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- Time for the news again, nigguhs.
- Another Disaster: Joe Biden’s Economy Adds Meager 194,000 Jobs in September
- President Joe Biden delivers remarks about the need for Congress to raise the debt limit in the State Dining Room at the White House on October 04, 2021, in Washington, DC. (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)
- The September numbers are even worse than the disastrous report from August, showing only 235,000 jobs created.
- DeSantis Team Hits Back Against Nikki Fried’s Disinformation on School Masking: ‘Pandering to Conspiracy Theorists’
- DeSantis Team Hits Back Against Democrat Nikki Fried’s Disinformation on School Masking
- ‘Pandering to Conspiracy Theorists’
- Nolte: Today’s Proof Democrats Want Unvaccinated Trump Voters to Die
- Nolte: Today’s Proof Democrats Want Unvaccinated Trump Voters to Die
- W.H.O. Approves World’s First Malaria Vaccine for Use in Children
- W.H.O. Approves World’s First Malaria Vaccine for Use in Children
- Venezuela Blames U.S. for Frozen IMF Coronavirus Economic Relief Fund
- JOHN HAYWARD
- Joe Biden Frustrated by Opposition to Vaccine Mandates: ‘I Don’t Quite Get This’
- Biden Frustrated by Opposition to Vax Mandates: ‘I Don’t Quite Get This’…
- Joe Biden Personally Phoned Hospital for Friend Frustrated by Emergency Room Delays
- …Says Phoned Hospital for Friend Frustrated by E.R. Delays
- Dr. Quay: Failing to Oversee Gain of Function Research Is ‘Existential Threat to Life’
- IAN HANCHETT
- Exclusive – Rep. Ashley Hinson: ‘Unacceptable’ CBP Will Not Disclose How They Track Illegals in United States
- Exclusive – Rep. Ashley Hinson: ‘Unacceptable’ CBP Will Not Disclose How They Track Illegals
- SEAN MORAN
- Illegal Alien from China Charged with Setting Fire to Alabama Church
- Illegal Alien from China Charged with Setting Fire to Alabama Church
- WaPo: Diversify ‘Overwhelmingly White and Christian’ Wyoming with Afghans
- WaPo: Diversify ‘Overwhelmingly White and Christian’ Wyoming with Afghans
- AG Merrick Garland’s Son-in-Law Cofounder of Company Promoting Critical Race Theory
- Rise of the Friendly Fascists
- Revealed: AG Merrick Garland’s Son-in-Law Cofounder of Company Promoting Critical Race Theory
- Doj, FBI Mobilize Against Disobedient Parents
- Joe Biden Appoints Critical Race Theory Activist to Department of Education amid Crackdown on Parents
- …CRT Activist Tapped for Prominent Role in Biden’s Edu Dept.
- BRECCAN F. THIES
- Justin Trudeau Goes Full Woke: ‘2SLGBTQQIA+ People’
- Justin Trudeau Goes Full Woke: ‘2SLGBTQQIA+ People’
- WaPo Calls Parents Against Critical Race Theory ‘Angry Mob’
- Black-Led Minnesota Anti-Woke Group Denounces Critical Race Theory
- DR. SUSAN BERRY
- Report: Biden Banking Nominee Scrubs Problematic Items from Resume
- Report: Biden Banking Nominee Scrubs Problematic Items from Resume
- Joe Manchin: I Do Not Want ‘an Entitlement Society,’ I Want a ‘Rewarding Society’
- Manchin: I Don’t Want ‘an Entitlement Society,’ I Want a ‘Rewarding Society’
- White House Not Acting to Combat High Gas Prices, Citing Need to ‘Diversify’ Fuel Sources
- WH Won’t Act to Combat High Gas Prices: Must Invest in Green Energy
- Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Frances Haugen Claims No One Noticed Her Browsing Sensitive Company Documents
- Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Mystery: Haugen Claims No One Noticed Her Browsing Sensitive Company Documents… 🤔🤔
- LUCAS NOLAN
- Facebook Blames Catastrophic Outage on ‘Configuration Changes’
- Facebook Blames Catastrophic Outage on ‘Configuration Changes’
- …Part of Facebook Team that Censored Hunter Biden Laptop Story
- Report: Far Left Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ Frances Haugen to Meet with January 6 Committee
- Report: Far-Left Facebook ‘Whistleblower’ to Meet with January 6 Committee
- Schiff Salivating: Pencil Neck Calls for Wanna-Be Censor to Testify, Internal Data from Zuck
- Report: U.S. Special Operators Secretly Trained Taiwanese Forces
- Report: U.S. Special Operators Secretly Trained Taiwanese Forces
- JOHN HAYWARD
- NATO Expels Half of Russia’s Mission, Accusing Them of Espionage
- NATO Expels Half of Russia’s Mission, Accusing Them of Espionage
- Court Finds Dubai Ruler Hacked British Cell Phones in Bitter Custody Battle
- Court: Dubai Ruler Hacked British Cell Phones
- Obamas’ Production Company Preps Drama About Gay Civil Rights Leader Bayard Rustin
- Obamas’ Production Co. Preps Drama About Gay Civil Rights Leader
- Dolly Parton Raises $700K for Tennessee Flood Victims: ‘We Had to Do Something to Help’
- Dolly Parton Raises $700K for Tennessee Flood Victims: ‘We Had to Do Something to Help’
- AMY FURR
- Pharrell Pulls Festival from Childhood Hometown over ‘Toxic’ Response to Police Shooting His Cousin
- Pharrell Pulls Festival from Childhood Hometown over ‘Toxic’ Response to Police Shooting His Cousin
- VIDEO: Perpetrator Shoves Woman into Oncoming Train at NYC Subway Stop
- VIDEO: Perpetrator Shoves Woman into Oncoming Train at NYC Subway Stop
- Cold-Case Team Claims It Has Identified the Zodiac Killer
- Cold-Case Team Claims It Has Identified the Zodiac Killer
- AMY FURR
- Attorney: Brian Laundrie Flew to Florida Then Back to Utah Days Later
- Attorney: Brian Laundrie Flew to Florida Then Back to Utah Days Later
- Poll: Most Americans, Including Majority of Democrats, Say Kamala Harris Doing ‘Poor’ Job Handling Border Crisis
- Poll: Most Democrats Say VP Doing ‘Poor’ Job Handling Border
- HANNAH BLEAU
- Kamala’s Latest Job: Recruit Minority Voters to Democrat Party
- Report: Emails Reveal Joe Biden’s Brother-in-Law Asked Hunter Biden to Obtain a Business License in China
- Emails: Joe’s Brother-in-Law Asked Hunter to Obtain Business License in China
- Hunter Biden, ‘Art’ Exhibit Invitees Pose Maskless in Los Angeles
- Americans Bouncing Back: Majority Say They Will Celebrate Halloween, Back to Pre-Pandemic Levels
- Let’s Go, Brandon!
- 🎃 Americans Plan to Celebrate Halloween at Pre-Pandemic Levels Despite ’Rona, Restrictions 🎃
- HANNAH BLEAU
- Report: Unvaccinated NBA Players Who Breach Quarantine in Canada Could Face Criminal Charges
- Covid-1984: Unvaxxed NBA Players Could Face Criminal Charges in Canada
- Greece to Abolish ‘Mini Lockdowns’ in High Case Areas
- Greece to Abolish ‘Mini Lockdowns’ in High Case Areas
- Report: COVID Deaths Fall After More Deadly Year than 2020
- Democrat, Republican Leaders Strike Deal on Debt Ceiling
- Democrat, Republican Leaders Strike Deal on Debt Ceiling
- Senate Dems: ‘No Rush’ to Complete $3.5 Trillion Reconciliation Package by Halloween Deadline
- Jobless Claims Decline to 326,000
- Moody’s Economist: Biden’s Inflation Costing Average Americans an Extra $175 Per Month
- Report: Bidenflation Costing Americans $175 Per Month
- Joe Biden Considers Tariff Exemptions for Over 500 ‘Made in China’ Products
- Biden Considers Tariff *Exemptions* for ‘Made in China’ Products
- Zuckerberg’s Mentor: Facebook’s ‘Surveillance Capitalism Is as Immoral as Child Labor’
- Zuckerberg Mentor: FB’s ‘Surveillance Capitalism Is as Immoral as Child Labor’
- White House Endorses Regulating Tech Platforms for ‘Harms that They Cause’
- WH Wants to Regulate Tech Platforms to Prevent ‘Harm’
- Amazon-Owned Streaming Platform Twitch Confirms Massive Data Leak
- Report: Hackers Are Selling the Personal Data of 1.5 Billion Facebook Users
- CNN’s Bash: ‘I Was Physically Sick’ by Trump Saying Real Insurrection Was Election Day
- Senate Judiciary Republican Report: Trump Did Not Weaponize DOJ After 2020 Election
- Senate Judiciary Republican Report: Trump Did Not Weaponize DOJ After 2020 Election
- Democrats Mock Bill de Blasio’s Plans to Run for NY Governor: ‘Osama bin Laden Is Probably More Popular’
- ‘Bin Laden More Popular’: de Blasio’s Plans to Run for NY Governor Mocked… by Democrats
- New Mexico Smuggler Sentenced for Shooting ‘Illegal Alien,’ Says DOJ
- Republican Governors: DHS Mayorkas Should Resign over Border Chaos
- GOP Governors to Mayorkas: Resign
- Arrests of Deported Sex Offenders, Criminal Aliens Up 300 Percent Along Border
- Arrests of Deported Sex Offenders, Criminal Aliens Up 300% Along Border
- Police Searching for Spook Who Went Around Brooklyn Sidewalks Punching Elderly Whites.
- None of this stuff really surprises me anymore.
- Baboon Arrested After Stabbing Man During Argument on Bourbon Street.
- Rape Ape Arrested After Repeatedly Molesting 9 Year Old Girl Over the Course of 4 Years.
- Pavement Ape Smashes White 12 Year Old Boy onto Pavement While He Was Dancing.
- Campfire Nog Arrested After Burning Man at Homeless Campfire.
- Jigaboo Bombards White Man and Woman With Bullets While They Were Sitting in Their SUV.
- Nigra Gets Life After Forcing 11 Year Old Girl to Perform Sex Acts on Him.
- Negress and Teenage Groid Arrested After Fatally Shooting White Man in Fayetteville.
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- Current threat: Vampires. 🧛
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- Dashcon
- Dashcon was a weeaboo convention created by Tumblr users, for Tumblr users to take place in Schaumburg, Illinois. Heavily criticized from its inception, the only people it didn't manage to disappoint were the people laughing at it from the beginning.
- The project started as an Indiegogo campaign, and because there's nothing tumblr loves more than donating money to implausible causes, swathes of children and teenagers pledged their allowance money to internet strangers, setting the tone for events to come. The planners began their three day con on July 11, 2014, and within seconds, they shook down the convention-goers for $17,000. Tumblrfags coughed up the money, but it was too late: the talent had bailed after foreseeing this brewing disaster. The $17,000 was spent on the $100 dollar rental of a ball pit and bouncy castle to placate people dumb enough to want to see "Welcome To Night Vale", resulting in elevation of "an extra hour in the ball pit" to meme status.
- (( DASHCONNED ))
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- The Seal of Texas is the official insignia of the U.S. state of Texas. The seal is used by the state governor on official business and depicts a star with five points encircled by olive and live oak branches. The seal incorporates imagery from the Texas state coat of arms, as illustrated here by American engraver Henry Mitchell in State Arms of the Union, published in 1876 by Louis Prang.
- Illustration credit: Henry Mitchell; restored by Andrew Shiva
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go spy on some high school girls while they shower... What?... At least I try to stop myself from molesting children.... Okay, even that's not true, but what are you doing with your life? I'm more accomplished than you are... Faggot.
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