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- Japan Rocked by 7.6 Magnitude Earthquake, Multiple Dead
- Shocking Videos
- Japan
- Japan rang in the New Year with a 7.6-magnitude earthquake that killed at least four people and caused massive property damage.
- PAUL BOIS2,670
- WATCH: GREEN DAY CHANGES ‘AMERICAN IDIOT’ LYRICS TO BASH TRUMP’S ‘MAGA AGENDA’ LIVE ON ABC’S NEW YEAR’S EVE SHOW
- DAVID NG
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- BILL CLINTON TO BE UNMASKED IN EPSTEIN COURT DOCS
- AMY FURR
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- 2024 POLL: BLACK, HISPANIC, YOUNG VOTERS BAILING ON BIDEN
- KRISTINA WONG
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- RUSSIA LAUNCHES RECORD NUMBER OF DRONE STRIKES ACROSS UKRAINE
- BREITBART LONDON
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- NINE HURT WHEN NYC DRIVER HITS CIVILIANS, POLICE ON NEW YEAR’S EVE
- AMY FURR
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- BUSES DROPPING OFF ILLEGAL ALIENS AT NJ TRAIN STATIONS DUE TO BIG APPLE BUS RESTRICTIONS
- WARNER TODD HUSTON
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- OUR RADAR
- ESPN WRITER CLAIMS CALIFORNIA STORE RACIALLY PROFILED HIM273
- VAN HOLLEN: BIDEN NEEDS TO USE MORE ‘LEVERAGE’ OVER ISRAEL126
- WUT? CHICAGO ALDERMAN: COMMUNITY AT ’BRINK OF COLLAPSE’ — MUST STAY SANCTUARY345
- MEN AT HIGH RISK OF GAMBLING ADDICTION AMID SPORTS BETTING CRAZE300
- MOTHER ACCUSED OF KILLING CHILDREN ARRESTED196
- WAITING PERIOD IN EFFECT FOR ALL WA GUN PURCHASES382
- HARVARD CRIMSON OFFERS DIFFERENT ‘PERSPECTIVES’ ON HATING JEWS188
- NANCY MACE: ‘WE ARE LOSING THE FIGHT ON ABORTION EVERY DAY’1,082
- Exclusive—Trump Rips Biden for Excessive Vacations
- Exclusive – Donald Trump: Biden Allowing ‘Invasion’ at Border
- Exclusive – Donald Trump: Biden Allowing ‘Invasion’ at Border
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- Buses Dropping Off Migrants at NJ Train Stations to Travel to Big Apple
- Buses Dropping Off Migrants at NJ Train Stations to Travel to Big Apple
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- Report: Biden Spent 37% of 2023 Enjoying a Getaway Spot
- Report: Biden Spent 37% of 2023 Enjoying a Getaway Spot
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- Kinzinger: Voter Should Be 'Disgusted' by Trump's Victim Claims
- Kinzinger: Voter Should Be 'Disgusted' by Trump's Victim Claims
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- Mace: 'We Are Losing the Fight on Abortion Every Single Day'
- Mace: 'We Are Losing the Fight on Abortion Every Single Day'
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- Green Day Insults 'MAGA Agenda' in 'American Idiot' NYE Performance
- Green Day Insults 'MAGA Agenda' in 'American Idiot' NYE Performance
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- Watch: Japan Rocked by 7.6 Magnitude Earthquake, Multiple Dead
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- A sign is displayed along Interstate 8 in San Diego, CA by The San Diego Coalition of Reason for non-believers in God. The organization paid for the advertisement to show support for others who might be afraid to admit their non-belief in religion and is part of a Nationwide campaign to raise the profile of nontheists.(Photo by Sandy Huffaker/Corbis)
- Atheists Call for Record Voter Turnout Against ‘Christian Extremism’
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- Chicago Alderman: Community at 'Brink of Collapse' -- Must Stay Sanctuary
- Chicago Alderman: Community at 'Brink of Collapse' -- Must Stay Sanctuary
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- Poll: Voters Say Trump Wants 'Revenge' in Second Term
- Poll: Voters Say Trump Wants 'Revenge' in Second Term
- K2 Addicted Monkey Man Kills White Jogger.
- Even the qwops think it's racially motivated.
- Negress Tranny Snochia Moseley Shoots up Maryland Church.
- Toledo: Prowling Gorilla Shoots White Woman as She Was Sitting in Her Car.
- Negroid Primate Gets 160 Years After Raping and Impregnating 10-Year-Old Girl.
- Stockton: Special Ed Negro Arrested After Fucking a Multitude of Children and Then Raping Their Children.
- Fairfax Police Searching for Bongo Beater Who was Caught Raping Woman on Camera.
- Bridgeport Bootlips Blames Media and "Da Wypypo" for Raping Woman He Rescued from Winter Storm.
- Nigga Bitch Beats Deli Owner Because He "Didn't give her enough meat".
- ............. Bye, guys. I'm gonna go rape a squirrel and then eat out a 16 year old -- oh right not yet... Weather.
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- Cloudy with rain ending overnight. Thunder possible. Low 43F. Winds N at 10 to 15 mph. Chance of rain 100%.
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- Current threat: Ketamine. 🧴
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- Godzilla
- Godzilla is the King of the Monsters, and the undisputed legendary ruler of you, your mom, and everything awesome in your pitiful existence on this shitty planet. He was created by a bunch of wrinkly PTSD Japs because a bunch of Americunts pwned the shit out of a country that would later be known for turning boys into manchildren and the production of Hentai. He then went on to fight a whole batch of retarded monsters that were clearly made on the budget of a pack of ramen in about three minutes. After 60 years, he is still known for kicking some major ass, and is now famous again for starring in a movie where he enjoys decapitating a giant parasitic spider for the lulz.
- (( GODZILLA VS KONG, FAM ))
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- Le Violon d'Ingres is a black-and-white photograph taken by the American visual artist Man Ray in 1924. One of the best-known works of Surrealist photography, it was first published in the Surrealist magazine Littérature in June 1924. It shows the French model Kiki de Montparnasse from the back, nude to below her waist and wearing a turban. Two f-holes are painted on her back to make her body resemble a violin.
- Photograph credit: Man Ray
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