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`You remind me of Pokemon- I just want to Pikachu.`,`You put the “cool” in Tentacool.`,`Butterfree up your schedule- because you’re going out with me.`,`There are plenty of fish in the sea- but you’re my Golden Magikarp.`,`If I were a Milktank- I’d use ATTRACT on you.`,`You set my Chimchar on fire.`,`Will you be My-LEDIAN?`,`The only star I adore is STAR-YU.`,`You must know Earthquake because your smile leaves me shaking inside.`,`You must know Tail Whip- because your beauty leaves me defenseless`,`I bought you an everstone- because I love you just the way you are.`,`Let’s battle so they can get some experience.`,`May I ASH you out?`,`I can be your LAPRAS and take you to a soothing journey.`,`You are ONIX-pectedly beautiful!`,`Can I have a little SMOOCHUM from you?`,`You must know Gust- because you totally blew me away.`,`Go out with me and I’ll give you the Antidote.`,`Roses are red- violets are blue. If you were a Pokemon- I’d choose you!`,`You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.`,`Do you know Dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.`,`Are you an HM move? Because I can’t seem to forget about you.`,`Want to register your number in my PokeNav?`,`May I TOGEKISS you?`,`You’re so hot you must have the Volcano badge.`,`Can I call you Cinderella? I’m here to be your Prince Charmander.`,`It feels like my Attack suddenly dropped. It must have been your Charm.`,`I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.`,`Like Jesse and James- We’d make a great team.`,`I’ll stay by your side like Misty and Ash- My love for you burns like A fast Rapidash.`,`You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.`,`If I had you it would be a pure BLISSEY-ing.`,`ONIX-LY you are the most beautiful person I’ve ever seen.`,`I don’t have your number in my POKEDEX. Can I register it?`,`Since I saw you- my heart is bouncing like a SPOINK.`,`Would you pre-FURRET to go out with me?`,`If I were a Nidoking- you would be my Nidoqueen.`,`Yveltal is red. Xerneas is blue. Fennekin is cute- But not as cute as you.`,`Did you learn Flash? Because your smile could light up the Darkest Caves.`,`You might need to catch them all- but all I need to catch is you.`,`Wanna go Pokemon hunting tonight? Because I wanna catch a Pikachu (peek-at-chu)!`,`You just weedled your way into my heart.`,`Groudon is red-Kyogre is blue-if you were a Pokemon-I’d choose you.`,`I like to Pikachu when you’re naked!`,`I need an Awakening-because I just found the girl of my dreams.`,`You’re so cool I’d need an Ice Heal just to chill with you.`,`Hello Beautifly-you’re looking absolutely Goldeen tonight.`,`You’re more legendary than Entei of Mew But out of a million-I choose you.`,`You’re such a good catch-I think I’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.`,`My Kadabra just used Future Sight-and it looks like we’ve got a future together.`,`You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!`,`You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.`,`I wish I was EXEGUTTOR so that I’d have more eyes to look at you.`,`Let me be your ruler. I could be your Nidoqueen.`,`Did it hurt? When you fell trying to catch that fucking Zubat?`,`Charmeleons are red-Wartortles are blue-If you catch my heart-I’ll be your Pikachu.`,`My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.`,`There are a lot of MAGICARP in the sea-but I’m looking for a Gyarados.`,`Wynaut go out with me?`,`You’re hotter than a Charizard’s breath.`,`If you were in a Pokemon Contest-you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.`,`You remind me of Deoxys-you’re out of this world.`,`You're more beautiful than a Beautifly.`,`I’m Natu fond of anyone but you.`,`Aye baby are you a FLAREON? Because you’re a sexy fox!`,`You make me RY-HORNY!`,`My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.`,`Are you a Pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.`,`You’re worth more than a thousand nuggets.`,`You give my Gengar that smile.`,`My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.`,`I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.`,`I think I need a Paralyze Heal because you’re stunning.`,`Did you use CONFUSE RAY? Because you’re making me dizzy.`,`If you were a Pokemon-I’d choose you!`,`You’d be an electric pokemon-cause you are shockingly gorgeous.`,`If they had a LEGENDARY POKEMON of beauty-it´d be you.`,`Did you just FLASH (HM05) me?`,`I will be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu.`,`My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.`,`I’m like a Ditto. I’ll be anything you want me to be.`,`Like an Umbreon-I also evolve at night.`,`Baby-I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.`,`StarMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?`,`You’re so hot I’m going to need a Burn Heal.`,`Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket-or are you just happy to see me?`,`Aipom’s pretty good with his hands-and so am I.`,`When I look at you-my Metapod can’t get any harder.`,`Damn girl-I think I need a Parlyz Heal-Because you’re stunning.`,`Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?`,`My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.`,`Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.`,`I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.`,`You just gave me a Cubone.`,`Would you like to RHYDON me?`,`If I was a Pokemon right now-I’d be an Erectabuzz.`,`Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.`,`I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.`,`Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!`,`Do you want my Wailord inside you?`,`Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.`,`Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod.`,`I don’t need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.`,`My Typhlosion knows Eruption.`,`Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.`,`Hi babe-I see you’re trying to use Attract on me. If you were wondering-it’s working – I just used Harden.`,`I’d like to Pikachu naked.`,`I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.`,`What’s your favorite move? Mine is Lick.`,`I wish I was VICTREEBEL so that I can suck you all into me.`,`You seem delicious-no wonder my tongue is sticking out like SHELLDER.`,`If I was a pokemon-I’d use LICK move on you.`,`I want you to know I’m as aggressive in bed as GYARADOS.`,`Want to Link your cable onto me?`,`I wish you and I were Weedles-so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.`,`Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.`,`I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.`,`Do you wanna see my NUGGETS?`,`Let’s get naughty on my MOLTRESS.`,`Not in back-not in front. I want to give it into your MEOWTH.`,`You must be a hot girl. Because I want to stick my Onix into your Cloyster.`,`Hey-I’ve got some legendary pokemon-do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?`,`I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.`,`I’d use my SLASH move to rip your pants off.`,`Girl you just woke up the SNORLAX in my pants!`,`When I saw you girl-my Metapod used Harden.`,`I’d like to Rock Slide all the way through your Dark Cave.`,`Do you know what would look good on me? Mew.`,`I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.`,`The name’s cock… I mean brock… Wait-I said that right.`,`Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.`,`When I’m around you-I am like a Geodude-as hard as a rock!`,`Care to take a Rhydon my Lapras til you Squirtle over me?`,`Can my DIGGLET go into your hole?`,`At night-do you want me to go fast or as slow as SLOWPOKE?`,`I know your not a pokestop but I´d still spin you around and tap that.`,`How about you come and see my safari zone.`,`I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.`,`Did you read this weekend’s forecast? Cloudy with a chance of Squirtle.`,`Can I fingerbang you-with my Bulbasaur?`,`I want to PIK-AT-CHU when you are in the shower.`,`You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.`,`Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?`,`You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.`,`You put the “BONE” in Cubone.`,`If you were a pokemon-you’d be a Squirtle-cause you make me wet!`,`If I were a Ghastly-I’d seep right through your pants.`,`Let’s make RegiLove!`,`I just want to stick it in your wooper.`,`I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.`,`How would you like to see my viridian forest-well it’s not really viridian.`,`I can make your Milktanks moo.`,`You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!`,`My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.`,`Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?`,`I like to compare myself with Smeargle… I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.`,`Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?`,`I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.`,`I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.`,`I’ve got an Onyx-and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).`,`How about you use REST-so I can sleep with you.`,`Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.`,`Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?`,`Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!`,`Don’t make me use my Water Gun all over you!`,`I wish I was a Seaking-so I could HORN DRILL you.`,`Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink -`,`What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.`,`Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?`,`Let’s make like the pages of this guidebook and get under the covers.`,`I’ve got Masterballs baby.`,`I wish I was an Abra-so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.`,`My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!!`,`I’d POUND you with my Piplup.`,`My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!`,`You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.`,`How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?`,`If I were a Pidgeotto-I’d GUST your pants off.`,`Are you a Hitmonlee? ’Cause your body is kickin’.`,`My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.`,`Want to ride my emPOLEon?`,`Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?`,`I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!`,`If I were a Hitmonchan-I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.`,`It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!`,`I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.`,`You make my Darkrai rise.`,`Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.`,`You make me feel like an Electrode-you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.`,`I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.`,`Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you’re the only HO I see.`,`Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.`,`Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?`,`Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?`,`You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.`,`I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.`,`Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?`,`Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?`,`If I were a Clefairy-I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.`,`I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.`,`Is that a TANGELA down there?`,`You make my Darkrai rise.`,`Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky?`,`You´re gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time I’m done with you.`,`My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!`,`Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?`,`My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.`
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