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- It's me. The newscaster. Here's the news.
- End of Lockdowns?
- Boris Looks to Scrap All Coronavirus Restrictions in March
- LONDON, ENGLAND - DECEMBER 08: British prime Minister Boris Johnson gives a press conference at 10 Downing Street on December 8, 2021 in London, England. During the press conference, the Prime Minister announced that the government will implement its “Plan B” due to the rapid transmission of the Omicron variant. …
- Boris Johnson’s government is reportedly looking to abolish all remaining coronavirus restrictions by March.
- 2020 Video of Joe Biden Saying George Floyd’s Death Accomplished More than MLK’s Goes Viral on MLK Day
- 2020 Video of Joe Biden Saying George Floyd’s Death Accomplished More than MLK’s Goes Viral on MLK Day
- 5,009
- MLK’s Wife Coretta Scott King: Illegal Immigration Undercuts ‘American Jobs and Living Standards’
- Coretta Scott King: Illegal Immigration Undercuts ‘American Jobs and Living Standards’
- 625
- Sharpton: Black People Behind Trump ‘Props’ — So He Can ‘Sell Racism’ Without Looking Racist
- 2,687
- Republican-Led States Move on Texas-Style Pro-Life Measures
- Republican-Led States Move on Texas-Style Pro-Life Measures
- 109
- FL Legislature to Consider DeSantis-Proposed Redistricting Map with 4 More Likely GOP Districts
- 103
- Watch: Democrats Silent When Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin Says Parents Have ‘Fundamental Right’ to Raise Their Own Children
- Watch: Dems Silent When Va Gov. Youngkin Says Parents Have ‘Fundamental Right’ to Raise Their Own Children
- BRECCAN F. THIES
- 204
- Khanna: ‘We Need Clearer, Better Communication’ from CDC and a New Director
- 56
- Watch: D.C. House Member Appears to Park Car Illegally While Vying for Transportation Committee Chair
- Watch: D.C. House Member Appears to Park Car Illegally While Vying for Transportation Committee Chair
- 477
- Poll: 59 Percent of Democrats Favor Government Confining Unvaccinated Americans to Their Homes
- COVID-1984
- Poll: 59 Percent of Democrats Favor Government Confining Unvaccinated Americans to Their Homes
- 3,701
- Poll: Plurality Say Joe Biden Went ‘Too Far’ in Trying to Get Americans Vaccinated
- 790
- Ron DeSantis Team Trolls Democrats with ‘Escape to Florida’ Merch
- Team DeSantis Trolls Democrats with ‘Escape to Florida’ Merch
- 433
- Marine Corps Commandant Tests Positive for Coronavirus
- Marine Corps Commandant Tests Positive for Coronavirus
- 417
- Minnesota Removes Race as Factor in Rationing Coronavirus Treatment: ‘Blatant Discrimination’
- Minnesota Removes Race as Factor in Rationing Coronavirus Treatment
- AMY FURR
- 156
- VIDEO: NBA Co-Owner Says ‘Nobody Cares’ About China’s Uyghur Genocide
- VIDEO: NBA Co-Owner Says ‘Nobody Cares’ About China’s Uyghur Genocide
- 487
- China Blames Canada, Not Domestic Outbreak, for Omicron Threat to Olympics
- 117
- Mandatory Mao Zedong, Military Classes at UK Uni Course Collab with Chinese Army-Tied School
- Mandatory Mao Classes at U.K. Uni Course Collab with Chinese Army-Tied School
- 91
- China Records Lowest Birth Rate in Modern History in 2021
- China Records Lowest Birth Rate in Modern History in 2021
- 144
- UAE Blames Houthi Drones for Abu Dhabi Tanker Explosions
- 5
- ‘You Are Our Champion’: Novak Djokovic Gets Hero’s Welcome in Serbia
- 102
- ‘M.I.A.M.I. (Murder Is a Major Issue)’ Rapper Killed in Miami Drive-by Shooting
- 49
- Rapper Lil Durk Invites ‘Genuine’ at Heart’ Morgan Wallen Onstage at MLK Festival: ‘Can’t Nobody Cancel S**t’
- 349
- Woke FX Drama ‘Y: The Last Man’ Producers Admit Series Is Officially Dead
- 256
- Nolte: After Two Weeks, Woketard ‘355’ Fails to Top $9M at Box Office
- 229
- Hollywood Celebrities Use MLK Day to Push Democrats’ Dead-on-Arrival Voting Bills
- 504
- Denzel Washington Promotes the Importance of Looking Beyond Race: ‘Diversity Shouldn’t Be Mentioned Like It’s Something Special’
- 368
- CA Crime Wave: Woman’s French Bulldog, Car Stolen on Same Day
- CA Crime Wave: Woman’s French Bulldog, Car Stolen on Same Day
- 25
- Breitbart News Daily Podcast Ep. 52: What Does MLK Day Mean Today? Guest: Project Veritas’ James O’Keefe
- BND Podcast Ep. 52: What Does MLK Day Mean Today? Guest: Project Veritas’ James O’Keefe
- 347
- McCaskill: 40 Republican Senators ‘Don’t Support’ Trump — They ‘Know He’s Not Good for This Country’
- 159
- Scarborough Mocks Trump over Ratings Criticism — ‘He Can’t Quit Us’
- 95
- Texas Terrorist was Banned from UK Court After Ranting About 9/11, Threatening Staff: Report
- Texas Terrorist was Banned from UK Court After Ranting About 9/11, Threatening Staff: Report
- 149
- ‘Terrified’ Rabbi Hurled Chair at Synagogue Hostage Terrorist Before Fleeing Scene
- ‘Terrified’ Rabbi Hurled Chair at Synagogue Hostage Terrorist Before Fleeing Scene
- 116
- Sweden Launches Investigation After Drones Spotted by Nuclear Power Plants
- Sweden Investigating Drones Spotted by Nuclear Power Plants
- 60
- Hold the Private Jet! Davos Goes Virtual as World Economic Forum Lays Out Great Reset Agenda
- Hold the Private Jet! Davos Goes Virtual as World Economic Forum Lays Out Great Reset Agenda
- 176
- Germany to End Ban on Doctors Advertising Abortion Services
- Germany to End Ban on Doctors Advertising Abortion Services
- 19
- WATCH: Cowboys Season Ends in the Most Cowboys Way Ever
- WATCH: Cowboys Season Ends in the Most Cowboys Way Ever
- 451
- VIDEO: Cowboys Fans Watch Their Team Lose, Then Fight Each Other
- VIDEO: Cowboys Fans Watch Their Team Lose, Then Fight Each Other
- 122
- Dana White: You Can’t Get Monoclonal Antibodies ‘to Save Your Life Now, Literally’
- Dana White: You Can’t Get Monoclonal Antibodies ‘to Save Your Life Now, Literally’
- 331
- ‘Red-Handed’ Contains 1,093 Endnotes, No Unnamed Sources
- ‘Red-Handed’ Contains 1,093 Endnotes, No Unnamed Sources
- 4,074
- Report: Ted Lieu Vacationed in Bermuda During ‘Build Back Better’ Vote
- Report: Ted Lieu Vacationed in Bermuda During ‘Build Back Better’ Vote
- 643
- Ralph Northam: Critical Race Theory ‘Nothing More than a Dog Whistle’; Says ‘Not Being Taught’ in Virginia K-12
- Northam: CRT ‘Nothing More than a Dog Whistle’
- 1,042
- Exclusive — ZOA Urges Immediate Resignation of Florida Democrat Nikki Fried over ‘Sick, Demented’ Hitler-DeSantis Comparison
- Exclusive: ZOA Urges Immediate Resignation of FL Democrat Nikki Fried
- 416
- Sharpton: Black People Behind Trump Were Props So He Can Sell Racism
- Sharpton: Black People Behind Trump Were Props So He Can Sell Racism
- 2,687
- Clyburn: Biden Should 'Stay the Course' to Fix Poll Numbers
- Clyburn: Biden Should 'Stay the Course' to Fix Poll Numbers
- 314
- Barbara Jordan's Legacy: Protect Americans from Mass Immigration
- Barbara Jordan's Legacy: Protect Americans from Mass Immigration
- 350
- NBA Owner Who Said 'Nobody Cares' About Uyghurs Is Democrat Mega-donor
- NBA Owner Who Said 'Nobody Cares' About Uyghurs Is Democrat Mega-donor
- 856
- Clyburn: Trump, People Who 'Showed Up' on January 6 'Domestic Enemies'
- Clyburn: Trump, People Who 'Showed Up' on January 6 'Domestic Enemies'
- 5,413
- Poll: 59 Percent of Democrats Favor Government Confining Unvaccinated
- Poll: 59 Percent of Democrats Favor Government Confining Unvaccinated
- 3,701
- ‘Red-Handed’ Contains 1,093 Endnotes, No Unnamed Sources
- ‘Red-Handed’ Contains 1,093 Endnotes, No Unnamed Sources
- 4,074
- Hawaii Will Require Visitors to Have Booster Shots to Be Fully Vaxxed
- Hawaii Will Require Visitors to Have Booster Shots to Be Fully Vaxxed
- 693
- 2020: Biden Said George Floyd's Death Had More Impact than MLK
- 2020: Biden Said George Floyd's Death Had More Impact than MLK
- 5,009
- MSNBC's Reid: Republicans 'Same' as Dixiecrats
- MSNBC's Reid: Republicans 'Same' as Dixiecrats
- Negro NFL Player Geno Smith Attacks Cops While Being Stopped for DUI.
- Negroes shouldn't drive cars, even when they're sober.
- 4 (Primitive N Word Monkeys) Arrested in Shooting at Lauderdale Lakes Gas Station.
- Disgruntled Groid Fires at Man Outside Tonawanda Bar Because of Argument.
- Negro Mayer Eric Adams Accused of Promoting His Brother to $240,000 Job as Cop.
- .......... Weather.
- Today
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- Tue 18 | Day
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- Some clouds this morning will give way to generally sunny skies for the afternoon. High 76F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 62%
- UV Index
- 4 of 10
- Sunrise
- 7:26 am
- Sunset
- 5:55 pm
- Tue 18 | Night
- 58°
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- Some clouds. Low 58F. Winds SSW at 10 to 20 mph.
- Humidity
- 88%
- UV Index
- 0 of 10
- Moonrise
- 6:40 pm
- Full Moon
- Moonset
- 8:10 am
- Wed 19
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- SSW 9 mph
- Thu 20
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- Sat 22
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- Mon 24
- 58°
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- 33%
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- Tue 25
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- Wed 26
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- Thu 27
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- Fri 28
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- Sun 30
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- Mon 31
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- Tue 01
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- Current threat: Trannies. 👩🏻🦱
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- Rock Band
- In 2007 Harmonix, the inventors of Guitar Hero, created a game called Rock Band. It's just like Guitar Hero, except with different songs and a variety of instrument controllers, much like Konami's Japan-only Guitar Freaks and DrumMania. It is said to be "more real" than Guitar Hero, but the people who say this are the same people who have to be picked up by their mom from middle school and form bands with their fellow playground buddies hoping to be featured on MySpace Music.
- Contrary to popular belief, Harmonix is not actually run for profit. It would be more accurate to call them a trolling organization. Every business decision the company makes has the ultimate goal of lulz, whether it comes from Activision and Guitar Hero, or from their own fanbase.
- (( Don't stop believing... ))
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- The South Island oystercatcher (Haematopus finschi) is one of two common species of oystercatchers found in New Zealand. After breeding inland on the South Island, most of the population moves to estuaries, harbours, beaches and mudflats on the North Island, where the birds largely feed on molluscs and worms. It has piping calls, which are used socially and aggressively, as well as a piercing alarm call and a quiet flight call. This South Island oystercatcher was photographed in Point Chevalier in Auckland.
- Photograph credit: John Harrison
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- Bye, guys. I'm gonna go masturbate to Minecraft porn or something.
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