Taylor - Doesn’t digest things anymore

I made breakfast from some of the food in the pantry; I didn't cook anything so it was mostly a can of beans and another can of corn. I hadn't farted in the past two weeks since gaining Gamer's Body, which meant I could likely eat whatever I wanted.

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The fact that I didn't sweat hadn't struck me before, but it did now. Apparently Gamer's body had more implications than just having hit points and not bleeding. I also didn't fart or sweat.

That probably meant I was going to stink a lot slower than someone else in my situation. I'd probably have to have a shower eventually. Maybe I could rig something up with a five gallon jug of water.

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