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- Morning, frigates. Time for the news.
- Biden Blames Trump for Getting China Virus
- ‘Embarrassing for the Nation’
- WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 05: U.S. President Donald Trump salutes Marine One helicopter pilots after returning to the White House from Walter Reed National Military Medical Center on October 05, 2020 in Washington, DC. Trump spent three days hospitalized for coronavirus. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
- President Donald Trump is responsible for contracting the coronavirus, Democratic presidential nominee Joe Biden said late Monday night, adding it was “embarrassing for the nation” that he fell ill.
- Donald Trump Returns to the White House: Don’t Let Coronavirus Dominate You
- Trump Returns to White House: Don’t Let virus Dominate You
- 10,407
- MSNBC’s Maddow: Trump’s ‘Performative Return’ Was ‘Unnerving Spectacle’ — He Was ‘Struggling to Breathe’
- MSNBC Maddow: Trump’s ‘Performative Return’ ‘Unnerving Spectacle’
- PAM KEY
- 1,410
- CNN’s Cuomo: Trump’s Coronavirus Spin a ‘Bunch of Bullsh*t’
- CNN Cuomo: POTUS Virus Spin ‘Bullsh*t’
- PAM KEY
- 2,741
- WH’s McEnany on COVID Diagnosis: ‘I’m Feeling Great, I’m Having No Symptoms’
- McEnany: ‘I’m Feeling Great, I’m Having No Symptoms’
- 303
- Stelter: Trump Hospital Departure Not a Real Show of Strength, But a Performative Show of Strength — ‘What Strongmen Do’
- CNN Stelter: Trump Hospital Departure Not Real Show of Strength
- JEFF POOR
- 445
- Byrne: National Security Threat from Trump COVID Diagnosis an ‘Overplay’ by Democrats
- 23
- …Repeats Charlottesville ‘Very Fine People Hoax’; Lester Holt Does Not Correct…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 97
- Fact Check: Joe Biden Claims Trump ‘Did Not Want to Answer Any Questions’ in Debate
- Fact Check-A-Rama: Biden Claims Trump ‘Did Not Want to Answer Any Questions’ in Debate…
- 176
- Fact Check: Joe Biden Claims ‘I’ve Taken on the Castros of the World’
- …Sez Taken on the Castros of the World’
- 112
- Fact Check: Joe Biden Claims He Stood Up to Vladimir Putin
- …Claims Stood Up to Putin…
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- 139
- Joe Biden to Girls: I Want to See Them Dance ‘When They’re 4 Years Older’
- Creepy Joe: I Want to See Them Dance ‘When They’re 4 Years Older’
- KYLE OLSON
- 1,816
- Kamala Harris Courts Mormon Voters Ahead of VP Debate in Salt Lake City
- Kamala Harris Courts Mormon Voters Ahead of VP Debate in Salt Lake City
- 1,114
- Biden: 18,000 Got Clemency under Obama Admin, Trump Only ‘Got Two or Three’
- 489
- Josh Gad: Jews Who Support Trump Are Siding with Nazis
- Josh Gad: Jews Who Support Trump Are Siding with Nazis
- 7,060
- Sean Penn Offers to Retest Trump to Verify His COVID-19 Diagnosis Is Legit
- Sean Penn Offers to Retest Trump to Verify His COVID-19 Diagnosis Is Legit
- 1,705
- Debra Messing Falsely Accuses Trump of Making Money ‘Off His COVID’ — No Fact Check from Twitter
- Debra Messing Falsely Accuses Trump of Making Money ‘Off His COVID’
- 220
- Howard Stern Compares SCOTUS Rose Garden Event to Jonestown Massacre
- Howard Stern Compares SCOTUS Rose Garden Event to Jonestown Massacre
- 473
- Nolte: Michael Rapaport Asks if ‘Buffalo Sarah’ Huckabee Will Replace Kayleigh McEnany
- Nolte: Michael Rapaport Asks if ‘Buffalo Sarah’ Huckabee Will Replace Kayleigh McEnany
- 455
- Parents Claim Kindergartener Sent Home from School for Struggling to Wear Mask
- Parents Claim Kindergartener Sent Home from School for Struggling to Wear Mask
- 434
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- Kayleigh McEnany Tests Positive for Covid-19
- Kayleigh McEnany Tests Positive for Covid-19
- 7,974
- Hollywood Celebrities Explode over Trump Leaving Walter Reed
- Hollywood Celebrities Explode over Trump Leaving Walter Reed
- 11,921
- Celebrities Triggered by Trump Visit to Fans Outside Walter Reed
- Celebrities Triggered by Trump Visit to Fans Outside Walter Reed
- 10,736
- Oprah Winfrey: America Was 'the Template for Nazi Germany'
- Oprah Winfrey: America Was 'the Template for Nazi Germany'
- 361
- Pinkerton: Vote Fraud Reminds Us Why We Need the Electoral College
- Pinkerton: Vote Fraud Reminds Us Why We Need the Electoral College
- 4,624
- Would-Be Carjacker Doused with Gasoline, Scared Away with Handgun
- Would-Be Carjacker Doused with Gasoline, Scared Away with Handgun
- 1,714
- Donald Trump in All-Caps Tweet Storm Urges Supporters to Vote
- Donald Trump in All-Caps Tweet Storm Urges Supporters to Vote
- 4,516
- Biden Scolds Trump: Says He Is 'Responsible' for Getting Coronavirus
- Biden Scolds Trump: Says He Is 'Responsible' for Getting Coronavirus
- 673
- New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo Threatens to Close Synagogues
- New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo Threatens to Close Synagogues
- 1,074
- Trump Returns to the White House: Don't Let Coronavirus Dominate You
- Trump Returns to the White House: Don't Let Coronavirus Dominate You
- Goodyear Tire has Gone Full Black Lives Matter – Your Workplace is Next
- Andrew Anglin
- Your workplace is going to become a place of moral instruction in the values of the
- Veteran Threatens California County Board – “This Won’t Stay Peaceful”
- Andrew Anglin
- Nig to Appear in Court After Murdering White Man.
- I wish he would just go back to his own country.
- Ape Arrested After Murdering his Mudshark Girlfriend in Sioux City.
- Groid Dies After Getting Into Shootout at Dollar General.
- Three Nickels Charged With Homicide After Shooting White Woman To Death at Charlotte Shopping Center.
- Nibba Arrested For Murder of White Man in East Austin.
- Sheboon Shoots White Man at a Waffle House.
- Negro Avoids Jail Time After Beating White Florida Tourist To Death in NYC.
- ......... Well penis.... Weather.
- Tue 06 | Day
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- Cloudy early, becoming mostly sunny this afternoon. High around 90F. Winds light and variable.
- Humidity
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- Tue 06 | Night
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- Clear skies. Low around 60F. Winds light and variable.
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- Moonset
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- Current threat: 🐻 Care bears.
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- Neknominate
- Neknominate (also known as Neck and Nominate, Neknomination or Neck Nomination) is an online drinking game where the main participants are 16-year-old female honkies and guys trying to look cool while impressing their white trash friends. The videos are mainly uploaded to Facebook, often their friends can be heard giggling and cheering on participants. Like everything else that is lame, this game originated from Australia. Neknomination also gives Australians a reason to drink on weekdays, a definate sign of alcoholism.
- The drink must be alcoholic.
- The drink must be consumed in a single gulp.
- A video must be uploaded to the internets, preferably on Facebook so parents can be proud of their angel.
- You must nominate two or three persons, if they do not complete the challenge they owe you more alcohol. Hopefully enough for you to kill yourself with it.
- (( NEXT STEP: ENEMAS ))
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- Alright, homos. Time for more IRC stuff: #EFNetNews:
- [21:16] <+Darn> why didnt I get a personal premier msg for the first efn2 broadcast?
- [21:16] <+Darn> thats a good way to not get sponsered
- [21:20] <+sly> lel
- [21:21] <+luldangs> Umad
- [21:21] <+luldangs> Eeeee
- [21:21] <+sly> Eeeeeeeeee
- [21:21] <+luldangs> Sup brother
- [21:21] <+sly> drilling garbage -.-
- [21:22] <+luldangs> Like, a bad result?
- [21:22] <+sly> raping the earth of its garbage
- 03[21:22] * lel_ (burnout@2600:3c00:e000:1bf::2) has joined #EFNetNews
- [21:22] <+Civ1l> what? lel_ you hilighted me?!?
- [21:22] <+sly> bad ground
- [21:22] <+dOm3r> Hi lel_
- [21:22] <+sly> leeeeel
- [21:22] <+luldangs> Oh
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- A juvenile pied avocet (Recurvirostra avosetta) near Oosterend, Texel Island, the Netherlands. While adults are black and white, juveniles of this species have more greyish and sepia tones.
- Photograph: Andreas Trepte
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go park my car in the garage and sit inside with the car on.
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