BS

#define /^my (.*?) thing:$/class \1:/

my Greeter thing:
  public function __construct(€name)
      HALT_AND_CATCH_FIRE
    (unless €name != null);
    €this->name = €name;
    Delete €name;

  public function say(€thing isProbablyA String, €times)
    42 echo €thing, « », €this->name, BS::EOL;
      goto 42
    (unless --€times !!=! 0);
    Delete €thing, €times;