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- Morning, you porch monkeys. Time for the news.
- Super Bowl Strip Show
- J-Lo (50), Shakira (43) Star in Hyper-Sexual ‘Half-Time’
- XXXFL: Pole Dancing, Crotch Grabbing, Tongue Waving — on ♀ Shaped Stage
- The Super Bowl LIV halftime show in Miami’s Hard Rock Stadium saw pop megastar Jennifer Lopez, 50, swinging and hanging from a supersized stripper pole, a compilation of crotch-grabbing, and singer Shakira co-headlining.
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- …Knife ’Attack’ Moments Later in Belgium
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- Catholic Church in Nigeria Appeals to the West: ‘Make Known the Atrocities’
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- USA Slams Arab League Rejection of Peace Plan…
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- …Abbas Cutting Ties with Israel over Proposal
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- Schiff Galaxy Brain: Impeachment Worked…
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- …Dershowitz: No, It Didn’t…
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- …Jordan: Bipartisan Majority to Acquit Trump…
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- …MSNBC: Senate GOP Can Kiss Majority Goodbye
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- Super Troll Sunday!
- Trump: Bloomberg Wants Box to Stand on for Debate…
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- …Bloomberg Campaign Aide: Trump Only Thinks About Golf, Cheeseburgers, Porn
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- CNN, Des Moines Register Cancel Iowa Poll After Buttigieg Left Out
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- Bloomberg Uses Gun Control Fail — to Push More Gun Control…
- AWR HAWKINS
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- Tomorrow: Democrats Duke it Out for Iowa Caucus
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- Shock Poll: Sanders Could Sweep Early Primary States
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- Confusion: Kerry Sez Joe to Fight ‘AR-16s’
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- FNC’s Wallace Confronts Klobuchar over Prosecutor Past
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- Pete’s Final Iowa Pitch: Not Scared of Trump Tweets…
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- …Sez SNL Impeachment Cold Open ‘Had More Integrity’ Than Senate Trial
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- …RNC Chair Ronna McDaniel Mocks Billionaire’s Crowd Sizes
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- Andrew McCarthy: House Democrats Could Continue Impeachment Investigation
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
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- Romney ‘not Invited’ to CPAC After Voting in Favor of Impeachment Witnesses
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- MSNBC’s O’Donnell: The Senate Is American Democracy’s ‘Most Serious Structural Flaw’
- IAN HANCHETT
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- GOP Sen. Alexander: Trump’s Actions ‘Wrong’ but ‘a Long Way’ from Impeachable
- IAN HANCHETT
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- Warren: GOP Gave Trump ‘Permission to Conspire with Foreign Governments’
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- Cotton: Impeachment About Getting Susan Collins Out of the Senate
- JEFF POOR
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- Ernst: Obama’s Actions More Impeachable Than What Trump Did
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- Angus King: GOP Senators Denying Witnesses Was a ‘Travesty’
- PAM KEY
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- China Virus Death Toll Surges Past 300
- China Virus Death Toll Surges Past 300
- BREITBART NEWS
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- Thailand sees apparent success treating virus with drug cocktail
- …Thailand Sees Apparent Success Treating…
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- Italy Declares State of Emergency Over Wuhan Coronavirus
- …Italy Declares State of Emergency
- Exclusive Video: Boris 5G Deal with Huawei Is ‘Madness’ – Hong Kong Watch Founder
- Exclusive Video: Boris 5G Deal with Huawei Is ‘Madness’
- KURT ZINDULKA
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- Pope Francis: Every Baptized Christian Is Called to Be a Missionary
- Pope Francis: Every Baptized Christian Is Called to Be a Missionary
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- Hate Case Dropped Against Teen Who Criticised Islam and Got Death Threats
- Hate Case Dropped Against Teen Who Criticised Islam and Got Death Threats
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- Abortion Survivors Group: Make a Statement ‘Fox Will Feel’ After Pro-Life Super Bowl Ad Censorship
- Abortion Survivors Group: Make a Statement ‘Fox Will Feel’ After Pro-Life Super Bowl Ad Censorship
- ROBERT KRAYCHIK
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- Parkland’s Marjory Stoneman Douglas Football Team Takes Part in Super Bowl LIV Rehearsal
- Marjory Stoneman Douglas Team Takes Part in Super Bowl LIV Rehearsal
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- Super Bowl Survey: Pittsburgh Best City for Football Fans, KC, Miami in Top Ten
- Super Bowl Survey: Pittsburgh Best City for Football Fans, KC, Miami in Top Ten
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- Report: DNC Members Exploring Rule Change to Stop Bernie Sanders
- DNC Gets Ready to Rig Primary Against Bernie — Again?…
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- Mike Bloomberg Offers ’60 Million’ Latinos: $15 Per Hour Plus Mass Migration
- …Bloomberg Promises Mass Immigration
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- Pro-life Democrats ‘Fed Up’ with Party’s ‘Abortion Extremism’
- Pro-life Democrats Ready Revolt Over Abortion Worship?
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- PETA Chief: It Is ‘Derogatory’ to Call Animals ‘Pets’
- Shock: CNN, Des Moines Register Bury Iowa Poll
- Shock: CNN, Des Moines Register Bury Iowa Poll
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- American Conservative Union Formally Disinvites Mitt Romney from CPAC
- American Conservative Union Formally Disinvites Mitt Romney from CPAC
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- AP: Super Bowl Honors Kobe with Moment of Silence
- AP: Super Bowl Honors Kobe with Moment of Silence
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- Mini Mike Bloomberg's Super Bowl Gun Control Push Widely Rejected
- Mini Mike Bloomberg's Super Bowl Gun Control Push Widely Rejected
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- WATCH: Jay-Z, Beyonce, Sit During the National Anthem
- WATCH: Jay-Z, Beyonce, Sit During the National Anthem
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- GOP Senator Warns Biden Could Be Impeached over Ukraine
- GOP Senator Warns Biden Could Be Impeached over Ukraine
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- UK: Streatham Knifeman Named, Was a Terrorist Freed from Prison Early
- UK: Streatham Knifeman Named, Was a Terrorist Freed from Prison Early
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- Super Bowl Halftime Show: J-Lo Slides Down Stripper Pole
- Super Bowl Halftime Show: J-Lo Slides Down Stripper Pole
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- WATCH: J-Lo and Shakira Halftime Show Features Kids in Cages
- WATCH: J-Lo and Shakira Halftime Show Features Kids in Cages
- Sweden: Woman Knifed as She Tried to Board a Tram in Gothenburg
- Charles Martel
- Public transportation really does seem to bring out the vibrant in the migrant.
- Mexican Faces Deportation for Hit-and-Run That Killed 82-Year-Old White Woman
- Charles Martel
- White Woman Sues Lyft and the Negro Driver She Claims Raped Her
- Charles Martel
- White Husband and Wife Get Shot to Death by Their Adopted Colored Son
- ............... Weather.
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- Current threat: The chink virus. ☣️️
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- Robin Williams
- Robin Williams was a tomato-faced comedian whose most prominent roles were of an animated genie who develops a crush on a homeless boy, an adult who becomes a cross-dressing nanny in order to be around children, a manchild named Jack attempting to fit in with children, and an adult playing a scary game with children.
- His death last Thursday spawned much wailing and memorial page tourism from the internet community, all of whom had downloaded his movies for free in memoriam. Ultimately, Williams died the David Carradine way, with a belt and a bottle of Jergens.
- His daughter Zelda's internet career also died shortly after he did when trolls bombarded her with fake photos of her dead dad.
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- Ronald McNair (left), Guion Bluford (center) and Frederick D. Gregory (right) were the first three African-American astronauts to travel into space. Bluford became the second person of African descent, and the first African American, in space, as part of the STS-8 mission, which launched on August 30, 1983. He was a NASA mission specialist on three more Space Shuttle missions: STS-61-A, STS-39 and STS-53. McNair became the second African American to travel into space, as mission specialist on STS-41-B, which launched on February 3, 1984. He died on his second mission, STS-51-L, which ended in the Space Shuttle Challenger disaster on January 28, 1986. Gregory was the first African American to pilot a Space Shuttle, during STS-51-B, which launched on April 29, 1985. He became the first African American to command a mission, during STS-33, and was also the commander of STS-44.
- This picture shows the three astronauts in 1978, the year in which they were selected as members of NASA Astronaut Group 8, along with thirty-two others.
- Photograph credit: NASA; restored by Coffeeandcrumbs
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go get high by drinking a bunch of hand sanitizer.
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