"One Fast Move" Review (Cut Segment)

This is the cut section from my review for <i>One Fast Move</i>.
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I'm easily entertained. Hell, there's a scene towards the beginning that had me in stitches when Dean asks Wes, <i>"Do you smoke?"</i> literally seconds after walking out of a bar where Wes was smoking in front of him. Granted, it was a cigarette, and I get Dean meant pot, but the point is my f*cking reptilian brain processed that as the most humorous thing in the movie. That being said, it should be extremely telling that even being a generic racing film, it barely held my interest.

Also, that reminds me, the opening shot is Wes (K.J. Apa) leaning over with his shoulders popping out, and for more than a split second, I legitimately thought it was someone aiming their ass high in the air. I've never seen shoulders so bulbous before. Honestly, Apa's physique needs to be studied in this film. Normally, I think K.J. Apa <a href="https://www.mycast.io/stories/breaking-bad-3/roles/walter-white-jr/732304/suggestions/k-j-apa/1370147" rel="nofollow">looks like Walt Jr.</a>, but here, he looks like <i>Terminator Salvation</i> Christian Bale with the body prep of <i>The Fighter</i> Christian Bale... but somehow has a six-pack? No body shaming— I'm a fat ass myself and would give anything to look like that— I just found it to be an interesting contradiction.

P.S. Speaking of generic, the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ri5WRxlMpM" rel="nofollow">song</a> played in the credits gives off big "license this royalty free" with MusicBed, Artlist, or Soundstripe vibes. Still catchy, though, so I'll give it that.

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