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- Ah, negroes... Don't they smell good?.... No?.... Well anyway, here's the weather. Or the news... Or both.
- French Farmers Descend on Paris to Protest E.U. Green Diktats
- 500 Tractors, Thousands of Demonstrators
- This photograph shows a sign reading "Macron, anwers !" as farmers stand next to tractors at the Esplanades des Invalides during a demonstration organised by unions including FNSEA (National Federation of Farmers Union), against "obligations" in agriculture, in particular restrictions on the use of pesticides, in Paris, on February 8, …
- Thousands of French farmers descended upon Paris in response to the government’s quiescence to the latest EU green agenda diktat.
- New York Islanders Will Avoid Rainbow Jerseys for NHL Pride Night
- New York Islanders Will Avoid Rainbow Jerseys for NHL Pride Night
- 519
- Carville: Level of 'White Trashdom' in the Republican Party Staggering
- Carville: Level of 'White Trashdom' in the Republican Party Staggering
- 1,203
- McCarthy: Romney Should Be Disappointed Swalwell Hasn’t Resigned
- McCarthy: Romney Should Be Disappointed Swalwell Hasn’t Resigned
- 252
- Gov. Sununu Takes Steps Toward Launching White House Bid
- Gov. Sununu Takes Steps Toward Launching White House Bid
- 784
- US Soccer Star Alex Morgan Backs Teammate on Trans Issue
- US Soccer Star Alex Morgan Backs Teammate on Trans Issue
- 320
- Pro-Trans Demonstrators Occupy Oklahoma Capitol
- Pro-Trans Demonstrators Occupy Oklahoma Capitol
- 4,021
- Goldberg: GOP Yelling During Biden SOTU 'Despicable'
- Goldberg: GOP Yelling During Biden SOTU 'Despicable'
- 3,579
- Half of Americans Say They Are Worse Off
- Half of Americans Say They Are Worse Off
- 2,644
- California Secretary of State: We Can 'Lead the Nation' on Reparations
- California Secretary of State: We Can 'Lead the Nation' on Reparations
- 1,022
- Poll: Just 39% Say the State of the Union Is Strong
- Poll: Just 39% Say the State of the Union Is Strong
- Negro and Negress Break into White Couple's Home While Their Gone and Chill and Take Their Clothes off.
- They were just trying to have a vacation.
- Dead-Eyed Coon Kills Negress and Pregnant White Woman.
- Woman Gets Surgery to Get Jaw Wired Shut After Being Beaten and Raped by Negro Who Paid to Have Sex with Him for 30 Minutes.
- Negro Arrested After Jerking off inside Cumberland Mall.
- Jury Deliberates Fate of Negro NFL Player Who Raped Woman inside His Own Home.
- Bonobo Arrested After Trying to Kidnap Woman While She Waited for Rideshare.
- Negro Named Tyrone Arrested After Trying to Smuggle 5 Kilos of Cocaine into Newark Airport.
- Negress Arrested After Stealing $68k from Man She Met at Nightclub.
- ........... Weather.
- Today
- 72°
- /44°
- Sunny
- 2%
- SW 11 mph
- Thu 09 | Day
- 72°
- 2%
- SW 11 mph
- Areas of dense morning fog. Abundant sunshine. High 72F. Winds SW at 10 to 15 mph.
- Humidity
- 58%
- UV Index
- 5 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:15 am
- Sunset
- 6:14 pm
- Thu 09 | Night
- 44°
- 4%
- NNW 16 mph
- A few passing clouds. Low 44F. SSW winds shifting to NNW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 69%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 9:54 pm
- Waning Gibbous
- Moonset
- 9:31 am
- Fri 10
- 55°
- /31°
- Mostly Sunny/Wind
- 4%
- NNW 20 mph
- Sat 11
- 58°
- /31°
- Sunny
- 3%
- N 11 mph
- Sun 12
- 60°
- /43°
- Partly Cloudy
- 4%
- S 9 mph
- Mon 13
- 66°
- /56°
- Cloudy
- 15%
- SE 14 mph
- Tue 14
- 70°
- /47°
- AM Showers
- 43%
- WSW 15 mph
- Wed 15
- 77°
- /49°
- Partly Cloudy
- 4%
- S 14 mph
- Thu 16
- 58°
- /35°
- Partly Cloudy
- 4%
- NNW 19 mph
- Fri 17
- 57°
- /35°
- Partly Cloudy
- 0%
- N 11 mph
- Sat 18
- 62°
- /48°
- Partly Cloudy
- 1%
- SE 11 mph
- Sun 19
- 70°
- /56°
- Mostly Cloudy
- 21%
- S 12 mph
- Mon 20
- 75°
- /54°
- AM Thunderstorms
- 39%
- SSW 11 mph
- Tue 21
- 74°
- /53°
- Partly Cloudy
- 24%
- SW 12 mph
- Wed 22
- 70°
- /52°
- Partly Cloudy
- 17%
- S 13 mph
- Thu 23
- 69°
- /50°
- Partly Cloudy
- 19%
- N 13 mph
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- Current threat: Nerd rage. 🤓
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- Irate Gamer
- Christopher Michael Bores (pronounced Boris, ruining any "Chris Bores us" puns), also known as The Irate Gamer is a fat, lulzless, ill-informing YouTube user, who is the perfect predecessor to the first Angry Video Game Nerd. On April 28th, 2007, Irate Gamer put up a review of Back to the Future for the NES that might as well have been AVGN's exact review with his voice dubbed over, making the same exact points on Marty's vest, his skateboard, the game's enemies. Soon afterward, fans of the Angry Video Game Nerd went on the attack to contain Irate Gamer's AIDS attack, but were butthurt and cut off by Irate Gamer's own Internet tough guys, mainly himself and his mom.
- Irate Gamer would later reveal that he doesn't know shit about video games, by trashing classic games such as Ghosts 'n Goblins, Super Mario Bros. 2, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Tetris, and expecting everyone to agree with him about how these games are "way too hard" and therefore suck. Later, the Irate gamer would admit that he has never owned any video game consoles before he bought his entire game collection on eBay. All just to sell DVDs.
- Today, the Irate Gamer Syndicate spans all of the YouTubes, where any dissent towards him is repressed, and dissidents are flamed to death by butthurt Irate Goon Squads and all movies exposing his blatant plagiarism are DMCA'd by the Irate Gamer himself, formally through his company Y2B Productions.
- (( HE'S STILL MAKING GAME REVIEWS ))
- .............. Well. How's about we give you guys those losers on IRC. #2600:
- [18:48] <+luldangs> assy coo?
- [18:54] <+voronika> coo is the peraon who runs a company's operations.
- 03[18:56] * Invizibul (~Fau@c-76-126-237-158.hsd1.ca.comcast.net) has joined #2600
- [18:57] <n3s> hey ladies!
- 02[19:03] * weekin2da (~jason@cpe-23-240-49-146.socal.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
- [19:03] <Invizibul> hey there howdy how are ya
- [19:08] <Invizibul> n3s are you male or female?
- [19:13] <+voronika> looks like someone is looking for a penis
- [19:16] <Invizibul> thats good, you can always use a nice penis
- [19:16] <Invizibul> too bad i'm not a girl tho
- [19:16] <Invizibul> ahhahaha
- [19:16] <Invizibul> my penis changes from day to day
- 03[19:20] * weekin2da (~jason@cpe-23-240-49-146.socal.res.rr.com) has joined #2600
- 02[19:28] * weekin2da (~jason@cpe-23-240-49-146.socal.res.rr.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
- 02[19:30] * lead_pipe (~Lead@38.146.86.251) Quit (Ping timeout: 612 seconds)
- [19:31] <+voronika> no one here is a girl.
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- Henties Bay is a coastal town in the Erongo Region of western Namibia. It is a holiday and retirement settlement, with angling a popular activity, and also also serves as a gateway to the seal colony of Cape Cross, which likes 46 kilometres to the north of the town. Henties Bay is named after Major Hendrik "Henty" Stefanus van der Merwe, who found the location in 1929 while looking for water, noting the abundance of fish, and was one of the first to promote the town as a tourist resort.
- Photograph credit: Arne Müseler
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go play bongo drums on a negress's ass.
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