Best Diss Jokes On Friends Or Enemy's

 1) Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her.
--Another bad insult, but I suggest you use it for critical situations as this insult could hurt emotions badly--

2) Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.

3) You could be very useful in the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb.

4) Hey, I can make a song about your teeth, 'black and yellow black and yellow".

5) When yo mama jumps, she makes earthquakes. When yo mama breathes, she makes tornadoes. When yo mama swims, she makes tsunamis. When yo mama dies, she makes happiness.

6) Do aliens exist? Wait that's a stupid question, I'm looking at one right now.

7) You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!

8) You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home, she got arrested for littering.

9) Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business.

10) You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list.

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