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- Alright you queers. Here's more news crap.
- Texas Military Seize Park on Border
- Eject USBP Agents
- Abbott vs Biden Escalates
- Texas Military Department soldiers seize Shelby Park in Eagle Pass. (Randy Clark/Breitbart Texas)
- The Texas Military Department seized a city-owned golf course located in the busiest border crossing point along the Rio Grande. The Texas National Guard then ejected U.S. Border Patrol agents from the park and took total control of this section of the U.S.-Mexico border.
- Inflation Reignites: Consumer Prices Rose at a Faster Pace in December
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- Frank Luntz: GOP Iowa Voters So Old, The Average Age Is 'Deceased'
- Frank Luntz: GOP Iowa Voters So Old, The Average Age Is 'Deceased'
- Nikki Haley Once Suggested Climate Change is to Blame for Mass Immigration
- Nikki Haley Once Suggested Climate Change is to Blame for Mass Immigration
- Ukrainian Prison Hell: American Gonzalo Lira Dies in Zelensky’s Custody
- Prices - President Joe Biden listens during a joint news conference with Japan's Prime Minister Fumio Kishida and South Korea's President Yoon Suk Yeol on Friday, Aug. 18, 2023, at Camp David, the presidential retreat, near Thurmont, Md. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)
- Strange Joe Biden Moment in Pennsylvania Coffee Shop Goes Viral
- Poll Shows Slight Majority Support States Banning Trump from Ballot
- Poll Shows Slight Majority Support States Banning Trump from Ballot
- Report: Army 'Baffled' by Sharp Decline in White Recruits in Last 5 Years
- Report: Army 'Baffled' by Sharp Decline in White Recruits in Last 5 Years
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- W.H.O. Picks Trans Activists to Set Global Child-Rearing Rules
- W.H.O. Picks Trans Activists to Set Global Child-Rearing Rules
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- Exclusive: MTG Has 'High Expectations' Brian Kemp Will Open Criminal Probe
- Exclusive: MTG Has 'High Expectations' Brian Kemp Will Open Criminal Probe
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- Texas Military Seizes City-Owned Border Park -- Ejects Federal Agents
- Texas Military Seizes City-Owned Border Park -- Ejects Federal Agents
- Red-Headed Groid Arrsested for Murphy Park Rape.
- I mean, his hair is red and everything. The alarms were there.
- Negro Arrested for Oklahoma County Killings.
- Philly Groid Strangles His Mudshark Girlfriend to Death.
- NIGerian Arrested for Stealing $100K from School Construction Authority.
- ........... Weather.
- Today
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- A few clouds. Low 26F. SSE winds shifting to NNE at 10 to 20 mph.
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- Current threat: Aliens. 👽
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- Conspiracy Theory
- There is a secret cabal whose only design is to keep you from getting laid. There are forces aligning against your attempts to make money. Secret societies are lining up and scheming just so that you will never be successful. Mysterious factions gather under the full moon, attempting to bring the downfall of the world, just so that you will never lose weight, be attractive, or stop smelling like cheese. All of these things, these Conspiracy Theories, are the average internet slob’s excuse as to why he or she has become and remains such a goddamned loser. All conspiracy theories revolve around two things, fail and money. If you can find any subject which involves some type of fail in which someone made money there is a conspiracy.
- Your typical conspiracy theorists are basement dwellers who spend too much time on the internet watching conspiracy videos on Youtube, reading Wikilinks, Truthism.com, Infowars, masturbating furiously to recordings of Alex Jones, and usually refer to themselves as being in Anonymous. Theorists think they are far more intelligent than the normal human being. They like to tell people to WAKE UP!, which they think is clever, but is actually quite annoying, and often call anyone who doesn't believe in conspiracy theories as "sheep". This is particularly ironic considering most conspiracy theorists are only going on what other conspiracy theorists tell them is true. The truth is, infact, most theorists are mentally disturbed psychopaths and Aspies with very little sense of reality.
- (( DID YOU KNOW THE JEWS ARE BEHIND FUCKING EVERYTHING?! ))
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- The Roman amphitheatre of Italica is a ruined Roman amphitheatre situated outside the ancient Roman settlement of Italica in Andalusia, Spain, near the modern city of Seville. It was built during the reign of the emperor Hadrian (who was born in Italica), approximately between the years AD 117 and 138, and was one of the largest amphitheatres in the Roman Empire. With a capacity of 25,000 spectators, it had an elliptical shape of around 160 by 137 metres (525 by 449 ft), with three levels of stands: the first of these remains intact, the second partially so, and the third is mostly in ruin. The amphitheatre, along with the rest of Italica, was largely abandoned by the Romans in the 3rd century. It was rediscovered in the 17th century during the Renaissance, and work to unearth the amphitheatre began in the late 19th century. It is now a tourist site offering visitor tours, and also featured in the TV series Game of Thrones as the dragonpit of King's Landing. This panoramic photograph shows the interior of the amphitheatre in 2015.
- Photograph credit: Diego Delso
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- Well I'm dying a little inside each time I do this. Anyway, I'm gonna go hump a 6 year old girl... What? That kike Woody Alan gets to do that.
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