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- Dem Rep. Casten: Support for More Deportations 'Xenophobia'
- Trump Posts Photo of Illegal Alien's Knuckle Tattoos Amid MS-13 Charges
- Military, Legal Experts: Israeli's Gaza Campaign ‘Morally Justified'
- Acting IRS Commissioner Replaced Days After Appointment
- Attorneys Request Deportations of Venezuelan Migrants Be Stopped
- Vince Vaughn Joins President Trump in the Oval Office
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- Trump Posts Photo of Deported Illegal Alien Abrego Garcia’s MS-13 Knuckle Tattoos While Dems Insist He’s Not a Gang Member
- ’I Must Be Allowed to Do My Job’
- Trump Shows Photo of Gang Tatoos
- President Donald Trump shared a photo of the tattoos on the knuckles of illegal alien Kilmar Abrego Garcia, an accused MS-13 gang member, wife beater, and human trafficker amid Democrats’ complaining about the man’s deportation to his native El Salvador. “I was elected to take bad people out of the United States,” Trump said. “I must be allowed to do my job.”
- Washington State Instructor Arrested for Allegedly Assaulting Pro-Trump Student
- WSU Instructor Arrested for Allegedly Assaulting Pro-Trump Student
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- Rep. Andy Biggs Reveals His Daughter Has Died After ‘Battle with Cancer’
- Rep. Andy Biggs Reveals His Daughter Has Died After 'Battle with Cancer'
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- Trump Will Walk Away From Ukraine Talks in Days if Moscow and Kyiv Aren’t Serious About Peace
- Trump Will Walk From Ukraine Talks in Days if no Progress Warns Rubio
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- Gavin Newsom Sues DOGE over Cuts to AmeriCorps: ‘Go F*** Yourself’
- Gavin Newsom Sues DOGE over Cuts to AmeriCorps Volunteer Program
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- Democrat Shri Thanedar Calls to Impeach Trump for Sending El Salvadoran Illegal Immigrant to Priso
- Democrat Calls to Impeach Trump For Deporting Salvadoran to El Salvador
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- ‘We Are Not the Same:’ Trump Meets with Angel Mom as Chris Van Hollen Meets with Accuse
- Trump Meets with Angel Mom as Van Hollen Meets with Accused Gang Member
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- PHOTOS: Christians Around the World Observe Good Friday
- PHOTOS: Christians Around the World Observe Good Friday
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- Hillary Clinton: ‘Americans of Conscience Must Stand Against’ Trump Deporting Illegal A
- Hillary Clinton Throws Support Behind Accused MS-13 Gang Member
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- Video Shows ‘Sixth Sense’ Star Haley Joel Osment Yell Jewish Slurs as Police Charge Him
- 'Sixth Sense' Star Haley Joel Osment Yell Jewish Slurs as Police Charge Him
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- Democrat Gov. Wes Moore Wants Illegal Migrant ‘Brought Back Home to Maryland’
- Gov. Wes Moore Wants Illegal Migrant 'Brought Back Home to Marylan
- Top NY Fed Pleads no Release for Subhuman Who Murdered NYPD Officer in 1988.
- Let's hope he doesn't know hot to get away with murder.
- Family Throws Press Conference for Teen Who Was Murdered by Dallas Banana Thrower.
- Cleveland Nig Nog Charged in 3 Cold Case Rapes.
- Baboon Arrested After Raping Teen in Tacoma.
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- Family Guy
- There is a show broadcasted by Fox that doesn't deserve the euphemistic labels of 'Autistic' or 'Retarded'. Rather, the shorthand title aptly explains in acronym form its true description, you see Family Guy or FG actually stands for Fake and Gay. Nothing further is to be expected from this "show" and should (as advised pre-airing) be viewed with extreme discretion as watching this show has more severe mind-numbing properties than alcohol, meth, T.V., /b/, or worst of all, weed.
- The haphazard plot lines when broadcast through the airwaves are so awful they literally cause a scent to belch from the speakers of any receiving television, thus explaining the wretched sulfuric diarrhea stench that all FG fans reek of. This however only explains only about twelve percent of the demographic, the remaining eighty-eight percent are comprised of neglected infants who already smell of shit, and of course neglected youth from about age five and above who are too busy emitting pubescent, berry-scented hormones which attract pedophiles, masking the shit smell still to come when they reach the drinking age for all FG fans: <16
- Family Guy has irrelevant social commentary, toilet humor, cheap animation, and anything else foul or esoteric, and any true person or EDiot will find that the plot, though pockmarked at every turn with distracting cutaways, has the overall simplicity and streamlining one would come to expect from kids shows such as Teen Titans Go!, Johnny Test, Regular Show, The Amazing World of Gumball, Clarence, or Adventure Time, all of which airs on the same channel as Family Guy: Cartoon Netwerk, proving once and for all that all of televised animation is targeted towards children and olchi.
- Like 96% of all shows on Faux, Family Guy has a cast of one dimensional, unoriginal characters, of which being a family whose main selling points are the sped father, a whore wife, two or so damaged kids, an English-speaking pet/alien/something else and a hideously deformed, extraneous homosexual. All of these characters were concocted in the cyclical-thinking mind of Seth MacFarlane, creator of even less entertaining deviations such as American Dad! and the White Nigger Variety Show.
- These all have a range of five to seven main characters and countless secondary and tertiary peons that, at any given time, will without fail persistently undergo completely unrealistic uncyclopedic adventures, and no matter what they do, such as bomb children's hospitals, inject themselves with the disease and have eleven way orgies, kill hundreds upon thousands of people while fighting humanoid fowl, or summon the Kool-Aid Man in a courthouse, everything returns to normal by the next week and no consequences ever occur, during which not a single lol is produced, and only indirectly does the program create some lulz when impressionable children try all of this and wind up killing themselves or others.
- The show was canceled twice for good reason, but after the Great Retard Revolt of '04 F(a)G gave itself the James Woods revitalization routine and was reborn into even worse crap than it was originally, like James Woods. It now often crosses lines that ED crossed far before FG even dared to even consider hinting at it, and is still the epitome of plagiarism of such long-standing shows as The Simpsons, which has only remained popular due to the yellow-skinned majority of its cast, easing unwarranted racial guilt felt by the white man, and thus discretely displacing it upon those god-awful Chinks.
- (( Please, Someone - Anyone, Stop Seth MacFarlane From Singing ))
- ...................... Well, looks like ol Angey hasn't been giving us any new articles lately. I wonder what happened. Hopefully the kikes didn't capture him. Well anyway, here's an article from him.
- Pikachu Accidentally Added to Goku’s Warrior Group, Sends Dragon Ball World Into Tailspin
- Daily Stormer April 2, 2025
- KAME HOUSE, EARTH—The Dragon Ball universe was thrown into madness this week when a dimensional glitch accidentally added Pikachu to Goku’s elite “Z-Fighter Battle Plans” group chat—leading to the most unexpected crossover disaster in anime history.
- WHAT WENT DOWN IN THE CHAT:
- • Pikachu spammed Thunderbolt GIFs, short-circuiting Bulma’s Scouter servers
- • Vegeta raged after Pikachu called him “a grumpy purple cat” (compared to Meowth)
- • Goku tried to fight Pikachu through the phone, asking “Wait, does this count as a real battle?”
- • Piccolo demanded a “who would win” poll, then lost to Pikachu 87%-13%
- SENSU BEAN MARKET CRASHES
- The fallout was instant:
- • Frieza posted “😂👏—his first-ever emoji usage
- • Trunks and Goten challenged Pikachu to a Poké Ball capture battle
- • Shenron’s group chat status changed to “😐…just fix this.”
- POLL: FANS PREFER CELL GAMES TO THIS
- A shocking fan survey revealed:
- • 92% of Saiyans would rather fight Broly again than deal with Pikachu’s “cheery battle cries”
- • Ash Ketchum trending after posting “Pikachu, return… PLEASE.”
- • Whis quietly left the chat, status updated to “Vacation Mode: Universe 6”
- PIKACHU’S FINAL MESSAGE?
- Before being banished back to Pokémon world, the mouse dropped:
- “pika pika 🥊⚡” (Translation: “Y’all need a Thunderbolt to wake up.”)
- “Tired of weak anime rivals? Drink coffee with real power levels.”
- New “Kamehameha Blend”—so strong it makes Super Saiyan hair stand up.
- PAID PROMOTION: Weak fighters rely on Dragon Balls. Legends drink Black Rifle Coffee and handle their own resurrections.
- Use code “OVER9000” for 20% off—because some battles shouldn’t need wishes.
- #PikaPanic #GokuVsPika #CoffeeBeatsKi
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- Christ Crowned with Thorns, sometimes known as Christ Mocked, is an oil-on-panel painting by Hieronymus Bosch. It is held in the National Gallery in London, which dates it to around 1510, though some art historians prefer earlier dates. The painting combines two events from the biblical account of the Passion: the mocking of Jesus and the crowning with thorns. A serene Jesus, dressed in white at the centre of the busy scene, gazes calmly out of the picture, in contrast with the violent intent of the four men around him. Two armoured soldiers stand above and behind him, with two other spectators kneeling below and in front. The soldier to the right, with oak leaves in his hat and a spiked collar, grasps Jesus's shoulder, while the other soldier to the left, dressed in green with a broad-headed hunting crossbow bolt through his headdress, holds the crown of thorns in a mailed hand, about to thrust it onto Jesus's head. The position of the crown of thorns creates a halo above the head of Jesus. In front, the man to the left has a blue robe and red head covering, and the man to the right in a light red robe is grasping Christ's cloak to strip it off. The figures are crowded together in a small space in a single plane, in a manner reminiscent of Flemish devotional art of the type popularized by Hans Memling and Hugo van der Goes.
- Painting credit: Hieronymus Bosch
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- 🧼 Hello! I'm Anne Frank! After 80 years, I've decided to come back into the spotlight! I've been writing a new book about my experiences. I just wanna say, keeping a low profile was pretty fun for awhile.
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