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- Well. It's a nice spring morning. Time for the news.
- 3.84M Unemployment Claims This Week
- trump
- New claims for unemployment benefits fell to 3.84 million in the week ended April 25, data from the Department of Labor showed Thursday. That brings new unemployment claims, a pro9xy for layoffs, over the past six weeks to around 30
- VA Cracks on Coronavirus Shutdown: Governor Admits State Met Metrics for Phase One Reopening
- 1391
- …NC County to Defy Stay-at-Home Orders
- 565
- N. Carolina Meets Guidelines for Reopening, Dem Gov. Sez Not Until May 8…
- 663
- WashPost: Joe Biden Should Release Records, Address Tara Reade Scandal
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- 1372
- Five Businesses Sue Gov. Gretchen Whitmer over Constitutional Rights
- 738
- Stacey Abrams: ‘We Must Expand Use of Vote by Mail,’ Ballot Harvesting
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 936
- Romney: ‘Understatement’ to Say America ‘Didn’t Look Real Strong’ with Trump’s Coronavirus Response
- 2352
- Venezuela: Maduro Claims Miracle Halt in Coronavirus Cases in 24 Hours
- 86
- Report: North Korea to Lock Down Through 2020 Despite ‘Zero’ Coronavirus Cases
- 94
- China Uses Likely Fake Coronavirus Data to Slam U.S. for ‘High’ Case Numbers
- 84
- Hayward: How China Turns Globalist Billionaires and Big Tech into Spokespeople
- JOHN HAYWARD
- 3460
- New Jersey Allowing State Parks, Golf Courses to Reopen
- 62
- Nevada Governor Extends Stay-at-Home Order
- 120
- WAPO Poll: Hispanics Are the Strongest Opponents of Immigration
- 161
- Kobach: The Tenth Circuit Wrongly Strikes Down Kansas’s Proof-of-Citizenship Election Requirement
- 639
- Exclusive — Juanita Broaddrick Blasts Hillary’s Biden Endorsement: Has ‘Decades of Experience’ Enabling ‘Sexual Predator’ Bill
- 767
- Report: Major League Baseball’s Opening Day Could Be July 4th
- 109
- Nolte: 3 Falsehoods in Biden Campaign’s Tara Reade Talking Points
- 1431
- Dem Warner Defends W.H.O., Not In Cahoots with China
- 4098
- Watch Live: President Trump Meets with Executives to Discuss Opening Up America Again
- 433
- Laura Dern, Rainn Wilson Promote Virtual Rally to Fight Climate Change
- 279
- Greg Gutfeld Beats Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert in Late-Night Ratings Race
- 301
- Harrison Ford Under Investigation by FAA over Runway Incident
- 1279
- Rob Reiner: The Cancer on This Presidency Has Spread Throughout America
- 6736
- Michael Malice: Kim Jong-un Uses Int’l Speculation to Hype Himself
- 80
- Peru: 9 Killed in Prison Riots as Inmates Demand Protection from Coronavirus
- Peru: 9 Killed in Prison Riots as Inmates Demand Protection from Coronavirus
- 8
- Acting DNI Richard Grenell Shoots Down Reports of Early Intelligence Community Warnings on Coronavirus
- Grenell Shoots Down Reports of Early Intel Warnings on C-virus
- 383
- Iran Warns U.S. Navy in the Persian Gulf: Get Ready for a ‘Hard Slap in the Face’
- 4444
- Report: Joe Biden Campaign 'Circulated Talking Points' Re: Tara Reade
- Report: Joe Biden Campaign 'Circulated Talking Points' Re: Tara Reade
- 6999
- Biden Was at Meeting Where Comey Was Told to Brief Trump on Dossier
- Biden Was at Meeting Where Comey Was Told to Brief Trump on Dossier
- 1650
- McCain: Kushner’s Booming Economy by July Claim 'Absolute Fantasy'
- McCain: Kushner’s Booming Economy by July Claim 'Absolute Fantasy'
- 676
- VA Says It Has Met Metrics for Phase One Reopening
- VA Says It Has Met Metrics for Phase One Reopening
- 1391
- Rice: Pandemic Opportunity to Make Sure Everyone Can Vote-by-Mail
- Rice: Pandemic Opportunity to Make Sure Everyone Can Vote-by-Mail
- 9929
- Coons: Biden Allegations 'Fully Investigated' and 'Nothing There'
- Coons: Biden Allegations 'Fully Investigated' and 'Nothing There'
- 2998
- Donald Trump Hopes for 25,000 Person Rallies Before November Election
- Donald Trump Hopes for 25,000 Person Rallies Before November Election
- Texas Police Searching for Two Blacks Who Shot and Killed White Teen
- Charles Martel
- It doesn't matter how young and inoffensive you are, blacks will gun you down all the same.
- Trial Date Reset for Venezuelan Who Killed His White Wife in 2011
- Charles Martel
- UK: Moslem Doctor Sentenced for Deliberately Driving at Elderly Pedestrian
- Charles Martel
- Greece: Paki Charged with Seducing 11-Year-Old Girl on Greek Island
- ............. Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- APR 30
- Sunny
- 85°56°
- 0%
- E 5 mph 46%
- FRI
- MAY 1
- Mostly Sunny
- 89°64°
- 10%
- S 13 mph 50%
- SAT
- MAY 2
- Partly Cloudy
- 90°68°
- 10%
- S 16 mph 68%
- SUN
- MAY 3
- Partly Cloudy
- 95°68°
- 10%
- S 13 mph 60%
- MON
- MAY 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 97°68°
- 10%
- S 12 mph 58%
- TUE
- MAY 5
- Partly Cloudy
- 99°70°
- 10%
- SSW 13 mph 56%
- WED
- MAY 6
- Partly Cloudy
- 85°62°
- 10%
- NE 12 mph 53%
- THU
- MAY 7
- Partly Cloudy
- 86°65°
- 20%
- E 11 mph 52%
- FRI
- MAY 8
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 89°64°
- 30%
- ESE 13 mph 59%
- SAT
- MAY 9
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 83°60°
- 40%
- NE 13 mph 57%
- SUN
- MAY 10
- AM Showers
- 83°62°
- 30%
- E 11 mph 61%
- MON
- MAY 11
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 85°64°
- 40%
- ESE 11 mph 60%
- TUE
- MAY 12
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 86°66°
- 40%
- ESE 11 mph 65%
- WED
- MAY 13
- Isolated Thunderstorms
- 87°67°
- 30%
- SE 11 mph 68%
- THU
- MAY 14
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 87°65°
- 40%
- SSE 11 mph 67%
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- Current threat: Angry Muslims. 👳🏾
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- Hidden Wiki
- The Hidden Wiki is a place where pedophiles, serial killers, distributors of CP, l33t h4x0rz, cyber criminals, and trolls post their .onion links with the hopes of getting internet traffic on their shitty sites. As the Hidden Wiki is part of the deep web, (and maybe even the dark web) you need a special kind of browser to access it, namely Tor. Like most wikis, the Hidden Wiki uses an old version of the MediaWiki software that hasn't been updated in ages. Most of the important shit is found on the main page, which is filled with several dead-end links and links to another page of more links. The Hidden Wiki is the epicenter of the deep web, a place where all newfags to the dark Internet go the minute they install Tor, a place of such confusion and faggotry that no normal person would ever want to visit it.
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- The presidency of George Washington began on April 30, 1789, when he took office after the 1788–89 election, the United States' first quadrennial presidential election. He was unanimously re-elected in the 1792 presidential election. Having chosen to retire after two terms, he was succeeded by his vice president, John Adams of the Federalist Party, in 1797.
- This picture is a line engraving of Washington, produced around 1902 by the Department of the Treasury's Bureau of Engraving and Printing (BEP) as part of a BEP presentation album of the first 26 presidents, which was reportedly given to Treasury Secretary Lyman J. Gage. Similar portraits of Washington have been used on designs for the $1 bill.
- Engraving credit: Bureau of Engraving and Printing; restored by Andrew Shiva
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go get some Abacavir. I was diagnosed with HIV..... Don't laugh at that. It's not funny.
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