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- Kamala Harris Avoids Unscripted Interviews for 19 Straight Days
- Golf Legend Chi Chi Rodriguez Dies at 88
- Report: Tim Walz Met with Muslim Cleric Who Promoted Pro-Hitler Film
- MRC: X/Twitter Boosts Leftist Media, Diminishes Conservative Media
- BND Pod. Ep. 592: Rep. Pete Stauber on How Tim Walz Has Hurt Minnesotans
- Officer Says He Warned Secret Service to Secure Rooftop 5 Days Before Rally
- Kamala Harris Deploys Fake Southern-Fried Twang with Michigan Auto Workers
- Poll: Americans ‘Overwhelmingly’ Back Israel, Demand Hamas’ Removal
- FTX Ordered to Pay $12.7 Billion to Victims of Sam Bankman-Fried's Fraud
- World Anti-Doping Agency Targets U.S. Athletes
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- EXCLUSIVE: Trump Tells Breitbart News Kamala’s Russia-Ukraine Policy Could Lead to World War 3
- Former POTUS Says He’ll Solve Crisis ‘Before I Get to the White House After I’m President-Elect’
- President Donald Trump listens during a meeting of the President's National Council o
- Former President Donald Trump told Breitbart News exclusively on Thursday evening that he intends to negotiate peace between Russia and Ukraine as President-elect before he even is sworn in as the next president of the United States.
- Kamala’s Detroit Rally Ends in Disaster, Thousands Stranded, Staffers Break Down in Tears
- Kamala Detroit Rally Ends in Disaster, Thousands Stranded
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- Harris Campaign Unable to Address Stolen Valor Accusations Plaguing Tim Walz
- Harris Campaign Unable to Address Stolen Valor Accusations Plaguing Walz
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- A-Walz: Kamala’s Running Mate Broke Pledge to Deploy to Iraq in 2005: ‘I Have a Respons
- Walz Pledged to Go to Iraq in 2005: 'I Have a Responsibility to Serve'
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- Scaramucci: Trump Calling VP Harris Dumb a ‘Sign of His Racism’
- Scaramucci: Trump Calling VP Harris Dumb a 'Sign of His Racism'
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- Trump: Assassination Attempt Doesn’t Change Fact Americans ‘Need Guns for Protection
- Trump: Failed Assassination Didn't Change Fact That Citizens Need Guns
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- Trump, at Press Conference, Calls Out ‘First Loser” Kamala Harris For Winning ‘No
- Trump, at Press Conference, Calls Out 'First Loser" Kamala Harris
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- Kevin Durant: ‘A lot of Great Things Happen’ in America
- Kevin Durant: 'A lot of Great Things Happen' in America
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- WATCH: Kamala Harris Uses Exact Same Script, Again and Again
- WATCH: Kamala Harris Uses Exact Same Script, Again and Again
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- Polls: Donald Trump’s Popularity Approaches Historic High 3 Months Before Election
- Polls: Trump's Popularity Approaches Historic High 3 Months Before Election
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- Hollywood Recession: Paramount Global to Cut 15 Percent of Its Workforce
- Hollywood Recession: Paramount Global to Cut 15 Percent of Its Workforce
- Gwinnett County: Negroid Arrested in Relation to Daughter's Death.
- Niggers are always great parents.
- Negress Shoves 2 People onto Oncoming Essex Street Train Tracks, Killing Them.
- Fat Niggerbitch Arrested in Ohio After Butchering 3-Year-Old White Kid.
- Negro Marcus Williamson Arrested for Burglary.
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- Rick and Morty
- Rick and Morty is Adult Swim's barely disguised ripoff of American Dad—which was itself a ripoff of Family Guy, complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from The Simpsons and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty stole its main characters from "Back to the Future", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.
- The show panders to a fanbase of mentally-challenged pseudo-intellectuals who actually believe that the show is extremely deep and highly scientific in its depiction of convoluted sci-fi garbage and constant poop jokes. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of sick fucks who draw incest porn of the show's characters and then post it on DevianTART.
- As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.
- The show stars a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much FGT, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.
- There's currently 5 seasons of this shit; and counting. The fanbase is emotionally stunted, cuntilicious and beefcurtainy beyond all belief. Go and look at some of the FB fan groups for extra-deep blood sodomy with a portal gun. And don't forget the pickles.
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- Here's Anglin.
- Maduro Blocks Twitter for 10 Days, Urges Supporters to Move to WeChat, Telegram
- Andrew Anglin August 9, 2024
- #ÚLTIMAHORA Nicolás Maduro ordena el bloqueo de la red social X (Twitter) en Venezuela por 10 días https://t.co/yWR2XG4pn5 pic.twitter.com/2JbhyD9ViQ
- — Monitoreamos (@monitoreamos) August 8, 2024
- Eventually, everyone ends up agreeing with me. It’s just a question of “how much pain do you want to go through before you admit I’m right?”
- I told all of the leaders of governments “you have to get off of American social media, the Americans will do a revolution against you. Call the Chinese and ask them to do a brand promotion for your country.”
- It’s unfortunate that so many people wait for things to go bad before taking my advice.
- Reuters:
- Venezuelan President Nicolas Maduro on Thursday took tensions with social media platform X and its owner Elon Musk to new heights, banning the platform in the South American country for 10 days amid furore over a disputed presidential election.
- Maduro said he signed a resolution presented by regulator Conatel which “has decided to take social network X, formerly known as Twitter, out of circulation for 10 days” and accused Musk of inciting hate, civil war, and death.
- Yeah, that’s his whole life.
- He designs exploding cars and he turned his own son into a tranny.
- He has diabetes. He is a racist.
- He will do a revolution in your country, simply because he enjoys hatred and death.
- “X get out of Venezuela for 10 days!” he said in a speech which was broadcast on state television.
- Maduro and Musk have frequently traded barbs over X, with the platform’s owner comparing the Venezuelan president to a donkey, while Maduro has blamed Musk for being a driving force behind protests and dissent following the election.
- They have also offered and accepted challenges to fight each other in comments on X and via Venezuelan state television.
- Fight update.
- The Billionaire vs. El Presidente
- Elon Musk vs. Nicolás Maduro
- Maduro has proposed a venue for the fight, and accepts a modified wager. Musk must accompany Maduro on his flight to Mars.
- The Poliedro de Caracas
- According to Wikipedia, (“Caracas Polyhedron… pic.twitter.com/js3M8CKAiN
- — Keyser Smöze (@KeyserSmoze) August 2, 2024
- The temporary ban on X represents another swipe at Big Tech, after Maduro this week urged supporters to abandon Meta-owned WhatsApp in favor of Telegram or WeChat, saying the messaging app was being used to threaten the families of soldiers and police officers.
- Telegram is really fine also, because the feeds can’t be manipulated. People have to purposefully sign up to a channel.
- On Facebook or Twitter, it will just pop up on your screen like “hi, kids, do you like violence? Do you want to overthrow the government and kill as many people as the Jews did?”
- Telegram, WeChat. That’s the way to go.
- The reason he’s only banning it for ten days is because he doesn’t want to make the good people who used it mad. That’s why I told all of these governments: before the revolutions starts, phase these apps out. Announce you’re banning them in 6 months or even 12 months, tell people to move their business off of Facebook and Twitter onto Telegram and WeChat before the deadline.
- Instead, countries get in these emergency situations when all of a sudden the Americans decide to pull the rug, and they freak out.
- It’s unfortunate. Everything would be so much easier if people would just take what I say seriously, and follow my advice.
- It was not advice because I don’t give financial advice, but I suggested people may be happy if they bought Bitcoin at $16,000. I said Nvidia in late 2022.
- But no one ever listens to me.
- It’s wild.
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- John C. Dancy (1857–1920) was an American politician, journalist, and educator. For many years he was the editor of African Methodist Episcopal newspapers Star of Zion and then Zion Quarterly. In 1897 he was appointed collector of customs at Wilmington, North Carolina, but was chased out of town in the Wilmington massacre of 1898, in part for his activity in the National Afro-American Council which he helped found and of which he was an officer. He then moved to Washington, D.C., where he served as recorder of deeds from 1901 to 1910. His political appointments came in part as a result of the influence of his ally, Booker T. Washington.
- Photograph credit: Turner; restored by Adam Cuerden
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