Derailed Ohio Train than First Reported
- Health Concerns Grow
- A black plume and fireball rise over East Palestine, Ohio, as a result of a controlled detonation of a portion of the derailed Norfolk Southern trains Monday, Feb. 6, 2023. (AP Photo/Gene J. Puskar)
- The fiery derailment of a train carrying toxic chemicals along the Ohio-Pennsylvania line last week spewed more harmful pollutants into the air, surface soils and water table than originally reported, fresh data made available Monday suggests.
- Emails Reveal Web of Amazon-DOD Connections Surrounding Cloud Contract
- Emails Reveal Web of Amazon-DOD Connections Surrounding Cloud Contract
- 1,024
- DeSantis Expected to Secure $10M to Fly Illegals to Sanctuary Cities
- DeSantis Expected to Secure $10M to Fly Illegals to Sanctuary Cities
- 1,115
- Data Shows More Toxic Chemicals on Derailed Ohio Train
- Data Shows More Toxic Chemicals on Derailed Ohio Train
- 304
- Viewers Blast Rihanna as ‘Biggest Sellout’ over Super Bowl Performance
- Viewers Blast Rihanna as ‘Biggest Sellout’ over Super Bowl Performance
- 20,852
- Three dead, 5 wounded in US campus shooting: police
- Three dead, 5 wounded in US campus shooting: police
- 650
- U.S. Military Shoots Down Unidentified Flying Object over Lake Huron
- U.S. Military Shoots Down Unidentified Flying Object over Lake Huron
- 5,561
- Inflation Accelerated in January
- Inflation Accelerated in January
- 39
- Haley announces presidential campaign, challenging Trump
- Haley announces presidential campaign, challenging Trump
- 416
- Ron Paul: Biden’s Sneaky H.R. 5376 Is Nightmare for Retirement Savers
- Ron Paul: Biden’s Sneaky H.R. 5376 Is Nightmare for Retirement Savers
- 50
- Durbin, Graham Propose 'DREAM Act' Amnesty for Nearly 2M Illegals
- Durbin, Graham Propose 'DREAM Act' Amnesty for Nearly 2M Illegals
- Denison Negro Arrested for Halloween Killing of White Man.
- He also fucked his daughter.
- Monkey Man Arrested After Trying to Drown Toddler in Swimming Pool.
- Negro High on K2 Tries to Rape Woman in Hallway of Dallas Capitol.
- Baboon Steals $600 from Girls Selling Cookies Outside QFC Joint.
- Somali Negroes Arrested After Rioting in Minneapolis.
- CTA Workers Punched by Pack of Demon Simians on L Train in Chicago.
- Monkey Steals $200K from AIDS Charity.
- Crazy Bipolar Spic Shoots at Cops in Harlem.
- ........... Weather time.
- Today
- 77°
- /50°
- Mostly Sunny
- 7%
- WSW 18 mph
- Tue 14 | Day
- 77°
- 7%
- WSW 18 mph
- Partly cloudy. High 77F. Winds WSW at 15 to 25 mph. Higher wind gusts possible.
- Humidity
- 43%
- UV Index
- 6 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:11 am
- Sunset
- 6:17 pm
- Tue 14 | Night
- 50°
- 4%
- S 6 mph
- Partly cloudy this evening, then becoming cloudy after midnight. Low near 50F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 51%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 1:55 am
- Waning Crescent
- Moonset
- 12:19 pm
- Wed 15
- 79°
- /53°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 22%
- S 15 mph
- Thu 16
- 57°
- /34°
- Partly Cloudy/Wind
- 0%
- N 22 mph
- Fri 17
- 54°
- /34°
- Partly Cloudy
- 0%
- N 15 mph
- Sat 18
- 61°
- /41°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 0%
- ESE 8 mph
- Sun 19
- 75°
- /56°
- Partly Cloudy
- 8%
- SSW 13 mph
- Mon 20
- 81°
- /60°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 15%
- SSW 13 mph
- Tue 21
- 83°
- /57°
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 24%
- SW 12 mph
- Wed 22
- 79°
- /49°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SSW 13 mph
- Thu 23
- 70°
- /46°
- Sunny
- 3%
- NW 13 mph
- Fri 24
- 67°
- /49°
- Partly Cloudy
- 3%
- NE 12 mph
- Sat 25
- 70°
- /56°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 13%
- ESE 12 mph
- Sun 26
- 76°
- /54°
- Partly Cloudy
- 11%
- SSW 12 mph
- Mon 27
- 72°
- /49°
- Partly Cloudy
- 7%
- W 15 mph
- Tue 28
- 71°
- /46°
- Partly Cloudy
- 6%
- SSW 11 mph
- ................
- Current threat: Dying alone. ❤️️
- ................
- Rick and Morty
- Rick and Morty is Adult Swim's barely disguised ripoff of American Dad—which was itself a ripoff of Family Guy, complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from The Simpsons and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty stole its main characters from "Back to the Future", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.
- The show panders to a fanbase of mentally-challenged pseudo-intellectuals who actually believe that the show is extremely deep and highly scientific in its depiction of convoluted sci-fi garbage and constant poop jokes. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of sick fucks who draw incest porn of the show's characters and then post it on DevianTART.
- As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.
- The show stars a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much FGT, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.
- There's currently 5 seasons of this shit; and counting. The fanbase is emotionally stunted, cuntilicious and beefcurtainy beyond all belief. Go and look at some of the FB fan groups for extra-deep blood sodomy with a portal gun. And don't forget the pickles.
- (( IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! ))
- .................................................
- The Banquet of Cleopatra is a painting by Giovanni Battista Tiepolo completed in 1744.
- Painting credit: Giovanni Battista Tiepolo
- .........
- Well. I'm out to go wine and wine with your 13 year old daughter. Then I'm gonna go munch on her clit and then fuck her into the night.......
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement
