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- ...........................................Yo ho ho, me niggers. Time for some fucking news!
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- Test complete. Time to see what that bitch Elizabeth Warren is up to.
- Senate Democrats Demand William Barr Recuse Himself from ‘Trump Ukraine Matters’
- Attorney General nominee William Barr testifies during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Capitol Hill in Washington, Tuesday, Jan. 15, 2019. Barr will face questions from the Senate Judiciary Committee on Tuesday about his relationship with Trump, his views on executive powers and whether he can fairly oversee the special …
- Senate Judiciary Committee Democrats on Friday called on Attorney General William Barr to recuse himself from “Trump Ukraine matters” as an impeachment inquiry into the president continues.
- JOSHUA CAPLAN
- MAHER: THE CLINTONS HAVE ‘TO GO AWAY’
- IAN HANCHETT
- THREE GOP SENATORS HAVE YET TO CONDEMN DEMOCRAT IMPEACHMENT PRACTICES
- SEAN MORAN
- HARRIS CANCELS APPEARANCE AT SOUTH CAROLINA COLLEGE AFTER TRUMP AWARD
- HARIS ALIC
- JAMES O’KEEFE URGES WHISTLEBLOWERS TO COME FORWARD
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- REPUBLICANS ON INTELLIGENCE COMMITTEE CAN REVIEW TRANSCRIPTS — WITH A DEMOCRAT WATCHING
- JOEL B. POLLAK
- POLL: NEARLY HALF OF AMERICAN VOTERS OPPOSE IMPEACHING, REMOVING TRUMP
- EDWIN MORA
- OUR RADAR
- MAHER: ‘SQUAD’ MEMBERS ENDORSING SANDERS GOOD FOR WARREN
- NADLER CELEBRATES DECISION REGARDING MUELLER GRAND JURY EVIDENCE
- KRISTOL: GOP SENATORS SAYING IN PRIVATE THEY COULD ‘CONVICT’ TRUMP
- POLL: NEARLY HALF OF AMERICAN VOTERS OPPOSE IMPEACHING, REMOVING TRUMP
- ANDREW POLLACK: DEMOCRATS CARE MORE ABOUT POWER THAN MURDERED PARKLAND KIDS
- POLL: BERNIE SANDERS LEADS 2020 SCENARIO IN WHICH CLINTON REPLACES BIDEN
- IG HOROWITZ: HIGHLY ANTICIPATED FISA ABUSE PROBE REPORT ‘NEAR COMPLETION’
- JUDGE ORDERS DOJ TO GIVE MUELLER GRAND JURY EVIDENCE TO HOUSE LAWMAKERS
- Joe Biden Scoffs at Fundraising Trouble as Campaign Reverses Course on Super PACs
- Biden Reverses Course on Super PACs
- John Kerry: Evidence Against Trump ‘More Powerful’ Than in Nixon Impeachment
- John Kerry: Evidence Against Trump ‘More Powerful’ Than in Nixon Impeachment
- Line in the Sand: Graham Senate Resolution Against House Democrat Impeachment Process Becomes Rallying Cry
- Graham Senate Resolution Against Dem Impeachment Process Becomes Rallying Cry
- HANNAH BLEAU
- 5 Kanye West Quotes from Faith, the MAGA Hat, Cancel Culture, and 2024
- HANNAH BLEAU
- China Detains Reporter for ‘Making Trouble’ After Covering Hong Kong
- ‘Brazil Needs China’: Bolsonaro Embraces Communist Money on Beijing Trip
- Trump Mocks Tim Ryan for Failed Presidential Bid
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- Trump Campaign Defends Jared, Ivanka after Joe Biden Attacks
- Polls: Pete Surging in Iowa After Putting On ‘Moderate’ Act
- CHARLIE SPIERING
- New Species of Beetle Named After Climate Activist Greta Thunberg
- THOMAS D. WILLIAMS, PH.D.
- Mexican Cardinal: Global Warming Skeptics Are ‘Black Sheep’ of Catholic Church
- Delingpole: Quitting the Paris Accord Trump’s Most Important Achievement
- Charles Barkley: ‘Pence Needs To Shut the Hell Up’
- China-Backed Thugs Vandalize HK Restaurant for Feeding Protesters
- Oxford University Bans Clapping to Keep People from Being ‘Triggered’
- Oxford University Bans Clapping to Keep People from Being ‘Triggered’
- One Adult Chimp (And Three “Teens”) Shoot White Man Dead and Set Fire to His Home
- Charles Martel
- Yeah, I think it's safe to assume the other three suspects are black too.
- Spook Wanted for Shooting Death of White Woman is Captured in New Orleans
- Charles Martel
- UK: Six Pakis Convicted of Raping Young Girls in Huddersfield
- Charles Martel
- Ohio: White Teacher Tries to Break Up Fight in Black-Majority School, Gets Set Upon by Nogs
- Charles Martel
- Johannesburg: Blacks Brutally Bludgeon Elderly White Couple to Death During Home Robbery
- Charles Martel
- Colorado: Negro Fatally Shoots White Woman in Lakewood Motel
- Charles Martel
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- Well penis.
- ........ Weather.
- DAY DESCRIPTION HIGH / LOW PRECIP WIND HUMIDITY
- TODAY
- OCT 26
- Sunny
- 71°44°
- 0%
- WNW 8 mph 54%
- SUN
- OCT 27
- Sunny
- 80°53°
- 0%
- S 10 mph 41%
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- OCT 28
- Partly Cloudy
- 82°61°
- 10%
- SE 10 mph 70%
- TUE
- OCT 29
- Scattered Thunderstorms
- 78°63°
- 60%
- E 9 mph 83%
- WED
- OCT 30
- Thunderstorms
- 74°48°
- 80%
- NE 10 mph 89%
- THU
- OCT 31
- Showers/Wind
- 56°37°
- 40%
- N 20 mph 67%
- FRI
- NOV 1
- Mostly Sunny
- 57°43°
- 10%
- NNE 12 mph 51%
- SAT
- NOV 2
- Partly Cloudy
- 62°41°
- 10%
- NNE 10 mph 47%
- SUN
- NOV 3
- Partly Cloudy
- 67°46°
- 0%
- ENE 6 mph 51%
- MON
- NOV 4
- Partly Cloudy
- 72°52°
- 10%
- SSE 7 mph 54%
- TUE
- NOV 5
- Partly Cloudy
- 75°55°
- 20%
- ESE 9 mph 61%
- WED
- NOV 6
- Partly Cloudy
- 76°55°
- 20%
- SE 9 mph 63%
- THU
- NOV 7
- Partly Cloudy
- 68°56°
- 20%
- ENE 10 mph 71%
- FRI
- NOV 8
- Partly Cloudy
- 74°57°
- 20%
- S 10 mph 63%
- SAT
- NOV 9
- AM Showers
- 75°56°
- 30%
- SSW 10 mph 66%
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- Current threat: The pumpkin headed man. 🎃
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- Five Nights at Freddy's
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- Five Nights at Freddy's, spelled "jump scare simulator", created by some christfag named Scott Cawthon, is a click'n'play QTE game that focuses on spending five nights at a Chuck E. Cheese ripoff restaurant called Freddy Fazbear's. The only interaction you ever get to do is flip a tablet up looking at the screen and closing the doors when the monsters get too close. Despite its boring and bland gameplay, along with its 2001 video graphics, Five Nights at Freddy's somehow got popular thanks to tumblrfags, Pewdiepie fanboys, Markiplier fanboys, hipsters, furries who want to yiff Foxy, and meme loving faggots that spend all day in their basements trying to be funny. What makes it even more of an insult is that it costs $4.99 on Steam.
- (( What is more scary than a shitty jump scare simulator? ))
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- Time for some unfunny quotes.
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- <ck3k> i wonder how people with parkingson's disease wipe their ass
- <ck3k> that must be a fucking trial
- <ck3k> i bet muhammed ali has a whole staff hired just to do that
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- <BlackDeTh> this girl was taking e for the first time.. so i knew what i had to do.. i made it a night she'll remember. (and me too :D
- <lux> she'll remember it as rape at the trial and you'll remember it as consentual
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- Macrocranion is a genus of extinct mammal from the Eocene epoch of Europe and North America. Exceptional fossils have been found in the Messel pit in Germany. Macrocranion species are often described as forest-floor predators, about the size of small squirrels but with longer limbs.
- This picture shows an M. tupaiodon fossil, approximately 15 cm (6 in) in length, excavated at the Messel pit and on display in the State Museum of Natural History Karlsruhe.
- Photograph credit: H. Zell
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- Bye guys, I'm going to go fuck a cockatoo.... What?
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