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- NANCY’S HALLOWEENHOAXBLOWER REVEALED?HERO DOG MEME MELTDOWNCALI WILDFIRESAMNESTY PUSHSWAMP WINS WORLD SERIES
- Spooky: Pelosi’s Halloween 🎃👻Impeachment Plan Vote Scares Democrats, Splinters House Majority
- Scary Pelosi
- House Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s (D-CA) proposal to vote on formalizing procedures for the impeachment inquiry into President Donald Trump has splintered members of her own caucus.
- Fashion Notes: Melania Trump Takes Inspiration from American Troops in Coach Trench Coat
- Fashion Notes:🎖️Melania Trump Takes Inspiration from American Troops in Coach Trench Coat🎖️
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- Hoyer on Impeachment Vote: ‘I Don’t Know Whether We Are Going to Get Every Democrat’
- Hoyer on Impeachment Vote: ‘I Don’t Know Whether We Are Going to Get Every Democrat’
- PAM KEY
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- Watch–Ken Cuccinelli Takes on Debbie Wasserman Schultz: ‘You Can Get Away with Not Telling the Truth’
- Watch–Ken Cuccinelli Takes on Debbie Wasserman Schultz: ‘You Can Get Away with Not Telling the Truth’
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- Report: Kamala Harris Laying Off Dozens of Campaign Staffers
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- GOP Establishment Looks to Torpedo Ken Cuccinelli as Possible DHS Chief
- JOHN BINDER
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- Cory Booker Announces Girlfriend Rosario Dawson will Join Campaign Trail in Iowa
- Sanctuary County: MS-13 Gang Threatens ‘Retaliation’ at High School
- Sanctuary County: MS-13 Gang Threatens ‘Retaliation’ at High School
- JOHN BINDER
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- Authorities Study Skulls, Fetus from Mexico City Cartel’s Witchcraft Altar
- Authorities Study Skulls, Fetus from Mexico City Cartel’s Witchcraft Altar
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- 54 U.N. Countries: China’s Concentration Camps Bring ‘Stronger Sense of Happiness’
- 1,000 ‘education centers’ of torture, indoctrination, rape, murder
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- Watch Live: Democrats Hold Hearing on Impeachment Resolution
- China Urges Hong Kong to Abandon ‘Saboteur,’ ‘Rogue’ Protest Leader Joshua Wong
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- Early Election Polling Gives Conservatives Only Fragile Lead After Brexit Failure
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- Frantic Blair Says: ‘Don’t Mix up Election with Brexit’, After Labour Defied His Calls to Block Vote
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- 11 Suspected Jihadists Arrested in Swiss Raids, Including Several Minors
- Cuccinelli Takes on DWS: 'You Can Get Away with Not Telling the Truth'
- Cuccinelli Takes on DWS: 'You Can Get Away with Not Telling the Truth'
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- Pompeo: Maybe Obama Didn’t Give Weapons to Ukraine Because of Hunter
- Pompeo: Maybe Obama Didn’t Give Weapons to Ukraine Because of Hunter
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- Battleground States Oppose Impeachment and Removal
- Battleground States Oppose Impeachment and Removal
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- Pelosi’s Impeachment Vote Scares Democrats, Splinters House Majority
- Pelosi’s Impeachment Vote Scares Democrats, Splinters House Majority
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- RealClearInvestigations Suggests Whistleblower Likely Eric Ciaramella
- RealClearInvestigations Suggests Whistleblower Likely Eric Ciaramella
- Netherlands: Moslem Arrested for Stabbing Married Couple to Death at Movie Theater
- Charles Martel
- Remember when something like this would have been big news across Europe?
- Tattooed Ape Responsible for Church Shooting Attacks His White Public Defender During Jailhouse Meeting
- Charles Martel
- Monkeyman Pleads Guilty to Striking and Killing White Motorcyclist with His Car While Drunk
- Charles Martel
- South Africa: Respected White Rock Climber Killed by Blacks During Adventure Farm Robbery
- Charles Martel
- Italy: Tunisian Attacks Woman on Street Because He Wanted to “Scar an Italian Woman”
- Charles Martel
- ... Well penis.
- .... Time for the wind blowy thing. Y'know. Whatever it's called. Oh right... The weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- OCT 31
- Mostly Sunny
- 56°31°
- 0%
- N 15 mph 44%
- FRI
- NOV 1
- Mostly Sunny
- 64°39°
- 0%
- SE 6 mph 40%
- SAT
- NOV 2
- Partly Cloudy
- 65°38°
- 0%
- N 14 mph 47%
- SUN
- NOV 3
- Partly Cloudy
- 67°48°
- 10%
- SE 8 mph 50%
- MON
- NOV 4
- Mostly Cloudy
- 75°61°
- 20%
- S 11 mph 70%
- TUE
- NOV 5
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 80°56°
- 30%
- SSE 8 mph 74%
- WED
- NOV 6
- AM Thunderstorms
- 73°56°
- 40%
- NE 9 mph 73%
- THU
- NOV 7
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 68°55°
- 40%
- NNE 10 mph 77%
- FRI
- NOV 8
- Showers
- 62°51°
- 50%
- NNE 10 mph 75%
- SAT
- NOV 9
- Showers
- 61°52°
- 40%
- NNE 11 mph 81%
- SUN
- NOV 10
- Showers
- 67°51°
- 40%
- NNE 10 mph 77%
- MON
- NOV 11
- Mostly Cloudy
- 67°51°
- 20%
- NNE 9 mph 74%
- TUE
- NOV 12
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 71°50°
- 40%
- SE 10 mph 66%
- WED
- NOV 13
- AM Thunderstorms
- 68°52°
- 40%
- N 9 mph 68%
- THU
- NOV 14
- Partly Cloudy
- 71°52°
- 20%
- S 8 mph 70%
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- Why is it always so fucking cold these days? What's happening to the planet?
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- Current threat: The pumpkin headed man. 🎃
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- Lubbock
- Lubbock is a city that is located in the Northwestern part of the state where everything is bigger, including the people. Known as "The Belt Buckle of the Bible Belt", the population is consisted of Bible thumpers and Conservative Republitards that has a an Anti-Obama bumper sticker on their rusty ass Ford pickup and a gun in the glove compartment in case when the only Jew in town comes to say hello to them. Lubbock is extremely infamous for having a church on every fucking street corner in town. No matter what if you are in the neighborhoods, downtown or outside city limits, you will run into a church and question why the fuck is there nothing good here. The fact is there is nothing good here. It's all flat cotton fields and wind to annoy the shit out of you as there's a chance that you will have dirt flying in your eye and instantly go blind. Lubbock is so fucking boring, when somebody comes to perform a concert or show in town, the police will be after their ass for being too exciting or not Jesus friendly. This is why barely anybody ever or should never visit Lubbock.
- (( LUBBOCK ))
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- Another crappy article. Yay.
- .... Time for some unfunny quotes.
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- <AlmtyBob> if you count her cunt as kissing then it's been about a year since I kissed a chick
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- <prick> I hate parents who add letters to their kids' otherwise normal names
- <prick> Or change them
- <prick> "JESSICKA" "TIPHANIE"
- <prick> Do you really think that your child will be unique or sparkling because of the confusion associatedwith their name?
- <prick> All you're doing is setting her up for a lifetime of spelling out her name to strangers
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- Hilarious. Hahahahahahahahah. That laughter is real...
- Night of the Living Dead is a 1968 American independent horror film written, directed, photographed and edited by George Romero, co-written by John Russo, and starring Duane Jones and Judith O'Dea. The story follows seven people who are trapped in a rural farmhouse in Western Pennsylvania, which is besieged by a large and growing group of "living dead". The 96-minute film was completed on a $114,000 budget (equivalent to $821,000 in 2018) and shot outside Pittsburgh, where it had its theatrical premiere on October 1, 1968. It grossed $12 million domestically ($86 million, 2018) and $18 million internationally ($130 million, 2018). Despite being heavily criticized upon its release for its explicit gore, the film eventually garnered critical acclaim and was selected in 1999 by the Library of Congress for preservation in the National Film Registry. Night of the Living Dead led to five subsequent films between 1978 and 2009, also directed by Romero, and inspired several remakes.
- Film credit: George A. Romero
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- Well I'm out. I'm gonna go fuck a pumpkin... What? Come on. At least I don't fuck watermelons.
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