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- Morning, ya fuckin niggerbockers. Time for the news.
- President Trump Pardons Sixteen People Including Charlie Kushner, Paul Manafort, Roger Stone
- In this July 17, 2016 file photo, Trump Campaign Chairman Paul Manafort talks to reporters on the floor of the Republican National Convention at Quicken Loans Arena in Cleveland as Rick Gates listens at back left. Emails obtained by The Associated Press shed new light on the activities of a …
- President Donald Trump issued another round of pardons on Wednesday to sixteen people, including his former campaign manager Paul Manafort, his sometimes adviser Roger Stone, and his son-in-law Jared Kushner’s father, Charlie Kushner.
- Disgraced Ex-Rep. Katie Hill Sues RedState, Daily Mail over Nude Photo Scandal
- Disgraced Ex-Rep. Katie Hill Sues RedState, Daily Mail over Nude Photo Scandal
- 693
- Anthony Fauci: U.S. Will Reach ‘Very Close to a Degree of Normality’ Next Fall If Majority of Population Is Vaccinated
- Fauci: U.S. Close to Normal by Fall with Vaccine…
- 736
- …D.C. Mayor Proclaims Christmas Eve as ‘Dr. Anthony Fauci Day’
- 457
- Fitton: Hope for a Failed Election
- 734
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Is Sleek in Slick Black Leather Louboutin Boots
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Is Sleek in Slick Black Leather Louboutin Boots
- 284
- ‘Feliz Navidad’ Singer José Feliciano Explains God’s Plan for His Life and His Pro-Life Conversion
- ‘Feliz Navidad’ Singer José Feliciano Explains God’s Plan for His Life and His Pro-Life Conversion
- 108
- Hollywood Elites Upset ‘Minari’ Competing in Foreign Language Category
- DAVID NG
- 63
- Actor Organizes Christmas Caroling Event to Protest CA Lockdowns
- 757
- Neighbors Call Police After Pop Star’s Family Ignore Social Distancing During Wedding
- 141
- Gal Gadot Defends Being Cast as Cleopatra As Activists Accuse Director of ‘Whitewashing’
- Gal Gadot Defends Being Cast as Cleopatra As Activists Accuse Director of ‘Whitewashing’
- 1,383
- Trump Vetoes Defense Bill: ‘Gift to China and Russia’
- 1,378
- …EXCLUSIVE: ZOA Blasts Attack on Grenell
- 100
- Jewish Democratic Leader Smears Richard Grenell as Nazi Supporter…
- 903
- Lindsey Graham Supports President Trump’s Demand to Increase Direct Payments
- 348
- Andrew Yang Files Paperwork to Run for NYC Mayor
- 1,772
- OKC-Houston Game Postponed, Harden Out After COVID Violation
- 72
- Australian Writer Held Captive by China Alleges Torture in Christmas Message
- 63
- Journalist Who Reported Erdogan-ISIS Ties Gets 27 Years in Prison
- 43
- October’s Durable Goods Manufacturing Growth Was More Impressive Than We Thought
- Durable Goods Mfg. Growth Was More Impressive Than We Thought
- 20
- EXCLUSIVE–Lauren Boebert: ‘I Will Carry a Firearm Each Day in D.C.’
- EXCLUSIVE–Lauren Boebert: ‘I Will Carry a Firearm Each Day in D.C.’
- AWR HAWKINS
- 957
- Rep. Richard Hudson: ATF Reversal on Pistol Braces Is ‘Injustice’
- Rep. Richard Hudson: ATF Reversal on Pistol Braces Is ‘Injustice’
- 479
- Attorney Marc Elias Leads Democrat Effort to Overturn House Race in Iowa’s 2nd District
- Attorney Marc Elias Leads Democrat Effort to Overturn House Race in Iowa’s 2nd District
- 2,670
- NY AG James: Trump’s Martial Law Meeting ‘Is an Act of Sedition’
- NY AG James: Trump’s Martial Law Meeting ‘Is an Act of Sedition’
- 4,016
- Apple Wants to Build Cars by 2024
- Apple Wants to Build Cars by 2024
- 112
- Apple CEO Tim Cook Refused to Meet with Elon Musk About Buying Tesla
- 36
- Website Invites Parents to Track ‘Woke’ Curriculum in Schools
- 413
- Coronavirus Stimulus Package Specifically Blocks School Choice
- Coronavirus Stimulus Package Specifically Blocks School Choice
- 291
- Dark Winter: Household Spending Drops For First Time in Seven Months
- Dark Winter: Household Spending Drops For First Time in Seven Months
- JOHN CARNEY
- 478
- Consumer Sentiment Tumbled in Late December
- Consumer Sentiment Tumbled in Late December
- 527
- Democrats Rally Around Trump’s Call for $2K Stimulus Checks: ‘Whaddya Say, Mitch?’
- Dems Rally Around Trump’s Call for $2K Checks
- But What About Pork?
- All eyes on McConnell…
- 8,250
- Amy Klobuchar Rages over Trump’s Reaction to Coronavirus Bill: ‘He Is Literally Trying to Burn This Country Down’
- …Klobuchar Leads Opposition: Trump ’Trying to Burn This Country Down’
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 814
- Tucker: Congress Has Told Americans ‘You Got $600, So Shut Up’
- 142
- All Over by Christmas? Boris Holding Calls with Eurocrats to Deliver Deal Farage Warned Is ‘Brexit in Name Only’
- ‘Brexit in Name Only’ Agreement Expected Today
- 1,228
- Anonymous Donor Leaves Diamond Ring Worth over $6K in Salvation Army’s Red Kettle
- Anonymous Donor Leaves Diamond Ring Worth $6K+ in Salvation Army Kettle
- 366
- VIDEO: Cook County Employees Join One Day Strike to Demand Pandemic Pay
- Cook County Employees Join 1-Day Strike to Demand Pandemic Pay
- 668
- …Biggs: Trump should Pocket Veto
- 515
- Carney: Congress Should Not Have Cut Stimulus Payments
- 367
- …Ossoff Too
- 303
- …Pelosi Agrees…
- 6,979
- Donald Trump Demands Congress Add $2000 Direct Payments to Coronavirus Relief Bill
- Trump: Fix COVID Bill!
- Demands $2k Direct to Americans, Slash Pork…
- 17,114
- Garcetti Vetoes Plan to Redistribute Police Funding — Not Progressive Enough!
- 712
- Jobless Claims Top 800,000 For Third Straight Week
- Jobless Claims Top 800,000 for Third Week
- JOHN CARNEY
- 2,205
- Trump Issues Full Pardons to Two Former Border Patrol Agents
- Trump Issues Full Pardons to Two Former Border Patrol Agents…
- 1,622
- …Klobuchar: Trump ’Burning Down House of Justice as He Walks Out Door’
- 3,964
- Joe Biden: Two Million Migrants May Hit the Border
- Biden: 2M Migrants May Hit Border
- 3,926
- Delingpole: Eric Clapton Sings Anti-Lockdown Song; Trolls Mock His Dead Kid
- Eric Clapton Sings Anti-Lockdown Song; Trolls Mock His Dead Son
- 3,680
- Kal Penn and Kumail Nanjiani Attack David Perdue and Mobilize Georgia Voters Ahead of Senate Election
- Kal Penn, Kumail Nanjiani Attack David Perdue and Mobilize Georgia Voters Ahead of Senate Election
- 191
- George Clooney Gushes Over ‘Very Smart, Wise’ Biden: ‘This Is Joe Biden’s Moment’
- George Clooney Gushes Over ‘Very Smart, Wise’ Biden
- 7,438
- Donald Trump Pardons Fifteen Americans Including George Papadopoulos
- Trump Pardons 15 Americans Including George Papadopoulos
- 2,924
- 1,929
- NHL to Allow Advertising on Helmets
- NHL to Allow Advertising on Helmets
- 330
- Navy and Air Force to Play on the 20th Anniversary of 9/11
- Navy and Air Force to Play on the 20th Anniversary of 9/11
- 55
- Joe Biden: Some Claims About Hunter’s Dealings ‘Russian Disinformation,’ No Discussion of Son in Search for AG
- Joe Biden: Some Claims About Hunter’s Dealings ‘Russian Disinformation’
- 2,102
- Rove: Flynn’s Martial Law Idea ‘Idiotic’– Powell’s Lawsuits Could Be Debunked by ‘Any Idiot’
- Rove: Flynn’s Martial Law Idea ‘Idiotic’– Powell’s Lawsuits Could Be Debunked by ‘Any Idiot’
- 3,029
- Tulsi Gabbard: Coronavirus Relief Package a ‘Slap in the Face’ to Struggling Americans
- Tulsi Gabbard: Coronavirus Relief Package a ‘Slap in the Face’ to Struggling Americans
- 687
- Joe Biden to Tap Connecticut Schools Chief as Education Secretary
- Biden to Tap Connecticut Schools Chief as Education Secretary
- 142
- China Drafts Law Regulating How Much Guests Can Eat at Weddings
- China Drafts Law Regulating How Much Guests Can Eat at Weddings
- FRANCES MARTEL
- 185
- Nolte: British Censors Slap ‘Flash Gordon’ with ‘Offensive Warning’
- 467
- Joe Biden’s Holiday Message on Coronavirus: ‘Our Darkest Days … Are Ahead of Us’
- President-Elect Doom
- 🎄Joe Biden’s Holiday Message:🎄‘Our Darkest Days’ of Coronavirus ‘Are Ahead of Us’
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 10,116
- Joe Biden: I Can Work with Republicans Once Donald Trump Is ‘Out of the Way’
- …I Can Work with GOP Once Trump ‘Out of the Way’…
- 1,684
- Joe Biden / YouTube
- …Brain Freeze: Calls Reporter ‘One Horse Pony’ After Question About Son Hunter
- 7,113
- Ex-Rep. Katie Hill Sues RedState, Daily Mail over Nude Photo Scandal
- Ex-Rep. Katie Hill Sues RedState, Daily Mail over Nude Photo Scandal
- 693
- Georgia Poll: Raphael Warnock, Jon Ossoff Lead GOP Incumbents
- Georgia Poll: Raphael Warnock, Jon Ossoff Lead GOP Incumbents
- 6,729
- Biden to Give Foreigners in Mexico Better Housing, Coronavirus Tests
- Biden to Give Foreigners in Mexico Better Housing, Coronavirus Tests
- 2,085
- Biden to Dismantle U.S. Agreements with Central America
- Biden to Dismantle U.S. Agreements with Central America
- 7,993
- Toomey: We Should Pass COVID Bill, Then Debate Additional Payments
- Toomey: We Should Pass COVID Bill, Then Debate Additional Payments
- 699
- Sellers: Blackwater Pardon 'Stain' on 'Evangelicals Who Lift' Trump Up
- Sellers: Blackwater Pardon 'Stain' on 'Evangelicals Who Lift' Trump Up
- 517
- Jobless Claims Top 800,000 For Third Straight Week
- Jobless Claims Top 800,000 For Third Straight Week
- 2,205
- Hope for a Failed Election
- Hope for a Failed Election
- 734
- Brexit Deal Imminent, Boris Haggling over Scale of Fishing Surrender
- Brexit Deal Imminent, Boris Haggling over Scale of Fishing Surrender
- 379
- Rove: Flynn Martial Law Idea 'Idiotic,' Any Idiot' Could Debunk Powell
- Rove: Flynn Martial Law Idea 'Idiotic,' Any Idiot' Could Debunk Powell
- Philly: Knee Grow Shoots at Officer's Face, Misses, Gets Arrested.
- The bongo beaters are starting to get on my nerves.
- New York: Curry Injun Arrested for Attempting to Cut off Woman's Head for Bitcoin.
- Chink Arrested in Queens After Starting Fire With Accelerant and Killing Two Men in Apartment by Trapping Them While Fire Ignited.
- Simian Georgetown Football Player Arrested for Fatal Shooting and Connection to Robbery.
- ........... Hey, maybe the weather will cheer you up.
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- Current threat: Falling iguanas. 🦎
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- Destructoid
- Destructoid is a sad excuse for a video game site that is run and staffed by a rotating roster radical feminists, alcoholics and other psychopaths who are regularly replaced because they were either fired over personal conflicts with the corrupt owners, quit over not wanting to be associated with the corrupt owners or simply high-tailed it out of there because it's a shithole anyway and now also seems to be circling the drain. The stories on the site have zero real content and are all some combination of extremist left propaganda written by the sites pro-sjw (yet oddly predominantly male, straight and white) staff and game advertisements paid for either by the sidebar ads or directly by the game developers masquerading as objective articles (the ones that weren't written by personal friends of the piece's subject, that is).
- Destructoid was outed during GamerGate by one of it's ex-employees for having fired him because exposed Chloe Sagal and her fraudulent charity drive for a made up terminal illness and then colluded to have him blacklisted from the industry for it. Further digging that was brought on by this exposed allegations corruption and possibly rape.
- (( FAT FUCK CENTRAL ))
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- Happy Christmas eve, biyatch. Remember to drink some eggnog and rape niggars.
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- Ambrosius Bosschaert (1573–1621) was a Flemish-born Dutch still-life painter and art dealer. A rising interest in botany and a passion for flowers led to an increase in still-life paintings of flowers at the end of the 1500s in the Netherlands and Germany, and Bosschaert was the first great Dutch specialist in the genre. In this oil-on-copper painting, butterflies, a dragonfly, a bumblebee and a caterpillar are nestled among roses, forget-me-nots, lilies-of-the-valley, tulips and other flowers. The painting is in the collection of the J. Paul Getty Museum in Los Angeles, California.
- Painting credit: Ambrosius Bosschaert
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go steal some women's panties at the Laundromat.
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