Advertisement
Not a member of Pastebin yet?
Sign Up,
it unlocks many cool features!
- ...............Test 1...............
- ...............Test 2...............
- ...............Test 3...............
- ..................... Test complete.
- HEY IT'S ME, TOM BERGERON JUST LETTING YOU KNOW TO GAS THE KIKES AND TO CHOP OFF THE LEGS OFF FAGGOTS AND USE THEM FOR MY NEW SRHINE THAT YOU WILL CARRY MEAROUND IN!
- ’Bonanza for America!!!’
- Trump: Tariffs Will Lead to Income Tax Relief, Elimination
- ’External IRS Is Happening’
- U.S. President Donald Trump displays a signed executive order imposing tariffs on imported
- President Donald Trump said Sunday that his tariff policy will substantially reduce, even “completely eliminate,” income taxes for some American workers.
- Potty-Mouthed Democrats Use Profanity in Attempt to Snag Votes
- Potty-Mouthed Democrats Use Profanity in Attempt to Snag Votes
- 3,772
- Raskin: Trump Administration Officials Could Be Arrested for Kidnapping
- Raskin: Trump Administration Officials Could Be Arrested for Kidnapping
- 4,357
- Zelensky Publicly Rejected Trump’s Peace Plan, Preferring Push For Maximalist Total Victory S
- Zelensky Rejects Trump's Peace Plan, Preferring Total Victory Scenario
- 7,678
- President Trump: Tariffs Will Lead to Income Tax Relief, Even Elimination
- President Trump: Tariffs Will Lead to Income Tax Relief, Even Elimination
- 2,824
- Christie: SCOTUS Presidential Immunity Ruling Could Cover Wisconsin Judge
- Christie: SCOTUS Presidential Immunity Ruling Could Cover Wisconsin Judge
- 798
- Pope Funeral: World Leaders, Faithful Pack Vatican as Francis Laid to Rest
- World Leaders, Faithful Pack Vatican as Pope Francis Laid to Rest
- 3,826
- Rep. Tom Tiffany Calls for Wisconsin Judge to Resign for Protecting Illegal Aliens ‘over the
- Rep. Tiffany Calls for Judge to Resign for Putting Illegal Aliens over Law
- 27
- Report: Police Bust Illegal Accused of Swiping DHS Secretary Kristi Noem’s Purse
- Report: Police Bust Illegal Accused of Swiping Kristi Noem's Purse
- 1,399
- WATCH: Feds Bust 114 Illegal Aliens During Raid at Colorado Underground Nightclub
- WATCH: Feds Bust 114 Illegals in Colorado Raid
- 61
- Schumer Doesn’t Rule Out Impeachment: ‘Trump Is Violating Rule of Law’
- Schumer Doesn't Rule Out Impeachment: Trump Violating Rule of Law Every Day
- Monkey Man Shows His Penis to 13-Year-Old Girl After Grabbing 2 Boys by the Wrist to Bring Them to His Apartment.
- This is the type of negro you want around your kids.
- Erectus Punches Man in the Head at Girard Park Basketball Court, Killing Him.
- Baboon Breaks Locks Down at Bronx Laundromat, Tries to Steal Change, Smashes Cameras, Then Flees.
- Fat Sheboon Steals Ribs from Jonesboro Deli, Manager Chases Her, Negress Hits Her with Purse Full of Ribs.
- ..................... Time for the weather, after talking about the people that look like Noah Trevor.
- Tonight
- Cloudy
- --
- /71°
- 15%
- SSE 12 mph
- Sun 27 | Night
- 71°
- 15%
- SSE 12 mph
- Cloudy. Low 71F. Winds SSE at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 91%
- UV Index
- 0 of 11
- Moonrise
- 6:29 am
- New Moon
- Moonset
- 8:21 pm
- Mon 28
- Cloudy
- 87°
- /71°
- 9%
- SSE 19 mph
- Tue 29
- AM Clouds/PM Sun
- 88°
- /72°
- 11%
- SSE 17 mph
- Wed 30
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 85°
- /66°
- 47%
- S 19 mph
- Thu 01
- Partly Cloudy
- 89°
- /68°
- 24%
- S 9 mph
- Fri 02
- PM Thunderstorms
- 83°
- /65°
- 46%
- ENE 11 mph
- Sat 03
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 84°
- /66°
- 31%
- E 9 mph
- Sun 04
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 83°
- /69°
- 38%
- SE 14 mph
- Mon 05
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 84°
- /68°
- 35%
- SE 16 mph
- Tue 06
- Thunderstorms
- 79°
- /65°
- 60%
- SE 13 mph
- Wed 07
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 82°
- /63°
- 53%
- SE 10 mph
- Thu 08
- Partly Cloudy
- 86°
- /65°
- 24%
- E 9 mph
- Fri 09
- Partly Cloudy
- 89°
- /65°
- 24%
- SE 10 mph
- Sat 10
- Partly Cloudy
- 89°
- /65°
- 24%
- E 9 mph
- Sun 11
- Partly Cloudy
- 90°
- /66°
- 16%
- ESE 10 mph
- ...................
- Current threat: The new Pope. 👨🏻⚖️
- ...................
- Rick and Morty
- Rick and Morty is Adult Swim's barely disguised ripoff of American Dad—which was itself a ripoff of Family Guy, complete with idiotic pop-culture references, forced memes and constant sex jokes for cheap laughs. While Family Guy stole its main characters from The Simpsons and made them even more tiring and boring to watch, Rick and Morty stole its main characters from "Back to the Future", but instead of learning how to make interesting and lovable characters who can go fantastic adventures, this show prefers to show dysfunctional characters yelling and screaming at each other for half an hour, feigning clever and realsitic relationships.
- The show panders to a fanbase of mentally-challenged pseudo-intellectuals who actually believe that the show is extremely deep and highly scientific in its depiction of convoluted sci-fi garbage and constant poop jokes. The show has also done a shout-out to the plethora of sick fucks who draw incest porn of the show's characters and then post it on DevianTART.
- As with all other Adult Swim shows, it has the child appeal equivalent to that of anything airing on Disney XD, animation that isn't much above what high-school, first year art students could make in their personal deviantART doodlebooks, along with repetitive episodes which entail many sexual, mutated, gore-filled adventures that are too fucked up to air on any other basic cable channel.
- The show stars a batshit-insane, drunken grandpa; named Rick, and his queer 14-year-old grandson; Morty and the retarded catastrophic abominations they create on their time-wasting journeys across the universe. It was originally just a merciful film short before Cartoon Network found out they had too much FGT, so they threw it at this and boom, we have our new show, 21-minute-long episodes of pure shitfests and scientific failure.
- There's currently 5 seasons of this shit; and counting. The fanbase is emotionally stunted, cuntilicious and beefcurtainy beyond all belief. Go and look at some of the FB fan groups for extra-deep blood sodomy with a portal gun. And don't forget the pickles.
- (( IM PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!! ))
- ...................................................................
- Selection on the ramp at Auschwitz II–Birkenau from the Auschwitz Album, a photographic record of the Holocaust during World War II. It and the Sonderkommando photographs are among the small number of visual documents that show the operations of Auschwitz II–Birkenau, the German extermination camp in occupied Poland. Originally titled "Resettlement of the Jews from Hungary" (Umsiedlung der Juden aus Ungarn), it shows a period when the Nazis accelerated their deportation of Hungarian Jews to Auschwitz. The images were taken by photographers from the camp's Erkennungsdienst ("identification service"). Among other things, the Erkennungsdienst was responsible for fingerprinting and taking photo IDs of prisoners who had not been selected for extermination. The identity of the photographers is uncertain, but it is thought to have been Bernhard Walter or Ernst Hoffmann, two SS men who were director and deputy director of the Erkennungsdienst. The camp's director, Rudolf Höss, also may have taken several of the photographs himself.
- Photograph credit: Unknown Auschwitz Erkennungsdienst photographer; restored by Yann Forget
- ...........
- Oh, that new fentanyl injection spot works well. Oh yeah... I like it, it feels like the blue September sky... I need to smoke hashish through the keyhole of my front door. I think that Don Lemon looks kind of like a lemon, and should stop shoving dildos up his ass. I hope Andrew Cuomo gets raped in the ass by calzones. I hope Richard Quest stops doing a fake British accent.
Advertisement
Add Comment
Please, Sign In to add comment
Advertisement
