Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- ................Test 1................
- ................Test 2................
- ................Test 3................
- ....................... Test complete.
- This is Newscaster Ned.
- Marlow on Kudlow: Luigi Mangione 'Was Never Denied Care From Anyone'
- Cavuto Signs Off Fox News: 'Not Leaving Journalism, I’m Just Leaving Here'
- Joni Ernst Secures Provision to Defend Border Air Space from Drones
- Pentagon Warns China Has Tripled Its Nuclear Arsenal
- Marine Corps Toys for Tots Drive Delivers Nearly 25 Million Toys
- Watch Live: Exclusive Interview with Dr. Ben Carson
- Get All Breitbart News Here
- HomePage
- Get It Done!
- House Republicans Strike Spending Deal After Trump Steps In
- Pork Stripped, $110 Billion in Disaster Relief for Americans Instead
- Gut-Check Time: Will Dems, Establishment GOP Trigger Govt Shutdown Just to Spite Trump?
- President Donald J. Trump delivers remarks during the American Farm Bureau Federation’s
- President-elect Donald Trump stepped in to provide a path to potentially avoid a government shutdown, just 24 hours after a deal negotiated by Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA) collapsed.
- Job Well Done: Congress Gives Itself a Raise with Last-Minute, 1,547-Page Spending Deal
- Congress Gives Itself a Raise with 1,547-Page Spending Deal
- 2,805
- Exclusive—Sen. Josh Hawley: Speaker Johnson’s Spending Bill Is ‘Hugely Harmful to President T
- Josh Hawley: Speaker Johnson’s Spending Bill Is ‘Hugely Harmful' to Trump
- 3,789
- Donald Trump Begins to Move Against Mike Johnson
- Donald Trump Begins to Move Against Mike Johnson
- 3,274
- Johnson Speakership Hangs in Balance as Spending Deal Collapses
- Johnson Speakership Hangs in Balance as Spending Deal Collapses
- 2,900
- Georgia Court of Appeals Disqualifies Fani Willis from RICO Case Against Donald Trump
- GA Court of Appeals Disqualifies Fani Willis from RICO Case Against Trump
- 2,646
- Report: 15-Year-Old Madison Christian School Shooter Had Two Guns
- Report: 15-Year-Old Madison Christian School Shooter Had 2 Guns
- 203
- Appellate Court Allows Joe Biden to Open Obamacare to DACA Illegal Aliens
- Appellate Court Allows Biden to Open Obamacare to DACA Illegals
- 360
- Trump Opposes Mike Johnson’s Spending Bill: ‘Totally Against It’
- Trump Opposes Mike Johnson's Spending Bill: 'Totally Against It'
- 3,426
- Report: Mike Johnson Cancels Appearance at Turning Point Event
- Report: Mike Johnson Cancels Appearance at Turning Point Event
- 184
- Oklahoma Executes Man Who Murdered and Nearly Beheaded 10-Year-Old Girl as Part of ‘Cannibali
- Oklahoma Executes Man Who Murdered and Nearly Beheaded 10-Year-Old Girl
- Delaware Dindu Busted Wandering on Streets with 630 Bags of Crack Cocaine.
- Dis ain't cocaine, it's salt, yo.
- Old Negress Jewel Thief Finally Captured at Perimeter Mall.
- Spic and Nigger Arrested After Robbing Woman at Parking Lot in Parx Casino.
- Squinty Eyed Man Busted After Bringing Firearms into Trump Tower.
- ................ Weather.
- Thu 19 | Night
- 42°
- 6%
- NNE
- 5
-
- mph
- Clear skies. Low 42F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
- 80%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 10:04 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 10:58 am
- Fri 20
- Sunny
- 68°
- /33°
- 6%
- NNE 13 mph
- Sat 21
- Sunny
- 64°
- /40°
- 3%
- E 5 mph
- Sun 22
- Partly Cloudy
- 66°
- /55°
- 5%
- SE 10 mph
- Mon 23
- Partly Cloudy
- 75°
- /62°
- 16%
- SSE 15 mph
- Tue 24
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 75°
- /54°
- 47%
- S 12 mph
- Wed 25
- Partly Cloudy
- 71°
- /56°
- 18%
- NNE 7 mph
- Thu 26
- Partly Cloudy
- 77°
- /57°
- 24%
- SSW 9 mph
- Fri 27
- Partly Cloudy
- 78°
- /59°
- 24%
- S 10 mph
- Sat 28
- Partly Cloudy
- 77°
- /54°
- 24%
- WSW 9 mph
- Sun 29
- Mostly Sunny
- 74°
- /50°
- 24%
- NW 11 mph
- Mon 30
- Sunny
- 75°
- /50°
- 24%
- WSW 10 mph
- Tue 31
- Partly Cloudy
- 70°
- /47°
- 24%
- WNW 12 mph
- Wed 01
- Mostly Cloudy
- 66°
- /45°
- 19%
- NNE 12 mph
- Thu 02
- Mostly Cloudy
- 64°
- /45°
- 24%
- E 11 mph
- ....................
- Current threat: Elves. 🧝🏼♂️
- ....................
- Boris Johnson
- Depending on your POV, Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson (srsly) is: (A) A shambolic posh fat idiot with no more political ability than a lit fart; (B) The Tory party's secret weapon and leader-in-waiting; (C) A dangerous political schemer of Machiavellian dimensions who hides his hideous potential under a superficial media-friendly veneer of bumbling affability; or (D) A highly-successful IRL Troll.
- It has been suggested that BJ's resistible rise to prominence has come about through his network of Tory friends, including his old fellow cokehead cronies in the Bullingdon Club, David Cameron and George Osborne, but nothing could be further from the truth. He is the British political system's embodiment of The Turd That Won't Flush Away. And on 23 June 2016, he blocked the nation's U-bend, establishing that he is in fact a stupid person who thinks he is a clever person pretending to be a stupid person.
- (( RESIGNED AS LEADER OF THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY ))
- ..................... In a world full of AIDS, you can't help but first point to #LRH:
- 08:59] <+milkness> that's a spicy meatball! *honk honk*
- [09:00] <+clrscrn> is it Prince Spaghetti Day?
- [09:01] <+milkness> it's the inaugural ok faggo
- [09:01] <+milkness> t
- [09:01] <+milkness> day!
- [09:01] <+clrscrn> https://youtu.be/P8ti1hnLiLw
- [09:01] <+milkness> oh yeah music
- [09:01] <+milkness> i was listening to the rain beginning
- [09:01] <+milkness> out there in the darkdark.
- [09:04] <+milkness> i chose some jaunty viagra boys *minces*
- [09:05] <+milkness> “The company Clear Foods recently analyzed 345 hot dog and sausage products from 75 brands and retailers and found are you hot dog lovers ready for this? Human DNA in 2% of the samples and in 2 thirds of the vegetarian samples.”
- [09:06] <+milkness> soylent
- ............................................................
- The papaya (Carica papaya), also known as the pawpaw, is a plant species in the family Caricaceae, and also the name of the plant's fruit. It was first domesticated in Mesoamerica, within modern-day southern Mexico and Central America, and is now grown in several countries in regions with a tropical climate. The papaya fruit is a large berry about 15 to 45 cm (5.9 to 17.7 in) long and 10 to 30 cm (3.9 to 11.8 in) in diameter. The fruit is cultivated for food, being typically consumed when ripe and eaten raw without skin or seeds. The black seeds are also edible and have a sharp, spicy taste. This photograph shows the longitudinal cross section of a papaya fruit lying on its side, with orange flesh and numerous black seeds visible. The picture was focus-stacked from seven separate images.
- Photograph credit: Ivar Leidus
- ...........
- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go make Spics Ahoy cookies out of some spics.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement
