Coffee

Number Ten:


The question's not "how to drink coffee", but rather, when?

When the clock strikes two, coffee time is for you!

I'm thinking the morning but- I guess it's fine in the afternoon.


Number Nine:


Coffee's good, but do you know what's better? Wine.

Contains no caffeine and definitely not a bean,

but it's the only drink that's coloured aquamarine


Numero Eight:


Coffee's great, but it won't fit on a plate.

Freeze your fresh brew, and this is a strange thing to do:

Bite into it with your incisors. Now a dentist's appointment is due.


Number Seven:


Unfortunately for you, your dentist lives in Devon!

No matter, it's time to go. How will you get there?

Oh, I don't know: Drive a car.


Number Six:


For some arcane reason, you tried to eat bricks.

I don't know why, but at this point I know- you should just die.

To hell with the road trip, just cast your gaze to the sky.


Number Five:


These are your final moments alive!

Life never prepared you for what is nigh.

To this cruel world, you bid goodbye.


Number Four:


Lock the car door and settle the score.

However, at your time of death or moments before:

Your dentist arrives, covered in sores.

What could have happened to this dental expert of yore?


Number Three:


There are so many ways to drink your coffee.

Why don't you read up on them, or instead, eat toffee?

Toffee is sugary, butchery and doesn't contain wood debris.

I bet your dentist would agree.


Number Two:


Change your coffee's hue. Add white food colouring to your home brew.

It's sure to shift the mood when your guests are quite rude:

"What did you do this coffee, dude?"


Number One:


Coffee's fun, but what about a real gun?

Load a single bullet, and point it at your gullet.

Wave goodbye to all who are beloved and as for the trigger: pull it.

Coffee is still famous, even after you've died.

Have you ever tried a drink so popular worldwide?