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- *Rubs eyes* It's 2024 already?
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- Exclusive—Trump: Biden Allowing ‘Invasion’ at Border
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- ‘Migration of Civilization’ to USA
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- Countries Emptying Mental institutions, Sending Patients Here!
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- PALM BEACH, Florida — Former President Donald Trump ripped Democrat President Joe Biden’s administration for allowing what Trump calls an “invasion” at the U.S. border with Mexico, something the former president likened to a “migration of civilization into our country.”
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- Chicago to Receive 350 More Migrants from Texas Gov. Greg Abbott
- Chicago to Receive 350 More Migrants from Texas Gov. Greg Abbott
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- Palestinians Ring in New Year 2024 with Rocket Barrage at Israeli Cities
- Palestinians Ring in New Year 2024 with Rocket Barrage at Israeli Cities
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- Scott Adams: 2024 'Will Be Surprising on the Upside'
- Scott Adams: 2024 'Will Be Surprising on the Upside'
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- Report: Three Louisiana Academy Store Workers Fired After Chasing Gun Thief
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- Exclusive – Donald Trump: Biden Allowing ‘Invasion’ at Border
- Exclusive – Donald Trump: Biden Allowing ‘Invasion’ at Border
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- Seven Key Campaign Promises Trump Publicly Made for a Second Term
- Seven Key Campaign Promises Trump Publicly Made for a Second Term
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- U.S. Navy Engages in Fight with Houthis, Sinking Three Boats, Killing Crews
- U.S. Navy Engages in Fight with Houthis, Sinking Three Boats, Killing Crews
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- Investors: Elon Musk's X Lost 71.5% of $44B Value Since Acquisition
- Investors: Elon Musk's X Lost 71.5% of $44B Value Since Acquisition
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- Farah Griffin: Second Trump Term Could Mean the End of American Democracy
- Farah Griffin: Second Trump Term Could Mean the End of American Democracy
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- Exclusive — Donald Trump: 'Depression Like 1929' Looms if 'I Don't Win'
- Exclusive — Donald Trump: 'Depression Like 1929' Looms if 'I Don't Win'
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- Fort Wayne Groid Arrested After Raping Woman Who Had the Mental Capacity of 5-Year-Old.
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- Given the fact that negroes have the mental capacity of 5-year-olds, this isn't shocking.
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- Irving Mudflap Drives off with Woman Still atop His Car.
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- Negro Family Sues Applebee's in Queens After Asking for Hot Water and Getting it Spilled on Their Niglet.
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- New Jersey Enwoid on FBI's Most Wanted List After Killing His Mudshark Girlfriend.
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- Gorilla Indicted After Fatally Shooting White Man at Georgia Dome.
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- Mostly clear skies this evening will become overcast overnight. Low 41F. Winds NNE at 5 to 10 mph.
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- Christmas
- Christmas' (also known as: X-mas, Present Day, The Birthday of Jesus, Tree Appreciation Day and Capitalist Solstice) is a Christian holiday that was stolen "adapted" from the Roman pagan holiday, Saturnalia, which was itself stolen from the viking Yule, and taken out of context at the expense of the workers in the United States. It is also used as an excuse to get drunk on eggnog as well as for fat men to dress up as Santa Claus and touch little kids and/or sneak into houses. Now it's a Jewish Capitalist conspiracy designed by officefags and Jews just so that they can rip you off of your hard earned Jew Gold to fund their annual drunken brothel crawls. It is also an excuse to see family who you had forgotten about for the last 365 days. In Australia it's just another excuse to get pissed, rape the cops and have old seedy pedophiles dress up as Santa Claus as an excuse to touch little kids. Christmas is also a poor justification for your fat, redneck cousin to come over and get free beer. According to The Bible, Santa Claus was born the son of a Jewish child prostitute and abandoned in an enchanted forest called Burzee to be raised by elves who he eventually enslaved upon reaching adulthood like the greedy kike that he was. Santa eventually killed some old viking fag and stole his magic sleigh, using it to molest European children across the land every Christmas Eve night and giving them presents to keep their mouths shut. After generations of this, he ended up becoming the primary symbol of capitalism worldwide.
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- (( It's The #1 Suicide Holiday. If You're Not Opening Up Any Presents, You Should Be Opening Up Your Wrists ))
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- Steamboat Willie is a 1928 American animated short film directed by Walt Disney and Ub Iwerks. It marks Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse's first appearance in a distributed film. Mickey Mouse was created as a replacement for Oswald the Lucky Rabbit, created by the Disney studio but owned at the time by Universal Pictures, and when two silent films featuring Mickey failed to gain a distributor, Walt Disney decided instead to put him in a sound cartoon – perhaps inspired by The Jazz Singer. With music arranged by Wilfred Jackson and Bert Lewis, Steamboat Willie was one of the first cartoons with synchronized sound. The film received wide critical acclaim upon its release, and it has been preserved in the United States National Film Registry for its significance. The film enters the public domain under U.S. copyright law today (January 1, 2024), 95 years after its release in 1928.
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- Film credit: Walt Disney Studios
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- Well, it's time to have rough sex with a 14 year old girl.
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