For M or F or whatever else you classify as nowadays.

Yep, you red that correctly. One my recently thought up fantasies involve very young children, 10 below, whatever your comfortable with. Younger the better.

You saw the tent I was in, at the carnival, it just said "Painting." You probably assumed it just meant face-painting, or something. Wrong. You walk in and soon find out. You still enjoy it, but know its different.

I will be playing a 25 year old woman named Miss Jennifer who uses your body as a canvas. I mean real brushes, and real paint. That wasn't some dirty slang.

I will be painting pretty much everything on you. All one color. But you get to choose upon entering my tent. After I'm done I take pictures, wash you off, and send you on your way. But you always come back, I love to try other colors on you. Eventually I decide to just keep you, and take you to my home. Which happens to also be a fine art gallery, where I force you to stand still. You notice it's not as fun as it used to be, and start being a bit troublesome, wishing it was over. You don't get to eat. You will not use the bathroom. And if people are in the gallery you are not to move a muscle, or facial expression. You do not talk, you are just my piece of art, and fine art speaks for itself, so if I catch you talking, you will be punished. I have special paint that leaves a burning feeling. You're lucky I'm letting you stand, some of my other pieces of art are nailed to the wall. You wouldn't want to join them would you?  And remember, if someone takes a picture and the flash goes off, you sure as hell better not blink. I'm not afraid to chop a finger or two off if I need to, maybe sew them onto your nipples, what a fine unique piece of art you'd be.

But that wouldn't happen would it?

You're going to be a good little piece of art for me aren't you?

Miss Jennifer will punish bad little pieces of art..