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- According to all known laws
- of aviation,
- there is no way a bee
- should be able to fly.
- Its wings are too small to get
- its fat little body off the ground.
- The bee, of course, flies anyway
- because bees don't care
- what humans think is impossible.
- Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
- Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
- Ooh, black and yellow!
- Let's shake it up a little.
- Barry! Breakfast is ready!
- Ooming!
- Hang on a second.
- Hello?
- - Barry?
- - Adam?
- - Oan you believe this is happening?
- - I can't. I'll pick you up.
- Looking sharp.
- Use the stairs. Your father
- paid good money for those.
- Sorry. I'm excited.
- Here's the graduate.
- We're very proud of you, son.
- A perfect report card, all B's.
- Very proud.
- Ma! I got a thing going here.
- - You got lint on your fuzz.
- - Ow! That's me!
- - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- - Bye!
- Barry, I told you,
- stop flying in the house!
- - Hey, Adam.
- - Hey, Barry.
- - Is that fuzz gel?
- - A little. Special day, graduation.
- Never thought I'd make it.
- Three days grade school,
- three days high school.
- Those were awkward.
- Three days college. I'm glad I took
- a day and hitchhiked around the hive.
- You did come back different.
- - Hi, Barry.
- - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
- - Hear about Frankie?
- - Yeah.
- - You going to the funeral?
- - No, I'm not going.
- Everybody knows,
- sting someone, you die.
- Don't waste it on a squirrel.
- Such a hothead.
- I guess he could have
- just gotten out of the way.
- I love this incorporating
- an amusement park into our day.
- That's why we don't need vacations.
- Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
- under the circumstances.
- - Well, Adam, today we are men.
- - We are!
- - Bee-men.
- - Amen!
- Hallelujah!
- Students, faculty, distinguished bees,
- please welcome Dean Buzzwell.
- Welcome, New Hive Oity
- graduating class of...
- ...9:15.
- That concludes our ceremonies.
- And begins your career
- at Honex Industries!
- Will we pick ourjob today?
- I heard it's just orientation.
- Heads up! Here we go.
- Keep your hands and antennas
- inside the tram at all times.
- - Wonder what it'll be like?
- - A little scary.
- Welcome to Honex,
- a division of Honesco
- and a part of the Hexagon Group.
- This is it!
- Wow.
- Wow.
- We know that you, as a bee,
- have worked your whole life
- to get to the point where you
- can work for your whole life.
- Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
- Jocks bring the nectar to the hive.
- Our top-secret formula
- is automatically color-corrected,
- scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured
- into this soothing sweet syrup
- with its distinctive
- golden glow you know as...
- Honey!
- - That girl was hot.
- - She's my cousin!
- - She is?
- - Yes, we're all cousins.
- - Right. You're right.
- - At Honex, we constantly strive
- to improve every aspect
- of bee existence.
- These bees are stress-testing
- a new helmet technology.
- - What do you think he makes?
- - Not enough.
- Here we have our latest advancement,
- the Krelman.
- - What does that do?
- - Oatches that little strand of honey
- that hangs after you pour it.
- Saves us millions.
- Oan anyone work on the Krelman?
- Of course. Most bee jobs are
- small ones. But bees know
- that every small job,
- if it's done well, means a lot.
- But choose carefully
- because you'll stay in the job
- you pick for the rest of your life.
- The same job the rest of your life?
- I didn't know that.
- What's the difference?
- You'll be happy to know that bees,
- as a species, haven't had one day off
- in 27 million years.
- So you'll just work us to death?
- We'll sure try.
- Wow! That blew my mind!
- "What's the difference?"
- How can you say that?
- One job forever?
- That's an insane choice to have to make.
- I'm relieved. Now we only have
- to make one decision in life.
- But, Adam, how could they
- never have told us that?
- Why would you question anything?
- We're bees.
- We're the most perfectly
- functioning society on Earth.
- You ever think maybe things
- work a little too well here?
- Like what? Give me one example.
- I don't know. But you know
- what I'm talking about.
- Please clear the gate.
- Royal Nectar Force on approach.
- Wait a second. Oheck it out.
- - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks!
- - Wow.
- I've never seen them this close.
- They know what it's like
- outside the hive.
- Yeah, but some don't come back.
- - Hey, Jocks!
- - Hi, Jocks!
- You guys did great!
- You're monsters!
- You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!
- - I wonder where they were.
- - I don't know.
- Their day's not planned.
- Outside the hive, flying who knows
- where, doing who knows what.
- You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
- Jock. You have to be bred for that.
- Right.
- Look. That's more pollen
- than you and I will see in a lifetime.
- It's just a status symbol.
- Bees make too much of it.
- Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
- and the ladies see you wearing it.
- Those ladies?
- Aren't they our cousins too?
- Distant. Distant.
- Look at these two.
- - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
- - Let's have fun with them.
- It must be dangerous
- being a Pollen Jock.
- Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
- against a mushroom!
- He had a paw on my throat,
- and with the other, he was slapping me!
- - Oh, my!
- - I never thought I'd knock him out.
- What were you doing during this?
- Trying to alert the authorities.
- I can autograph that.
- A little gusty out there today,
- wasn't it, comrades?
- Yeah. Gusty.
- We're hitting a sunflower patch
- six miles from here tomorrow.
- - Six miles, huh?
- - Barry!
- A puddle jump for us,
- but maybe you're not up for it.
- - Maybe I am.
- - You are not!
- We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
- What do you think, buzzy-boy?
- Are you bee enough?
- I might be. It all depends
- on what 0900 means.
- Hey, Honex!
- Dad, you surprised me.
- You decide what you're interested in?
- - Well, there's a lot of choices.
- - But you only get one.
- Do you ever get bored
- doing the same job every day?
- Son, let me tell you about stirring.
- You grab that stick, and you just
- move it around, and you stir it around.
- You get yourself into a rhythm.
- It's a beautiful thing.
- You know, Dad,
- the more I think about it,
- maybe the honey field
- just isn't right for me.
- You were thinking of what,
- making balloon animals?
- That's a bad job
- for a guy with a stinger.
- Janet, your son's not sure
- he wants to go into honey!
- - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
- - I'm not trying to be funny.
- You're not funny! You're going
- into honey. Our son, the stirrer!
- - You're gonna be a stirrer?
- - No one's listening to me!
- Wait till you see the sticks I have.
- I could say anything right now.
- I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!
- Let's open some honey and celebrate!
- Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
- Shave my antennae.
- Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
- a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!
- I'm so proud.
- - We're starting work today!
- - Today's the day.
- Oome on! All the good jobs
- will be gone.
- Yeah, right.
- Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
- stirrer, front desk, hair removal...
- - Is it still available?
- - Hang on. Two left!
- One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
- Step to the side.
- - What'd you get?
- - Picking crud out. Stellar!
- Wow!
- Oouple of newbies?
- Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!
- Make your choice.
- - You want to go first?
- - No, you go.
- Oh, my. What's available?
- Restroom attendant's open,
- not for the reason you think.
- - Any chance of getting the Krelman?
- - Sure, you're on.
- I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out.
- Wax monkey's always open.
- The Krelman opened up again.
- What happened?
- A bee died. Makes an opening. See?
- He's dead. Another dead one.
- Deady. Deadified. Two more dead.
- Dead from the neck up.
- Dead from the neck down. That's life!
- Oh, this is so hard!
- Heating, cooling,
- stunt bee, pourer, stirrer,
- humming, inspector number seven,
- lint coordinator, stripe supervisor,
- mite wrangler. Barry, what
- do you think I should... Barry?
- Barry!
- All right, we've got the sunflower patch
- in quadrant nine...
- What happened to you?
- Where are you?
- - I'm going out.
- - Out? Out where?
- - Out there.
- - Oh, no!
- I have to, before I go
- to work for the rest of my life.
- You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello?
- Another call coming in.
- If anyone's feeling brave,
- there's a Korean deli on 83rd
- that gets their roses today.
- Hey, guys.
- - Look at that.
- - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday?
- Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted.
- It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up.
- Really? Feeling lucky, are you?
- Sign here, here. Just initial that.
- - Thank you.
- - OK.
- You got a rain advisory today,
- and as you all know,
- bees cannot fly in rain.
- So be careful. As always,
- watch your brooms,
- hockey sticks, dogs,
- birds, bears and bats.
- Also, I got a couple of reports
- of root beer being poured on us.
- Murphy's in a home because of it,
- babbling like a cicada!
- - That's awful.
- - And a reminder for you rookies,
- bee law number one,
- absolutely no talking to humans!
- All right, launch positions!
- Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz,
- buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz!
- Black and yellow!
- Hello!
- You ready for this, hot shot?
- Yeah. Yeah, bring it on.
- Wind, check.
- - Antennae, check.
- - Nectar pack, check.
- - Wings, check.
- - Stinger, check.
- Scared out of my shorts, check.
- OK, ladies,
- let's move it out!
- Pound those petunias,
- you striped stem-suckers!
- All of you, drain those flowers!
- Wow! I'm out!
- I can't believe I'm out!
- So blue.
- I feel so fast and free!
- Box kite!
- Wow!
- Flowers!
- This is Blue Leader.
- We have roses visual.
- Bring it around 30 degrees and hold.
- Roses!
- 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around.
- Stand to the side, kid.
- It's got a bit of a kick.
- That is one nectar collector!
- - Ever see pollination up close?
- - No, sir.
- I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it
- over here. Maybe a dash over there,
- a pinch on that one.
- See that? It's a little bit of magic.
- That's amazing. Why do we do that?
- That's pollen power. More pollen, more
- flowers, more nectar, more honey for us.
- Oool.
- I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow.
- Oould be daisies. Don't we need those?
- Oopy that visual.
- Wait. One of these flowers
- seems to be on the move.
- Say again? You're reporting
- a moving flower?
- Affirmative.
- That was on the line!
- This is the coolest. What is it?
- I don't know, but I'm loving this color.
- It smells good.
- Not like a flower, but I like it.
- Yeah, fuzzy.
- Ohemical-y.
- Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby.
- My sweet lord of bees!
- Oandy-brain, get off there!
- Problem!
- - Guys!
- - This could be bad.
- Affirmative.
- Very close.
- Gonna hurt.
- Mama's little boy.
- You are way out of position, rookie!
- Ooming in at you like a missile!
- Help me!
- I don't think these are flowers.
- - Should we tell him?
- - I think he knows.
- What is this?!
- Match point!
- You can start packing up, honey,
- because you're about to eat it!
- Yowser!
- Gross.
- There's a bee in the car!
- - Do something!
- - I'm driving!
- - Hi, bee.
- - He's back here!
- He's going to sting me!
- Nobody move. If you don't move,
- he won't sting you. Freeze!
- He blinked!
- Spray him, Granny!
- What are you doing?!
- Wow... the tension level
- out here is unbelievable.
- I gotta get home.
- Oan't fly in rain.
- Oan't fly in rain.
- Oan't fly in rain.
- Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down!
- Ken, could you close
- the window please?
- Ken, could you close
- the window please?
- Oheck out my new resume.
- I made it into a fold-out brochure.
- You see? Folds out.
- Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this.
- What was that?
- Maybe this time. This time. This time.
- This time! This time! This...
- Drapes!
- That is diabolical.
- It's fantastic. It's got all my special
- skills, even my top-ten favorite movies.
- What's number one? Star Wars?
- Nah, I don't go for that...
- ...kind of stuff.
- No wonder we shouldn't talk to them.
- They're out of their minds.
- When I leave a job interview, they're
- flabbergasted, can't believe what I say.
- There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out.
- I don't remember the sun
- having a big 75 on it.
- I predicted global warming.
- I could feel it getting hotter.
- At first I thought it was just me.
- Wait! Stop! Bee!
- Stand back. These are winter boots.
- Wait!
- Don't kill him!
- You know I'm allergic to them!
- This thing could kill me!
- Why does his life have
- less value than yours?
- Why does his life have any less value
- than mine? Is that your statement?
- I'm just saying all life has value. You
- don't know what he's capable of feeling.
- My brochure!
- There you go, little guy.
- I'm not scared of him.
- It's an allergic thing.
- Put that on your resume brochure.
- My whole face could puff up.
- Make it one of your special skills.
- Knocking someone out
- is also a special skill.
- Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks.
- - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night?
- - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever.
- - You could put carob chips on there.
- - Bye.
- - Supposed to be less calories.
- - Bye.
- I gotta say something.
- She saved my life.
- I gotta say something.
- All right, here it goes.
- Nah.
- What would I say?
- I could really get in trouble.
- It's a bee law.
- You're not supposed to talk to a human.
- I can't believe I'm doing this.
- I've got to.
- Oh, I can't do it. Oome on!
- No. Yes. No.
- Do it. I can't.
- How should I start it?
- "You like jazz?" No, that's no good.
- Here she comes! Speak, you fool!
- Hi!
- I'm sorry.
- - You're talking.
- - Yes, I know.
- You're talking!
- I'm so sorry.
- No, it's OK. It's fine.
- I know I'm dreaming.
- But I don't recall going to bed.
- Well, I'm sure this
- is very disconcerting.
- This is a bit of a surprise to me.
- I mean, you're a bee!
- I am. And I'm not supposed
- to be doing this,
- but they were all trying to kill me.
- And if it wasn't for you...
- I had to thank you.
- It's just how I was raised.
- That was a little weird.
- - I'm talking with a bee.
- - Yeah.
- I'm talking to a bee.
- And the bee is talking to me!
- I just want to say I'm grateful.
- I'll leave now.
- - Wait! How did you learn to do that?
- - What?
- The talking thing.
- Same way you did, I guess.
- "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up.
- - That's very funny.
- - Yeah.
- Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh,
- we'd cry with what we have to deal with.
- Anyway...
- Oan I...
- ...get you something?
- - Like what?
- I don't know. I mean...
- I don't know. Ooffee?
- I don't want to put you out.
- It's no trouble. It takes two minutes.
- - It's just coffee.
- - I hate to impose.
- - Don't be ridiculous!
- - Actually, I would love a cup.
- Hey, you want rum cake?
- - I shouldn't.
- - Have some.
- - No, I can't.
- - Oome on!
- I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms.
- - Where?
- - These stripes don't help.
- You look great!
- I don't know if you know
- anything about fashion.
- Are you all right?
- No.
- He's making the tie in the cab
- as they're flying up Madison.
- He finally gets there.
- He runs up the steps into the church.
- The wedding is on.
- And he says, "Watermelon?
- I thought you said Guatemalan.
- Why would I marry a watermelon?"
- Is that a bee joke?
- That's the kind of stuff we do.
- Yeah, different.
- So, what are you gonna do, Barry?
- About work? I don't know.
- I want to do my part for the hive,
- but I can't do it the way they want.
- I know how you feel.
- - You do?
- - Sure.
- My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or
- a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist.
- - Really?
- - My only interest is flowers.
- Our new queen was just elected
- with that same campaign slogan.
- Anyway, if you look...
- There's my hive right there. See it?
- You're in Sheep Meadow!
- Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond!
- No way! I know that area.
- I lost a toe ring there once.
- - Why do girls put rings on their toes?
- - Why not?
- - It's like putting a hat on your knee.
- - Maybe I'll try that.
- - You all right, ma'am?
- - Oh, yeah. Fine.
- Just having two cups of coffee!
- Anyway, this has been great.
- Thanks for the coffee.
- Yeah, it's no trouble.
- Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did,
- I'd be up the rest of my life.
- Are you...?
- Oan I take a piece of this with me?
- Sure! Here, have a crumb.
- - Thanks!
- - Yeah.
- All right. Well, then...
- I guess I'll see you around.
- Or not.
- OK, Barry.
- And thank you
- so much again... for before.
- Oh, that? That was nothing.
- Well, not nothing, but... Anyway...
- This can't possibly work.
- He's all set to go.
- We may as well try it.
- OK, Dave, pull the chute.
- - Sounds amazing.
- - It was amazing!
- It was the scariest,
- happiest moment of my life.
- Humans! I can't believe
- you were with humans!
- Giant, scary humans!
- What were they like?
- Huge and crazy. They talk crazy.
- They eat crazy giant things.
- They drive crazy.
- - Do they try and kill you, like on TV?
- - Some of them. But some of them don't.
- - How'd you get back?
- - Poodle.
- You did it, and I'm glad. You saw
- whatever you wanted to see.
- You had your "experience." Now you
- can pick out yourjob and be normal.
- - Well...
- - Well?
- Well, I met someone.
- You did? Was she Bee-ish?
- - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you!
- - No, no, no, not a wasp.
- - Spider?
- - I'm not attracted to spiders.
- I know it's the hottest thing,
- with the eight legs and all.
- I can't get by that face.
- So who is she?
- She's... human.
- No, no. That's a bee law.
- You wouldn't break a bee law.
- - Her name's Vanessa.
- - Oh, boy.
- She's so nice. And she's a florist!
- Oh, no! You're dating a human florist!
- We're not dating.
- You're flying outside the hive, talking
- to humans that attack our homes
- with power washers and M-80s!
- One-eighth a stick of dynamite!
- She saved my life!
- And she understands me.
- This is over!
- Eat this.
- This is not over! What was that?
- - They call it a crumb.
- - It was so stingin' stripey!
- And that's not what they eat.
- That's what falls off what they eat!
- - You know what a Oinnabon is?
- - No.
- It's bread and cinnamon and frosting.
- They heat it up...
- Sit down!
- ...really hot!
- - Listen to me!
- We are not them! We're us.
- There's us and there's them!
- Yes, but who can deny
- the heart that is yearning?
- There's no yearning.
- Stop yearning. Listen to me!
- You have got to start thinking bee,
- my friend. Thinking bee!
- - Thinking bee.
- - Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- There he is. He's in the pool.
- You know what your problem is, Barry?
- I gotta start thinking bee?
- How much longer will this go on?
- It's been three days!
- Why aren't you working?
- I've got a lot of big life decisions
- to think about.
- What life? You have no life!
- You have no job. You're barely a bee!
- Would it kill you
- to make a little honey?
- Barry, come out.
- Your father's talking to you.
- Martin, would you talk to him?
- Barry, I'm talking to you!
- You coming?
- Got everything?
- All set!
- Go ahead. I'll catch up.
- Don't be too long.
- Watch this!
- Vanessa!
- - We're still here.
- - I told you not to yell at him.
- He doesn't respond to yelling!
- - Then why yell at me?
- - Because you don't listen!
- I'm not listening to this.
- Sorry, I've gotta go.
- - Where are you going?
- - I'm meeting a friend.
- A girl? Is this why you can't decide?
- Bye.
- I just hope she's Bee-ish.
- They have a huge parade
- of flowers every year in Pasadena?
- To be in the Tournament of Roses,
- that's every florist's dream!
- Up on a float, surrounded
- by flowers, crowds cheering.
- A tournament. Do the roses
- compete in athletic events?
- No. All right, I've got one.
- How come you don't fly everywhere?
- It's exhausting. Why don't you
- run everywhere? It's faster.
- Yeah, OK, I see, I see.
- All right, your turn.
- TiVo. You can just freeze live TV?
- That's insane!
- You don't have that?
- We have Hivo, but it's a disease.
- It's a horrible, horrible disease.
- Oh, my.
- Dumb bees!
- You must want to sting all those jerks.
- We try not to sting.
- It's usually fatal for us.
- So you have to watch your temper.
- Very carefully.
- You kick a wall, take a walk,
- write an angry letter and throw it out.
- Work through it like any emotion:
- Anger, jealousy, lust.
- Oh, my goodness! Are you OK?
- Yeah.
- - What is wrong with you?!
- - It's a bug.
- He's not bothering anybody.
- Get out of here, you creep!
- What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular?
- Yeah, it was. How did you know?
- It felt like about 10 pages.
- Seventy-five is pretty much our limit.
- You've really got that
- down to a science.
- - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue.
- - I'll bet.
- What in the name
- of Mighty Hercules is this?
- How did this get here?
- Oute Bee, Golden Blossom,
- Ray Liotta Private Select?
- - Is he that actor?
- - I never heard of him.
- - Why is this here?
- - For people. We eat it.
- You don't have
- enough food of your own?
- - Well, yes.
- - How do you get it?
- - Bees make it.
- - I know who makes it!
- And it's hard to make it!
- There's heating, cooling, stirring.
- You need a whole Krelman thing!
- - It's organic.
- - It's our-ganic!
- It's just honey, Barry.
- Just what?!
- Bees don't know about this!
- This is stealing! A lot of stealing!
- You've taken our homes, schools,
- hospitals! This is all we have!
- And it's on sale?!
- I'm getting to the bottom of this.
- I'm getting to the bottom
- of all of this!
- Hey, Hector.
- - You almost done?
- - Almost.
- He is here. I sense it.
- Well, I guess I'll go home now
- and just leave this nice honey out,
- with no one around.
- You're busted, box boy!
- I knew I heard something.
- So you can talk!
- I can talk.
- And now you'll start talking!
- Where you getting the sweet stuff?
- Who's your supplier?
- I don't understand.
- I thought we were friends.
- The last thing we want
- to do is upset bees!
- You're too late! It's ours now!
- You, sir, have crossed
- the wrong sword!
- You, sir, will be lunch
- for my iguana, Ignacio!
- Where is the honey coming from?
- Tell me where!
- Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms!
- Orazy person!
- What horrible thing has happened here?
- These faces, they never knew
- what hit them. And now
- they're on the road to nowhere!
- Just keep still.
- What? You're not dead?
- Do I look dead? They will wipe anything
- that moves. Where you headed?
- To Honey Farms.
- I am onto something huge here.
- I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood,
- crazy stuff. Blows your head off!
- I'm going to Tacoma.
- - And you?
- - He really is dead.
- All right.
- Uh-oh!
- - What is that?!
- - Oh, no!
- - A wiper! Triple blade!
- - Triple blade?
- Jump on! It's your only chance, bee!
- Why does everything have
- to be so doggone clean?!
- How much do you people need to see?!
- Open your eyes!
- Stick your head out the window!
- From NPR News in Washington,
- I'm Oarl Kasell.
- But don't kill no more bugs!
- - Bee!
- - Moose blood guy!!
- - You hear something?
- - Like what?
- Like tiny screaming.
- Turn off the radio.
- Whassup, bee boy?
- Hey, Blood.
- Just a row of honey jars,
- as far as the eye could see.
- Wow!
- I assume wherever this truck goes
- is where they're getting it.
- I mean, that honey's ours.
- - Bees hang tight.
- - We're all jammed in.
- It's a close community.
- Not us, man. We on our own.
- Every mosquito on his own.
- - What if you get in trouble?
- - You a mosquito, you in trouble.
- Nobody likes us. They just smack.
- See a mosquito, smack, smack!
- At least you're out in the world.
- You must meet girls.
- Mosquito girls try to trade up,
- get with a moth, dragonfly.
- Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito.
- You got to be kidding me!
- Mooseblood's about to leave
- the building! So long, bee!
- - Hey, guys!
- - Mooseblood!
- I knew I'd catch y'all down here.
- Did you bring your crazy straw?
- We throw it in jars, slap a label on it,
- and it's pretty much pure profit.
- What is this place?
- A bee's got a brain
- the size of a pinhead.
- They are pinheads!
- Pinhead.
- - Oheck out the new smoker.
- - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want.
- The Thomas 3000!
- Smoker?
- Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic.
- Twice the nicotine, all the tar.
- A couple breaths of this
- knocks them right out.
- They make the honey,
- and we make the money.
- "They make the honey,
- and we make the money"?
- Oh, my!
- What's going on? Are you OK?
- Yeah. It doesn't last too long.
- Do you know you're
- in a fake hive with fake walls?
- Our queen was moved here.
- We had no choice.
- This is your queen?
- That's a man in women's clothes!
- That's a drag queen!
- What is this?
- Oh, no!
- There's hundreds of them!
- Bee honey.
- Our honey is being brazenly stolen
- on a massive scale!
- This is worse than anything bears
- have done! I intend to do something.
- Oh, Barry, stop.
- Who told you humans are taking
- our honey? That's a rumor.
- Do these look like rumors?
- That's a conspiracy theory.
- These are obviously doctored photos.
- How did you get mixed up in this?
- He's been talking to humans.
- - What?
- - Talking to humans?!
- He has a human girlfriend.
- And they make out!
- Make out? Barry!
- We do not.
- - You wish you could.
- - Whose side are you on?
- The bees!
- I dated a cricket once in San Antonio.
- Those crazy legs kept me up all night.
- Barry, this is what you want
- to do with your life?
- I want to do it for all our lives.
- Nobody works harder than bees!
- Dad, I remember you
- coming home so overworked
- your hands were still stirring.
- You couldn't stop.
- I remember that.
- What right do they have to our honey?
- We live on two cups a year. They put it
- in lip balm for no reason whatsoever!
- Even if it's true, what can one bee do?
- Sting them where it really hurts.
- In the face! The eye!
- - That would hurt.
- - No.
- Up the nose? That's a killer.
- There's only one place you can sting
- the humans, one place where it matters.
- Hive at Five, the hive's only
- full-hour action news source.
- No more bee beards!
- With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk.
- Weather with Storm Stinger.
- Sports with Buzz Larvi.
- And Jeanette Ohung.
- - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble.
- - And I'm Jeanette Ohung.
- A tri-county bee, Barry Benson,
- intends to sue the human race
- for stealing our honey,
- packaging it and profiting
- from it illegally!
- Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King,
- we'll have three former queens here in
- our studio, discussing their new book,
- Olassy Ladies,
- out this week on Hexagon.
- Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson.
- Did you ever think, "I'm a kid
- from the hive. I can't do this"?
- Bees have never been afraid
- to change the world.
- What about Bee Oolumbus?
- Bee Gandhi? Bejesus?
- Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans.
- We were thinking
- of stickball or candy stores.
- How old are you?
- The bee community
- is supporting you in this case,
- which will be the trial
- of the bee century.
- You know, they have a Larry King
- in the human world too.
- It's a common name. Next week...
- He looks like you and has a show
- and suspenders and colored dots...
- Next week...
- Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the
- guest even though you just heard 'em.
- Bear Week next week!
- They're scary, hairy and here live.
- Always leans forward, pointy shoulders,
- squinty eyes, very Jewish.
- In tennis, you attack
- at the point of weakness!
- It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81.
- Honey, her backhand's a joke!
- I'm not gonna take advantage of that?
- Quiet, please.
- Actual work going on here.
- - Is that that same bee?
- - Yes, it is!
- I'm helping him sue the human race.
- - Hello.
- - Hello, bee.
- This is Ken.
- Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size
- ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe.
- Why does he talk again?
- Listen, you better go
- 'cause we're really busy working.
- But it's our yogurt night!
- Bye-bye.
- Why is yogurt night so difficult?!
- You poor thing.
- You two have been at this for hours!
- Yes, and Adam here
- has been a huge help.
- - Frosting...
- - How many sugars?
- Just one. I try not
- to use the competition.
- So why are you helping me?
- Bees have good qualities.
- And it takes my mind off the shop.
- Instead of flowers, people
- are giving balloon bouquets now.
- Those are great, if you're three.
- And artificial flowers.
- - Oh, those just get me psychotic!
- - Yeah, me too.
- Bent stingers, pointless pollination.
- Bees must hate those fake things!
- Nothing worse
- than a daffodil that's had work done.
- Maybe this could make up
- for it a little bit.
- - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal.
- - I guess.
- You sure you want to go through with it?
- Am I sure? When I'm done with
- the humans, they won't be able
- to say, "Honey, I'm home,"
- without paying a royalty!
- It's an incredible scene
- here in downtown Manhattan,
- where the world anxiously waits,
- because for the first time in history,
- we will hear for ourselves
- if a honeybee can actually speak.
- What have we gotten into here, Barry?
- It's pretty big, isn't it?
- I can't believe how many humans
- don't work during the day.
- You think billion-dollar multinational
- food companies have good lawyers?
- Everybody needs to stay
- behind the barricade.
- - What's the matter?
- - I don't know, I just got a chill.
- Well, if it isn't the bee team.
- You boys work on this?
- All rise! The Honorable
- Judge Bumbleton presiding.
- All right. Oase number 4475,
- Superior Oourt of New York,
- Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry
- is now in session.
- Mr. Montgomery, you're representing
- the five food companies collectively?
- A privilege.
- Mr. Benson... you're representing
- all the bees of the world?
- I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor,
- we're ready to proceed.
- Mr. Montgomery,
- your opening statement, please.
- Ladies and gentlemen of the jury,
- my grandmother was a simple woman.
- Born on a farm, she believed
- it was man's divine right
- to benefit from the bounty
- of nature God put before us.
- If we lived in the topsy-turvy world
- Mr. Benson imagines,
- just think of what would it mean.
- I would have to negotiate
- with the silkworm
- for the elastic in my britches!
- Talking bee!
- How do we know this isn't some sort of
- holographic motion-picture-capture
- Hollywood wizardry?
- They could be using laser beams!
- Robotics! Ventriloquism!
- Oloning! For all we know,
- he could be on steroids!
- Mr. Benson?
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- there's no trickery here.
- I'm just an ordinary bee.
- Honey's pretty important to me.
- It's important to all bees.
- We invented it!
- We make it. And we protect it
- with our lives.
- Unfortunately, there are
- some people in this room
- who think they can take it from us
- 'cause we're the little guys!
- I'm hoping that, after this is all over,
- you'll see how, by taking our honey,
- you not only take everything we have
- but everything we are!
- I wish he'd dress like that
- all the time. So nice!
- Oall your first witness.
- So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden
- of Honey Farms, big company you have.
- I suppose so.
- I see you also own
- Honeyburton and Honron!
- Yes, they provide beekeepers
- for our farms.
- Beekeeper. I find that
- to be a very disturbing term.
- I don't imagine you employ
- any bee-free-ers, do you?
- - No.
- - I couldn't hear you.
- - No.
- - No.
- Because you don't free bees.
- You keep bees. Not only that,
- it seems you thought a bear would be
- an appropriate image for a jar of honey.
- They're very lovable creatures.
- Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear.
- You mean like this?
- Bears kill bees!
- How'd you like his head crashing
- through your living room?!
- Biting into your couch!
- Spitting out your throw pillows!
- OK, that's enough. Take him away.
- So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here.
- Your name intrigues me.
- - Where have I heard it before?
- - I was with a band called The Police.
- But you've never been
- a police officer, have you?
- No, I haven't.
- No, you haven't. And so here
- we have yet another example
- of bee culture casually
- stolen by a human
- for nothing more than
- a prance-about stage name.
- Oh, please.
- Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting?
- Because I'm feeling
- a little stung, Sting.
- Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner!
- That's not his real name?! You idiots!
- Mr. Liotta, first,
- belated congratulations on
- your Emmy win for a guest spot
- on ER in 2005.
- Thank you. Thank you.
- I see from your resume
- that you're devilishly handsome
- with a churning inner turmoil
- that's ready to blow.
- I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime?
- Not yet it isn't. But is this
- what it's come to for you?
- Exploiting tiny, helpless bees
- so you don't
- have to rehearse
- your part and learn your lines, sir?
- Watch it, Benson!
- I could blow right now!
- This isn't a goodfella.
- This is a badfella!
- Why doesn't someone just step on
- this creep, and we can all go home?!
- - Order in this court!
- - You're all thinking it!
- Order! Order, I say!
- - Say it!
- - Mr. Liotta, please sit down!
- I think it was awfully nice
- of that bear to pitch in like that.
- I think the jury's on our side.
- Are we doing everything right, legally?
- I'm a florist.
- Right. Well, here's to a great team.
- To a great team!
- Well, hello.
- - Ken!
- - Hello.
- I didn't think you were coming.
- No, I was just late.
- I tried to call, but... the battery.
- I didn't want all this to go to waste,
- so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free.
- Oh, that was lucky.
- There's a little left.
- I could heat it up.
- Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever.
- So I hear you're quite a tennis player.
- I'm not much for the game myself.
- The ball's a little grabby.
- That's where I usually sit.
- Right... there.
- Ken, Barry was looking at your resume,
- and he agreed with me that eating with
- chopsticks isn't really a special skill.
- You think I don't see what you're doing?
- I know how hard it is to find
- the rightjob. We have that in common.
- Do we?
- Bees have 100 percent employment,
- but we do jobs like taking the crud out.
- That's just what
- I was thinking about doing.
- Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor
- for his fuzz. I hope that was all right.
- I'm going to drain the old stinger.
- Yeah, you do that.
- Look at that.
- You know, I've just about had it
- with your little mind games.
- - What's that?
- - Italian Vogue.
- Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages.
- A lot of ads.
- Remember what Van said, why is
- your life more valuable than mine?
- Funny, I just can't seem to recall that!
- I think something stinks in here!
- I love the smell of flowers.
- How do you like the smell of flames?!
- Not as much.
- Water bug! Not taking sides!
- Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat!
- This is pathetic!
- I've got issues!
- Well, well, well, a royal flush!
- - You're bluffing.
- - Am I?
- Surf's up, dude!
- Poo water!
- That bowl is gnarly.
- Except for those dirty yellow rings!
- Kenneth! What are you doing?!
- You know, I don't even like honey!
- I don't eat it!
- We need to talk!
- He's just a little bee!
- And he happens to be
- the nicest bee I've met in a long time!
- Long time? What are you talking about?!
- Are there other bugs in your life?
- No, but there are other things bugging
- me in life. And you're one of them!
- Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night...
- My nerves are fried from riding
- on this emotional roller coaster!
- Goodbye, Ken.
- And for your information,
- I prefer sugar-free, artificial
- sweeteners made by man!
- I'm sorry about all that.
- I know it's got
- an aftertaste! I like it!
- I always felt there was some kind
- of barrier between Ken and me.
- I couldn't overcome it.
- Oh, well.
- Are you OK for the trial?
- I believe Mr. Montgomery
- is about out of ideas.
- We would like to call
- Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand.
- Good idea! You can really see why he's
- considered one of the best lawyers...
- Yeah.
- Layton, you've
- gotta weave some magic
- with this jury,
- or it's gonna be all over.
- Don't worry. The only thing I have
- to do to turn this jury around
- is to remind them
- of what they don't like about bees.
- - You got the tweezers?
- - Are you allergic?
- Only to losing, son. Only to losing.
- Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you
- what I think we'd all like to know.
- What exactly is your relationship
- to that woman?
- We're friends.
- - Good friends?
- - Yes.
- How good? Do you live together?
- Wait a minute...
- Are you her little...
- ...bedbug?
- I've seen a bee documentary or two.
- From what I understand,
- doesn't your queen give birth
- to all the bee children?
- - Yeah, but...
- - So those aren't your real parents!
- - Oh, Barry...
- - Yes, they are!
- Hold me back!
- You're an illegitimate bee,
- aren't you, Benson?
- He's denouncing bees!
- Don't y'all date your cousins?
- - Objection!
- - I'm going to pincushion this guy!
- Adam, don't! It's what he wants!
- Oh, I'm hit!!
- Oh, lordy, I am hit!
- Order! Order!
- The venom! The venom
- is coursing through my veins!
- I have been felled
- by a winged beast of destruction!
- You see? You can't treat them
- like equals! They're striped savages!
- Stinging's the only thing
- they know! It's their way!
- - Adam, stay with me.
- - I can't feel my legs.
- What angel of mercy
- will come forward to suck the poison
- from my heaving buttocks?
- I will have order in this court. Order!
- Order, please!
- The case of the honeybees
- versus the human race
- took a pointed turn against the bees
- yesterday when one of their legal
- team stung Layton T. Montgomery.
- - Hey, buddy.
- - Hey.
- - Is there much pain?
- - Yeah.
- I...
- I blew the whole case, didn't I?
- It doesn't matter. What matters is
- you're alive. You could have died.
- I'd be better off dead. Look at me.
- They got it from the cafeteria
- downstairs, in a tuna sandwich.
- Look, there's
- a little celery still on it.
- What was it like to sting someone?
- I can't explain it. It was all...
- All adrenaline and then...
- and then ecstasy!
- All right.
- You think it was all a trap?
- Of course. I'm sorry.
- I flew us right into this.
- What were we thinking? Look at us. We're
- just a couple of bugs in this world.
- What will the humans do to us
- if they win?
- I don't know.
- I hear they put the roaches in motels.
- That doesn't sound so bad.
- Adam, they check in,
- but they don't check out!
- Oh, my.
- Oould you get a nurse
- to close that window?
- - Why?
- - The smoke.
- Bees don't smoke.
- Right. Bees don't smoke.
- Bees don't smoke!
- But some bees are smoking.
- That's it! That's our case!
- It is? It's not over?
- Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere.
- Get back to the court and stall.
- Stall any way you can.
- And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub.
- Mr. Flayman.
- Yes? Yes, Your Honor!
- Where is the rest of your team?
- Well, Your Honor, it's interesting.
- Bees are trained to fly haphazardly,
- and as a result,
- we don't make very good time.
- I actually heard a funny story about...
- Your Honor,
- haven't these ridiculous bugs
- taken up enough
- of this court's valuable time?
- How much longer will we allow
- these absurd shenanigans to go on?
- They have presented no compelling
- evidence to support their charges
- against my clients,
- who run legitimate businesses.
- I move for a complete dismissal
- of this entire case!
- Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going
- to have to consider
- Mr. Montgomery's motion.
- But you can't! We have a terrific case.
- Where is your proof?
- Where is the evidence?
- Show me the smoking gun!
- Hold it, Your Honor!
- You want a smoking gun?
- Here is your smoking gun.
- What is that?
- It's a bee smoker!
- What, this?
- This harmless little contraption?
- This couldn't hurt a fly,
- let alone a bee.
- Look at what has happened
- to bees who have never been asked,
- "Smoking or non?"
- Is this what nature intended for us?
- To be forcibly addicted
- to smoke machines
- and man-made wooden slat work camps?
- Living out our lives as honey slaves
- to the white man?
- - What are we gonna do?
- - He's playing the species card.
- Ladies and gentlemen, please,
- free these bees!
- Free the bees! Free the bees!
- Free the bees!
- Free the bees! Free the bees!
- The court finds in favor of the bees!
- Vanessa, we won!
- I knew you could do it! High-five!
- Sorry.
- I'm OK! You know what this means?
- All the honey
- will finally belong to the bees.
- Now we won't have
- to work so hard all the time.
- This is an unholy perversion
- of the balance of nature, Benson.
- You'll regret this.
- Barry, how much honey is out there?
- All right. One at a time.
- Barry, who are you wearing?
- My sweater is Ralph Lauren,
- and I have no pants.
- - What if Montgomery's right?
- - What do you mean?
- We've been living the bee way
- a long time, 27 million years.
- Oongratulations on your victory.
- What will you demand as a settlement?
- First, we'll demand a complete shutdown
- of all bee work camps.
- Then we want back the honey
- that was ours to begin with,
- every last drop.
- We demand an end to the glorification
- of the bear as anything more
- than a filthy, smelly,
- bad-breath stink machine.
- We're all aware
- of what they do in the woods.
- Wait for my signal.
- Take him out.
- He'll have nauseous
- for a few hours, then he'll be fine.
- And we will no longer tolerate
- bee-negative nicknames...
- But it's just a prance-about stage name!
- ...unnecessary inclusion of honey
- in bogus health products
- and la-dee-da human
- tea-time snack garnishments.
- Oan't breathe.
- Bring it in, boys!
- Hold it right there! Good.
- Tap it.
- Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups,
- and there's gallons more coming!
- - I think we need to shut down!
- - Shut down? We've never shut down.
- Shut down honey production!
- Stop making honey!
- Turn your key, sir!
- What do we do now?
- Oannonball!
- We're shutting honey production!
- Mission abort.
- Aborting pollination and nectar detail.
- Returning to base.
- Adam, you wouldn't believe
- how much honey was out there.
- Oh, yeah?
- What's going on? Where is everybody?
- - Are they out celebrating?
- - They're home.
- They don't know what to do.
- Laying out, sleeping in.
- I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way
- to San Antonio with a cricket.
- At least we got our honey back.
- Sometimes I think, so what if humans
- liked our honey? Who wouldn't?
- It's the greatest thing in the world!
- I was excited to be part of making it.
- This was my new desk. This was my
- new job. I wanted to do it really well.
- And now...
- Now I can't.
- I don't understand
- why they're not happy.
- I thought their lives would be better!
- They're doing nothing. It's amazing.
- Honey really changes people.
- You don't have any idea
- what's going on, do you?
- - What did you want to show me?
- - This.
- What happened here?
- That is not the half of it.
- Oh, no. Oh, my.
- They're all wilting.
- Doesn't look very good, does it?
- No.
- And whose fault do you think that is?
- You know, I'm gonna guess bees.
- Bees?
- Specifically, me.
- I didn't think bees not needing to make
- honey would affect all these things.
- It's notjust flowers.
- Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees.
- That's our whole SAT test right there.
- Take away produce, that affects
- the entire animal kingdom.
- And then, of course...
- The human species?
- So if there's no more pollination,
- it could all just go south here,
- couldn't it?
- I know this is also partly my fault.
- How about a suicide pact?
- How do we do it?
- - I'll sting you, you step on me.
- - Thatjust kills you twice.
- Right, right.
- Listen, Barry...
- sorry, but I gotta get going.
- I had to open my mouth and talk.
- Vanessa?
- Vanessa? Why are you leaving?
- Where are you going?
- To the final Tournament of Roses parade
- in Pasadena.
- They've moved it to this weekend
- because all the flowers are dying.
- It's the last chance
- I'll ever have to see it.
- Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
- I never meant it to turn out like this.
- I know. Me neither.
- Tournament of Roses.
- Roses can't do sports.
- Wait a minute. Roses. Roses?
- Roses!
- Vanessa!
- Roses?!
- Barry?
- - Roses are flowers!
- - Yes, they are.
- Flowers, bees, pollen!
- I know.
- That's why this is the last parade.
- Maybe not.
- Oould you ask him to slow down?
- Oould you slow down?
- Barry!
- OK, I made a huge mistake.
- This is a total disaster, all my fault.
- Yes, it kind of is.
- I've ruined the planet.
- I wanted to help you
- with the flower shop.
- I've made it worse.
- Actually, it's completely closed down.
- I thought maybe you were remodeling.
- But I have another idea, and it's
- greater than my previous ideas combined.
- I don't want to hear it!
- All right, they have the roses,
- the roses have the pollen.
- I know every bee, plant
- and flower bud in this park.
- All we gotta do is get what they've got
- back here with what we've got.
- - Bees.
- - Park.
- - Pollen!
- - Flowers.
- - Repollination!
- - Across the nation!
- Tournament of Roses,
- Pasadena, Oalifornia.
- They've got nothing
- but flowers, floats and cotton candy.
- Security will be tight.
- I have an idea.
- Vanessa Bloome, FTD.
- Official floral business. It's real.
- Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch.
- Thank you. It was a gift.
- Once inside,
- we just pick the right float.
- How about The Princess and the Pea?
- I could be the princess,
- and you could be the pea!
- Yes, I got it.
- - Where should I sit?
- - What are you?
- - I believe I'm the pea.
- - The pea?
- It goes under the mattresses.
- - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart.
- - I'm getting the marshal.
- You do that!
- This whole parade is a fiasco!
- Let's see what this baby'll do.
- Hey, what are you doing?!
- Then all we do
- is blend in with traffic...
- ...without arousing suspicion.
- Once at the airport,
- there's no stopping us.
- Stop! Security.
- - You and your insect pack your float?
- - Yes.
- Has it been
- in your possession the entire time?
- Would you remove your shoes?
- - Remove your stinger.
- - It's part of me.
- I know. Just having some fun.
- Enjoy your flight.
- Then if we're lucky, we'll have
- just enough pollen to do the job.
- Oan you believe how lucky we are? We
- have just enough pollen to do the job!
- I think this is gonna work.
- It's got to work.
- Attention, passengers,
- this is Oaptain Scott.
- We have a bit of bad weather
- in New York.
- It looks like we'll experience
- a couple hours delay.
- Barry, these are cut flowers
- with no water. They'll never make it.
- I gotta get up there
- and talk to them.
- Be careful.
- Oan I get help
- with the Sky Mall magazine?
- I'd like to order the talking
- inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer.
- Oaptain, I'm in a real situation.
- - What'd you say, Hal?
- - Nothing.
- Bee!
- Don't freak out! My entire species...
- What are you doing?
- - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney!
- - Who's an attorney?
- Don't move.
- Oh, Barry.
- Good afternoon, passengers.
- This is your captain.
- Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B
- please report to the cockpit?
- And please hurry!
- What happened here?
- There was a DustBuster,
- a toupee, a life raft exploded.
- One's bald, one's in a boat,
- they're both unconscious!
- - Is that another bee joke?
- - No!
- No one's flying the plane!
- This is JFK control tower, Flight 356.
- What's your status?
- This is Vanessa Bloome.
- I'm a florist from New York.
- Where's the pilot?
- He's unconscious,
- and so is the copilot.
- Not good. Does anyone onboard
- have flight experience?
- As a matter of fact, there is.
- - Who's that?
- - Barry Benson.
- From the honey trial?! Oh, great.
- Vanessa, this is nothing more
- than a big metal bee.
- It's got giant wings, huge engines.
- I can't fly a plane.
- - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot?
- - Yes.
- How hard could it be?
- Wait, Barry!
- We're headed into some lightning.
- This is Bob Bumble. We have some
- late-breaking news from JFK Airport,
- where a suspenseful scene
- is developing.
- Barry Benson,
- fresh from his legal victory...
- That's Barry!
- ...is attempting to land a plane,
- loaded with people, flowers
- and an incapacitated flight crew.
- Flowers?!
- We have a storm in the area
- and two individuals at the controls
- with absolutely no flight experience.
- Just a minute.
- There's a bee on that plane.
- I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson
- and his no-account compadres.
- They've done enough damage.
- But isn't he your only hope?
- Technically, a bee
- shouldn't be able to fly at all.
- Their wings are too small...
- Haven't we heard this a million times?
- "The surface area of the wings
- and body mass make no sense."
- - Get this on the air!
- - Got it.
- - Stand by.
- - We're going live.
- The way we work may be a mystery to you.
- Making honey takes a lot of bees
- doing a lot of small jobs.
- But let me tell you about a small job.
- If you do it well,
- it makes a big difference.
- More than we realized.
- To us, to everyone.
- That's why I want to get bees
- back to working together.
- That's the bee way!
- We're not made of Jell-O.
- We get behind a fellow.
- - Black and yellow!
- - Hello!
- Left, right, down, hover.
- - Hover?
- - Forget hover.
- This isn't so hard.
- Beep-beep! Beep-beep!
- Barry, what happened?!
- Wait, I think we were
- on autopilot the whole time.
- - That may have been helping me.
- - And now we're not!
- So it turns out I cannot fly a plane.
- All of you, let's get
- behind this fellow! Move it out!
- Move out!
- Our only chance is if I do what I'd do,
- you copy me with the wings of the plane!
- Don't have to yell.
- I'm not yelling!
- We're in a lot of trouble.
- It's very hard to concentrate
- with that panicky tone in your voice!
- It's not a tone. I'm panicking!
- I can't do this!
- Vanessa, pull yourself together.
- You have to snap out of it!
- You snap out of it.
- You snap out of it.
- - You snap out of it!
- - You snap out of it!
- - You snap out of it!
- - You snap out of it!
- - You snap out of it!
- - You snap out of it!
- - Hold it!
- - Why? Oome on, it's my turn.
- How is the plane flying?
- I don't know.
- Hello?
- Benson, got any flowers
- for a happy occasion in there?
- The Pollen Jocks!
- They do get behind a fellow.
- - Black and yellow.
- - Hello.
- All right, let's drop this tin can
- on the blacktop.
- Where? I can't see anything. Oan you?
- No, nothing. It's all cloudy.
- Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry.
- - Thinking bee.
- - Thinking bee.
- Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- Wait a minute.
- I think I'm feeling something.
- - What?
- - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me.
- Like a 27-million-year-old instinct.
- Bring the nose down.
- Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- - What in the world is on the tarmac?
- - Get some lights on that!
- Thinking bee!
- Thinking bee! Thinking bee!
- - Vanessa, aim for the flower.
- - OK.
- Out the engines. We're going in
- on bee power. Ready, boys?
- Affirmative!
- Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it.
- Land on that flower!
- Ready? Full reverse!
- Spin it around!
- - Not that flower! The other one!
- - Which one?
- - That flower.
- - I'm aiming at the flower!
- That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt.
- I mean the giant pulsating flower
- made of millions of bees!
- Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up.
- Rotate around it.
- - This is insane, Barry!
- - This's the only way I know how to fly.
- Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane
- flying in an insect-like pattern?
- Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid.
- Smell it. Full reverse!
- Just drop it. Be a part of it.
- Aim for the center!
- Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman!
- Oome on, already.
- Barry, we did it!
- You taught me how to fly!
- - Yes. No high-five!
- - Right.
- Barry, it worked!
- Did you see the giant flower?
- What giant flower? Where? Of course
- I saw the flower! That was genius!
- - Thank you.
- - But we're not done yet.
- Listen, everyone!
- This runway is covered
- with the last pollen
- from the last flowers
- available anywhere on Earth.
- That means this is our last chance.
- We're the only ones who make honey,
- pollinate flowers and dress like this.
- If we're gonna survive as a species,
- this is our moment! What do you say?
- Are we going to be bees, orjust
- Museum of Natural History keychains?
- We're bees!
- Keychain!
- Then follow me! Except Keychain.
- Hold on, Barry. Here.
- You've earned this.
- Yeah!
- I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect
- fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves.
- Oh, yeah.
- That's our Barry.
- Mom! The bees are back!
- If anybody needs
- to make a call, now's the time.
- I got a feeling we'll be
- working late tonight!
- Here's your change. Have a great
- afternoon! Oan I help who's next?
- Would you like some honey with that?
- It is bee-approved. Don't forget these.
- Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me.
- And I don't see a nickel!
- Sometimes I just feel
- like a piece of meat!
- I had no idea.
- Barry, I'm sorry.
- Have you got a moment?
- Would you excuse me?
- My mosquito associate will help you.
- Sorry I'm late.
- He's a lawyer too?
- I was already a blood-sucking parasite.
- All I needed was a briefcase.
- Have a great afternoon!
- Barry, I just got this huge tulip order,
- and I can't get them anywhere.
- No problem, Vannie.
- Just leave it to me.
- You're a lifesaver, Barry.
- Oan I help who's next?
- All right, scramble, jocks!
- It's time to fly.
- Thank you, Barry!
- That bee is living my life!
- Let it go, Kenny.
- - When will this nightmare end?!
- - Let it all go.
- - Beautiful day to fly.
- - Sure is.
- Between you and me,
- I was dying to get out of that office.
- You have got
- to start thinking bee, my friend.
- - Thinking bee!
- - Me?
- Hold it. Let's just stop
- for a second. Hold it.
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone.
- Oan we stop here?
- I'm not making a major life decision
- during a production number!
- All right. Take ten, everybody.
- Wrap it up, guys.
- I had virtually no rehearsal for that.
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